Post by Prank on Jul 28, 2009 20:33:43 GMT -5
This forum looked cool so I decided to join. Hello, everyone 
First off, we have:
Kikka the Great the 1st the Best
The leader, manager and funder of the EKRR. Owns a somewhat large emporium, very wealthy. Prefers not to fight himself, but will do so if needed (and after signing many suspicious insurance documents). When asked about forming the EKRR, he replied with: "There's a cash prize for this brawl, right? I wouldn't joint any stupid smack-em-ups if there wasn't money involved."
Physically very weak, but makes it up with gadgets, gimmicks and pranks, most often lethal ones. Very fast runner, hates getting hurt. Also a coward.
Next up:
Fairsquare
Kikka's righthand henchman, winner of the Kikka National Boxing Tourney. Hits extremely fast, incredible stamina. He's a pacifist, however, and dislikes fighting.
When asked if he prefers to win by knockout or decision, answer was: "Neither. I'd prefer to talk the whole thing over and shake hands, fair and square. It's also why I wear these huge gloves; If I punch someone, it'll be a hard blow but won't really hurt, so they'll wake up on the floor like they've just taken a nap. No hard feelings for both sides, fair and square."
Then we have:
Wenceslaus Luxburg
Kikka's lefthand henchman, recruited while seen slaying a dragon paired up with a giant cave spider. Very slow and a thin build, but defense is near impenetrable due to his full plate armour made of mysterious metal, supplied by KikkaCorp. Attacks rarely by himself, instead waiting for the enemy's move and counterattacking with his weight-tipped sword "Maxcaliber". Extremely smart.
When asked about attending the brawl, he replied with: "This is a most opportune time to keep the grey mass well-maintained and tip-top. I don't have much care for the riches when I win, but will joyously take the hand of a beatiful maiden. By the way, did you know there are about five muscles in your face contracting right now?"
And finally:
The General
Kikka's most trusted military official. Not a biological being, but a robot made from an extraordinarily durable metal from KikkaCorp. All sorts of weaponry located in various parts of body, including missiles, machine guns, laser cannons and flamethrowers. Very strong without aid from weapons. Steam-powered, inner workings consist of many moving parts.
When attempted to interview, a scaldingly hot burst of steam was suddenly released from a valve in the robot's hand, resulting in hospitalization of three reporters. Kikka confirms this was not a malfunction, however.
I hope yall like them, because this site seems really awesome and I'd be happy to join.
First off, we have:
Kikka the Great the 1st the Best
The leader, manager and funder of the EKRR. Owns a somewhat large emporium, very wealthy. Prefers not to fight himself, but will do so if needed (and after signing many suspicious insurance documents). When asked about forming the EKRR, he replied with: "There's a cash prize for this brawl, right? I wouldn't joint any stupid smack-em-ups if there wasn't money involved."
Physically very weak, but makes it up with gadgets, gimmicks and pranks, most often lethal ones. Very fast runner, hates getting hurt. Also a coward.
Next up:
Fairsquare
Kikka's righthand henchman, winner of the Kikka National Boxing Tourney. Hits extremely fast, incredible stamina. He's a pacifist, however, and dislikes fighting.
When asked if he prefers to win by knockout or decision, answer was: "Neither. I'd prefer to talk the whole thing over and shake hands, fair and square. It's also why I wear these huge gloves; If I punch someone, it'll be a hard blow but won't really hurt, so they'll wake up on the floor like they've just taken a nap. No hard feelings for both sides, fair and square."
Then we have:
Wenceslaus Luxburg
Kikka's lefthand henchman, recruited while seen slaying a dragon paired up with a giant cave spider. Very slow and a thin build, but defense is near impenetrable due to his full plate armour made of mysterious metal, supplied by KikkaCorp. Attacks rarely by himself, instead waiting for the enemy's move and counterattacking with his weight-tipped sword "Maxcaliber". Extremely smart.
When asked about attending the brawl, he replied with: "This is a most opportune time to keep the grey mass well-maintained and tip-top. I don't have much care for the riches when I win, but will joyously take the hand of a beatiful maiden. By the way, did you know there are about five muscles in your face contracting right now?"
And finally:
The General
Kikka's most trusted military official. Not a biological being, but a robot made from an extraordinarily durable metal from KikkaCorp. All sorts of weaponry located in various parts of body, including missiles, machine guns, laser cannons and flamethrowers. Very strong without aid from weapons. Steam-powered, inner workings consist of many moving parts.
When attempted to interview, a scaldingly hot burst of steam was suddenly released from a valve in the robot's hand, resulting in hospitalization of three reporters. Kikka confirms this was not a malfunction, however.
I hope yall like them, because this site seems really awesome and I'd be happy to join.
