Christopher's Rostrosity

Powers Harold's hat is a robot, it is able to think on it's own, move on it's own, and see things Harold can't see, and alert him to it. Harold has no nose, elbows, or knees, however, he does have vast amounts of muscle in his arms legs and face, making them very strong and hard to hurt. Being the oldmanne that he is, fighting is not his strong spot, he is however extremely smart. He has various inventions to aid him, and an entire clone army that follows his every will. He usually uses his army as his main means of attack.
Backstory Harold was born in the late 1920's on planet Earth. He was raised as a gentleman and was very disciplined. After joining the military and slowly rising through the ranks, he retired and joined a special operations force known as NEST. Him along with 4 others made up the elite NEST squad and together took down many terrorist organisations and stopped many plots to kill presidents and etc. After the other members of the group died one by one, Harold married the last surviving member other than himself, Bonnie and had a child. Hoping to retire and settle down, the two agreed to one final mission: to stop a madman from completing his device known as the "Dream Machine". Arriving too late, the device was completed and Bonnie was killed. Harold killed the madman but the device was shot off into outer space. NEST would not allow him to retire due to the device still being active, so Harold followed the path of the device to Brawl, where he turns to evil and fear to find the elusive device. He met and became friends with Fleshwound and Swordchick, and had his granddaughter Patty Markson, Live with him until she turned 18 and he kicked her out. He is under constant watch by Silvia, a NEST agent, until the day comes he finally destroys the Dream Machine.


Powers Flesh Wound has several glands that produce blood in his stomach. So much so that he regularly has to dispose of it via his mouth. The blood is so pressurized, he can spray it out of his mouth with amazing force. If his super tough skin is punctured, vast amounts of blood will spray out until it is healed minutes later due to his super human healing. While hand to hand fighting is not his strongest suit, he makes a very formidable opponent standing at around 9 feet tall and weighing nearly 2000 pounds.
Backstory Flesh Wound's humble beginnings start with the legendary Vomit Guy who one day developed cancer. The tumor on his head began to grow with every passing day until finally one day it popped off with a part of his brain and became a separate living organism. After training for years with Vomit Guy, he mastered his vomiting ability. After being shunned from many of the brawlers, he finally found his place with Harold who accepted him for the monster that he was, and placed him as the general of his clone army. He lives happily in Harold's mansion as his loyal pet, and good friend.


Powers Swordchick is a chick with a sword. She is not very different than a normal human being apart from a few qualities. She has a large gauntlet that can give her bursts of super strength, she is very quick, wields a large sword, and has a demon ghost brother that follows her every will. Usually, her brother is inside of her sword, and acts as a separate fighter altogether. The two make a great team, and can be deadly together.
Backstory Swordchick's parents died at an early age leaving her and Swordbro orphans for most of their life. Swordbro died one day by drowning, and Swordchick didn't make it in time to save him, so she carries his skull on her shoulder as a reminder. But it's okay because HE'S A FUCKING GHOST NOW.
(Okay I haven't really thought of a backstory yet, fuck you.)


Powers Silvia has two giant-ass robot hands that can be used for crushing, squeezing, breaking, cracking, and may other deadly things. All of her fingers can turn into guns and there are two hidden knifes in both of her palms. The hands can be removed and work even when they are not connected. Silvia always carries her collapsible NEST shotgun with various ammo types and settings.
Backstory Silvia lived most of her life in fear, due to being born into a terrorist group. She was raised to be a savage and a murderer. One day, the group was completely wiped out due to a NEST squad, and she was taken in. There, she began her training as an agent and accelerated in her class. Soon, she began scientific work such as weapons testing and the like. She had a craving for blood, and everyday it was fulfilled, and she got paid for it. One day, she was assigned to keep a watch on Harold Markson, who wasn't to retire until her presented her with a destroyed Dream Machine. Enraged at this, she has no choice but to live everyday watching an idiot and his monster of a friend search for a device which may not even exist anymore. Over the years, she has developed an intense hatred for him, but knows the sooner he finds the device, the sooner she can go back to killing, so she tries to help as often as she can.