SPB: 21XX - Living Half-Ruined Civilization

[drychris1337]

Side Note

This is to start anew and not use so many characters that I don't own about so...sorry about the other characters and "bastardizing" them.


So don't be alarmed or anything.

Speaker: DryChris

Prologue/Background Info

It's the year 21XX. After the 20XX incident that caused the city to become in ruins, everyone in SPB has rebuilt the city back to it's greatest format that anyone could ever have imagined. I happened to help rebuild the world for the new brawling city to thrive. But the Brawlers Advanced Genetics Lab Establishment (BAGLE) has thought of creating a new project to destroy SPB City and keep it that way. I decided to try and destroy them myself...not to be a hero...not to have a purpose...but because I'm bored.

Chapter 1: The Jester Field

"C'mon DryChris, I'm getting tired of waiting for you", Sinclair said as he was waiting for me to enter into he car and drive. I was going to The Center of the city where Carlos had some important information for me. I had taken Rakne, Gustav and Sinclair with me.

"Alright, I'm coming!" I told him as I got onto the car. I turned on the ignition and then drove all the way to the center of the city. While I was driving, Sinclair and Rakne were talking to each other and Gustav was eavesdropping on their conversation. We had finally gotten to the place that Carlos wanted us to meet in, a huge alleyway covered in graffiti.

"You're here, what took you?" , Carlos said

"I'm sorry...you just got me off guard when you called me and I just was confused and well...." , I said while I looked at the alleyway.

"Alright...explain to us why WE are here." , Sinclair interrupted

"Yeah!" , Rakne and Gustav agreed as Carlos walked a bit back.

"My friends...this alleyway leads to the Jester Field, a secret place where BAGLE members come in and play roulette to give out information to anyone who's lucky to win. They now hold vital information that we must find out about." Carlos responded. "Sinclair needs to bore the guards with the bible, Rakne needs to turn invisible and pull the others guards in Jester Field and Gustav has to freeze the alarms. Because as we all know...the BAGLE hates us the most."

"Yes...yes they do." ,Sinclair pointed out (which to me was pretty obvious), "I'm gonna get ahead and bore the guards...catch ya in a bit."

"I'm gonna freeze the alarm now. Bye!"

"I'm out too. Chao baby!" Rakne blabbers. he then disappears and everyone goes off. Carlos told me that he had to split. He needed to get back to the house and relax with the others guys. I then walked across the dirty alley as I read the messages of the graffiti signaling hate onto my friends. I stumbled up to Sinclair, dizzy and with a black eye, a destroyed alarm and a laughing Rakne.

"We're gonna head out. This is your job and we're just helping you out. Besides...you're the one on the number 1 chart on that list." ,Gustav quirked. I saw a man, 4' 5", with a Uzi in his hand. He went by the name of Rodriguez. I know because he had a name tag.

"Well, Mr. DryChris...I finally see you face to face."

"Shut the fuck up and get the wheel spinning, jerkface!" , I yelled at him as the wheel started to spin.

"Shall we say best score of three rounds? Color and odd or even are two points, 1 - 19 and 20 - 29 is 5 points, a number is 10 points and 0 is 20 points."

"OK" ,I replied as I placed 1 chip on red, one on black and 2 on number 19. Rodriguez put 2 chips on odd, one on 3 and one on red. The ball landed on red 19. I earned 12 points as he earned 4 points. The second round I bet on 20-29, number 23, black and odd as he placed 4 on 20-29. The ball landed on black 24. I was with 19 points and he was with 24 points. I had to be crazy here and I bet all on 0. He laughed at me and decided to bet all on number 7. I then spun the wheel, dropped the ball and waited for it to land. It seemed to spin forever and then it landed on 0. I screamed with excitement and Rodriguez banged his head on the table.

"Alright...I supposed I'll have to tell you what BAGLE is planning on. We're planning on a super top-secret project that will destroy the city and then take the city away so nothing of it is left. Then you'll have to build so much that'll you'll die. Or so that's the rumor goes. I'm telling you know...but be warned, you mortal fool, we have most the city in our control with a device that allows us to become other people. Farewell, f*cker!" Rodriguez said as he then walked away, laughing maniacally.

SPOILER: Click to show

Chapter 2: The Mind Device
this chapter focuses on one of DryChris's friends getting possessed by one of the BAGLE minions and DryChris beating him up to gain information from him.
Chapter 3: (Different...also top-secret)

[ghost]

This is just personal nitpicking I have with writing and nothing against you, but have you considered not writing in the first person? (To some, its a way to describe one's self in more detail, to me, its just more lazy in that if the character gets knocked unconscious or something bad happens and they don't see it, then that's less time you have to spend detailing it.)

[drychris1337]

Ok...I see....second chapter, new speaker (like the narrator)

[drychris1337]

Chapter 2: The Mind Device

DryChris had returned to the house. He was still trying to piece out the events that were occurring. Everyone in the mansion looked normal except for Antierror DryChris. He had a sinister grin on his face. The grin started to creep out DryChris.

"Are you OK dude?" asked DryChris

"Yes..." replied Antierror as he pulled out an AK-47 out of his back, "I'm perfectly fine." He then started firing at DryChris like an insane wacko, constantly trying to kill DryChris.

"What the fuck are you doing?" DryChris questioned as he shot back.

"Nothing much...I'm just trying to kill you is all," he says as he grabs a sword and licks the blade. DryChris throws a haduken at Antierror and grabs the fallen sword. He then sliced one of Antierror's fingers off and then kicked him in the chest. He grabs Antierror and throws him off to the lower floor. Antierror gets up and starts hacking the water that's in the pool on the lower floor. The water starts drowning DryChris. DryChris gets super pissed and does the ultimate move ads he makes the water splash everywhere. With the water off him, he grabs Antierror and launches him to the pool table near the pool. He then grabs a pool stick and starts choking Antierror.

"What's gotten into you Antierror?"

"Are you naive? Rodriguez told you about the device, didn't he? I'm Carl, a friend of his, and I'm using this device to gain information about your crew, gah! This, gah!, didn't help me the slightest bit...I gained nothing from this pointless expedition. (Pulls away the pool stick) You will perish DryChris. Once Project V20-LK5 is finished, the whole city of SPB will be underground and lost of...forever! HAHAHAHAHA!!" he snarled as he punched DryChris in the face.

"What happened?" Antierror asked DryChris.

"Long story...in the meantime, I'm gonna get some information from the computer mainframe."

Chapter 3: Visiting Samuel Figaretti

It was 7 or 8 when DryChris started looking around for Samuel. Samuel apparently was a big member of the BAGLE. He was hanging around the SPB Hotel in Downtown. DryChris finally located him and talked to him.

"Hello, Samuel." DryChris silenlty remarked.

"Oh...DryChris, nice to meet you" he said

"So...anything you know about Project V20-LK5?"

"Well...yes, but wouldn't you rather have something to eat? Talking out here is very suspicious."

"Ok...as long as I don't have to pay." DryChris chuckled as he entered the hotel with Samuel. They appeared at the restaurant in the hotel and started to order the drinks and food. A while later, they started drinking and eating.

"Ok...about Project V20-LK5. This project is a being. This 'thing' is generally a fighter that has a very unstable true form." Samuel said as he chewed some of his steak.

"So...it changes form?"

"Exactly. It generally likes to be an ass and god mod for as long as he wants."

"But...he should get banned." DryChris replied as he sipped some of his soda.

"That's the thing...he can't get banned. No matter what...he can't get banned. There is one way to defeat him."

"What? What way is it?!?"

"It's...gah!" Samuel whispers at the waiter stabs him with the steak knife. DryChris pulls out his hand and says, "BAGLE minion!"

"Ha! You'll never know the secret of the project...never!" the waiter says as he slowly disappears.

"I'll find out one way or the other."

[McJesus]

You're confusing me. In a bad way.

[drychris1337]

May 9, 2009 1:40:46 GMT -5 McJesus said:

You're confusing me. In a bad way.

Well...I'm sorry

[drychris1337]

Chapter 4: The Haunted Mansion and a Familiar Babe

After DryChris had been in the restaurant with Samuel, he was called by Mr.Clockur to get to 1400 Destructin Avenue. Once he got there, all he saw was a broken down mansion, with the windows smashed, the roof half removed, and the bedroom up top visible. It was reported haunted.

"Phff. Another cliche I need for today," DryChris smirked as he entered into the mansion. He saw that the living room was very intact. In fact, it was filled with light. A bright green light. It was confusing as what was making that light until somebody got ahold of DryChris's neck making the green light even more clearer.

"Pr...Pr...Prisismo?!" DryChris gasped.

"Oh....you know my name? You dirty rat! You're conniving to say the least," Prisismo smiled as he grabbed the cord from the lamp, "Why are you here? There is no one to help you."

"What the fuck is going on?" DryChris asked as he kept choking.

"Oh, you want to know what's going on, do ya? We, the BAGLE are trying to stop you from screwing things up. You just poke yourself into too much information about us. You wish to try and get it all. You already know our project's plans, you also know about the mainframe protecting the project as well. (Looks at DryChris) Oh...so you don't know. (Pulls cord around DryChris's neck really tight) Well, it's too bad you won't be able to squeal the information from me, because I'm afraid I'm gonna have to kill you!" he said sinisterly as he kept pulling the cord tighter and tighter. All of a sudden, a pink plasma ball hits Prisismo in the face. DryChirs seizes the opportunity to trap Prisismo.

"What about the motherfucking mainframe?" DryChris questions

"Damnit! The project has a mainframe in front of it to protect the project. To stop the mainframe, you must say the word 'MAITRIXX" twice. Trust me, the mainframe will destroy you if you say it wrong." Prisismo squeals.

"Thank you. (Pulls hand out like a gun) Now...you must die! (Shoots Prisismo)" DryChris snickers as he walks up the stairs to check out the mansion. He then gets up in the bedroom where he sees a laughing BAGLE minion with a lead pipe gun.

"So, you found me again, in another person's body. It is a pity I will have to eradicate you. But, I must do my job." The BAGLE minion says as he aims his gun at DryChris's head. He shoots a pipe at DryChris. He ducks even though the pipe hits the wall, breaking it, which makes the upper shelf slant down to DryChris's head, where a giant golden bowling ball is about to knock him out cold...until a pink laser comes in and throws the ball off course. DryChris sees the shooter and tries to remember he saw this person.

"Is...is that...is that you?" DryChris asks, still confused. The person nods as it punches the BAGLE guy in the face. DryChris, still puzzled, kicks the minion in the stomach, making him fall on the bed, that starts to fall down to the ground. The laws of gravity do their thing as the bed falls down, killing the host of Carl's mind device power.

"Wait a minute. We just killed two BAGLE minions, one of which was actually possessed by Carl and his device?" DryChris puzzles.

"Yes. You're such an idiot when it comes to realizing things." The person (which is Jessica Love) responds.

"Well...you just came in and surprised me is all."

"Don't worry. At least you aren't dead. I wouldn't want a stick like you to be killed by those mean bastards of the BAGLE."

"Yeah. It's still weird. You left for quite a while, and now it seems like you return."

"Well, I had to find myself."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. We still need to get one last piece of information."

"Which is?"

"Finding the HQ in which the project is getting built in."

"Right."

[drychris1337]

Chapter 5: The Fortress of BAGLE

As they headed out of their house, when suddenly the BAGLE minion came up. He laughed maniacally.

"Call me crazy, but are you Carl?" DryChris asked.

"Nyahahaha! Aren't you the smart one?" he smirked, "Now my friend...you must suffer defeat in a random arena and beat me in the game I choose."

"Ok, but you lost it," smirked DryChris

"Lost what?"

"The game."

"GRAH! FUCK YOU!" Carl yelled as a big ass portal started to rip DryChris in, launching Jessica Love away. The tearing started making a background. Then it made a fort. Everything started to stop going crazy as Carl and DryChris stood on top of a tower.

"Do you know where you are, prick?"

"Yes Carl, don't be daft."

"FUCK YOU! I'm the boss here. Choose your class and the rest are mine! Choose wisely."

"SPY!"

"HAHA! Get my briefcase 3 times in 70 mins. you fucking bitch! Then will discuss more about your reward."

"I will," DryChris said as he headed to his base. He waited as the counted would fall down to zero. He held his revolver firm in his hand as he cloaked himself to the BAGLE station. He found Carl with the soldier attire holding a rocket launcher right in his face.

"YOU'RE A FUCKING MAGGOT!" He said as the explosion kill him. DryChris respawned and saw throw the sniper point that Carl was a pyro. He jumped down and stabbed him in the back just to wait as Carl would respawn right in front of him with a sticky bomb, blowing DryChris up.

"This is not working out well" DryChris said. He saw as Carl had created a whole bunch of sentries and was waiting for him with a minigun. DryChris threw his sappers at the sentries and laughed as Carl held his minigun and slowly spun the barrel.

"YOU ARE TINY BITCH!", Carl said as he pumped DryChris full of lead. DryChris was very furious and tried to sneak up on him...but Carl sniped him before anything could occur.

"I'm not liking this one fucking bit," DryChris whispered to himself

"Looks like you need assistance, mon ami," a French voice said with a golden knife in his hand.

"Who the hell are..." DryChris gasped.

"Heh...my apologies. I am Christopher Sereval. Ze greatest red spy known to ze red team. I see you're competing against Carl...I will help you. After all, I have been saving a back stab for him," the spy responded.

"Ok...so what do we do?"

"Simple. We gang up him and make him give up ze intelligence. He chickens out somewhat easily."

"K..." DryChris responded as he ran, along with Chris, to trap Carl. They saw him and Chris quickly grabbed Carl.

"GIVE UP THE INTEL!" DryChris yelled.

"OK! OK!" Carl whined. After a while, he asked Carl about the winning prize.

"Damn you. Alright. The location of the Project is in the Sketchy Zone. TRY TO FIND IT! HAHAHAHA...GAH!!" Carl said until Chris stabbed him the back.

"I hate zat bastard," Chris said.

[drychris1337]

I'm going to try.

Chapter 6: Shackles, The McJesus Manor and a BAGLE Tank

As the scenery returned back to normal, Chris Sereval bid good day as he walked away. DryChris just stood there, thinking about the world. About how Anerysm kept following him. Every person standing without much worry about the project. Then again, they didn't think of the BAGLE as much of a threat. DryChris could still remember when he came to the city. He left a bad mark, his ways seemed to be mediocre and he was making himself into a joke. But he knew what he had to do. He slowly improved his ways and revamped his appearance by changing his halo into a crown. He just keep over thinking. All of a sudden a familiar face appeared.

"Hi DryChris!" the voice said.

"Hey Shackles...how have you been doing?" DryChris asked.

"I've been doing fine. (Hears a ring from his Iphone) Hello?"

"Hi, it's Inu. Your appointment with McJesus is in 10 minutes."

"Ok...(Hangs up) I'm sorry Shackles, but I got to go," he responded as he walked into the GT500.

"Hold on...let me join you," Shackles replied with a grin on his face. The two entered into the car. They drove onto the Brawl Bridge and looked at the sight. Then the car got onto the highway and they waited for Exit 22 to appear. Once the Exit appeared, they drove on until they saw the McJesus Manor. They rang the doorbell. The door opened. The two entered to see statues and a huge fountain. Suddenly McJesus jumped down to where Shackles and DryChris were.

"Hello...how may I help you?" McJesus asked.

"I need you to help me destroy a 'project'," DryChris replied.

"Why? I've got a busy schedule..." he retorted.

"But you'll be a hero," Shackles asked as he admired the mansion.

"I already am a hero."

"We'll give you $3000."

"Sign me up!" McJesus said as the three returned to the vehicle. They got back to the highway and drove south. As they headed south, the place slowly evolved into ruins. DryChris just was annoyed. He had to destroy the BAGLE's new project. He always had to involve himself with the Anerbad ruler. He just became frustrated. always having this crap to deal with every waking hour of his life. All of a sudden a tank with BAGLE written on it came up to the driveway. DryChris just cringed.

"McJesus...can you please take the wheel?" he asked.

"Um...sure, whatever." he responded as DryChris jumped onto the tank, twitching his eye, looking really pissed.

"I'm tired of this! Can you fucking morons just take a fucking hike? I can't take it anymore. Every day, EVERY DAY, I see one of you retards trying to kill me. I have to shoot you in the face so that you can just shut up. (Voice gets really weird) I want you out of here. I want you to stop with this bullshit. I ask of you, to stop with this." DryChris yelled as his ultimate form kept elevating.

"We don't care about your opinion. In fact, we'll just kill you and then have Mr. Halo Guy with Cig dance about in a little girlie dress," the BAGLE guy snapped. McJesus asked for Shackles to take the wheel. He then jumped on the tank along with DryChris.

"I don't know who the hell you are to say that crap, but I WILL PILE DRIVE TO THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!" McJesus growled as he looked at DryChris as to say "Let's beat this idiot down". DryChris starts shooting the tank as McJesus blows up some of the tank apart. McJesus then grabs the BAGLE minion and throws him on the highway as the tank runs the guy over. DryChris jumps inside the tank and then uses the ultimate form to destroy the tank. DryChris then gets back into the GT along with McJesus, as they drove along closer to the final ruins.

This (IMO) is my best chapter so far.

[drychris1337]

Chapter 7: The BAGLE must be a Brawl Villain

Added Characters: Gunsmith, Balto, Kromax, Grimscott and Captain Chip

They kept driving south. McJesus was still in steam after the comment the minion had uttered. So was DryChris when he saw the tank come in. Shackles just sat there, humming happily as if nothing had happened. The two didn’t want to hear about the BAGLE. They drove onto a little area where Balto and Grimscott were sitting down, relaxing with a box of treats. The two came in and saw our fellow brawlers exit from the car.

“Hope you made room for some bagels. Or as they would say in France, le bagles,” Grimscott cheerfully said.

“Not in the mood,” McJesus said with a little chuckle.

“Sure, I’ll have one,” Shackles remarked as he snatched one away.

“GODDAMN BAGLES!” DryChris yelled as he swatted the box onto the floor.

“Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.” Grimscott replied as she looked at Balto with a threatening look.

“I’m sorry Grimmy, it’s just…well the BAGLE are annoying me. These guys are the biggest pains in the ass. I just can’t stand them,” DryChris silently smirked as he picked up the bagels. “I just can’t take it. I thought Illidon was a bad guy, but at least he has a bit of mercy. But with the BAGLE it’s ‘KILL THE GOOD GUY’ here and ‘ANERYSM RULES’ there. It really isn’t fun.”

“I can see you’re upset,” Grimscott responded as she balanced herself on a unicycle, “but don’t get too upset. The city is still a wonderful place without all the evil.”

“You’re right, but…um…why are you riding that unicycle?”

“Oh…I just need to get my blood levels at a good level. Doctor Wut advised it to me.”

“Ok…” DryChris slowly said as he kept thinking about what to say about the BAGLE. But all of a sudden, they see Captain Chip. He’s running really quickly as he sees everyone confused.

“I…have….an…important message…to bring,” he says as he tries to catch breath, “A huge…tank thing…is coming….towards us. (Faints)”

“Oh my god…this is so clichéd…but there’s nothing I can do…”DryChris responds as he sees the tank thing coming closer and closer. He then sees it’s a BAGLE 7-99 Mega Mecha with huge rocket launchers, turrets and bombs attached to it. He really became pissed as the machine pushed him aside. Balto looked as the tank as a robotic arm lunged out and tried to grab him. It missed. Balto then proceeded to launch an aura blast to the arm, damaging it. The contraption then grabbed it’s ruined arm, threw it away and then proceeded to obtain a new robot arm. The arm swerved around and grabbed Grimscott as she was juggling bowling balls on fire.

“Heh, she’ll be perfect for my new movie!” The man in the mecha proceeded to say in Grimscott’s ear. She suddenly froze. The arm started shaking as a strand of hair tried to creep out. The hair then broke the arm as Grimmy lunged the hair to the central core of the bot. But then, the robot flung her out as it slowly grew taller and had a huge cannon attached to it, replacing the rockets and bombs. It then activated a electric laser beam and a crap ton of barrels pointing down to our brawlers. Then, out of nowhere a bunch of bangs were heard, destroying the laser beam. Then a shadow sliced the cannon in half. The two shadows then stood standing in front of the brawlers. Before their faces were revealed, Grimscott made her hair pull metal off of the machine, McJesus blew half of the tank thing off and DryChris flung an F bomb to the lower core of the robot. The robot blew up as DryChris dragged the BAGLE minion down to the little area where Shackles was smiling with glee, playing around with his ‘red’ energy.

Turns out the helpers were Gunsmith and Kromax. The two sat down with Balto, Grimscott, McJesus and Shackles in a stone table while DryChris was beating up the BAGLE minion to obtain information. They could still hear the robot’s wires making sparks after being torn apart.

“Hey Grimmy…” Kromax shyly muttered as he slowly blushed.

“Oh, hi Kromax…thanks for helping us!” Grimscott replied as she was cutting up some carrots for a stew.

“My pleasure Grimmy…” Kromax responded.

“Well…it seems that we have been trapped in a weird predicament that only our green friend here can shine some light on us,” Balto quoted.

“I agree Balto. DryChris knows about these guys more than anybody here. We need to know what in the hell is occurring around here. We need him to help us help him save the world,” McJesus retorted.

“That is so cheesy,” Gunsmith smurked.

“Regardless, Gunsmith, we need to know how to stop this disaster from continuing,” McJesus said in a serious tone.

“Well…I might know about the BAGLE a bit,” Shackles responded, “I’ve heard him talk about it.”

“Well, don’t just stand there…tell us!” Gunsmith snapped as he banged his hand onto the stone table, hurting his arm.

“He says that the BAGLE are thinking about making a character that can godmod but can’t get banned. This man can do whatever he wants and no one can stop him. He says we need to drive way south until we reach the ‘Sketchy Zone’. Apparently it’s an area in Brawl City that can only be reached by headed way south,” Shackles quoted as he scratched his chin.

“Correction my friend, we need to go into the ruins until we find the Illidonisis,” DryChris snarled as he held the BAGLE worker by his hair, “Isn’t that right, Ted?”

“Yeah…right in the Illidonisis!” The BAGLE guy sobbed as DryChris threw him down onto the ground and kicked him. DryChris, Shackles and Gunsmith entered into my car, Grimscott followed them with a tiny clown car and McJesus, Balto and Captain Chip fixed up the robot into a Ferrari and drove on the ruins to find the Illidonisis.

[Gront]

Jun 22, 2009 9:43:09 GMT -5 @drychris1337 said:

“Well, don’t just stand there…tell us!” Gunsmith snapped as he banged his hand onto the stone table, hurting his arm.

TABLE DOES NOT HURT GUNSMITH'S ARM. GUNSMITH'S ARM HURTS TABLE.



Still, including other characters is definitely starting to improve this, methinks.

[drychris1337]

Chapter 8: The Illidonisis

Added character: Mr. Henry

Our heroes drove closer and closer to the Illidonisis. McJesus got really tired of driving so long, so he ditched the journey. After a long 4 hours, the guys finally got to the Illidonsis. The huge marble figure of Illidon laughing maniacally stood right next to where they saw 8 Ballimier on top of a pillar. He was turned into stone. Standing there without any emotion whatsoever. All of a sudden they see a crying old woman with a robe right in front of the Illidonisis. She kept asking for a red sphere.

“Hey old lady, don’t worry, I’ll get that crystal…don’t fret,” Captain Chip said as he waved his arm for everyone to assist him. Grimscott searched in front of the statue as she threw pies at the statue, Kromax searched behind the statue, where he found a power panel. Balto and Gunsmith searched to the right of the statue, DryChris searched around the pillars that 8 Ballimier was in and Shackles looked further to the left.

“Hey…I found it, right over here, see?” Balto smirked as he pointer at a little hole where the sphere was lying. Gunsmith then threw the ball at DryChris, knocking him off the pillar. The ball then rolled itself to the lady.”

“Oh thank you. I so happy. I’m so pleased!” The old lady maniacally shrieked in a HAL-9000 like voice. The ground then slowly shifted as the old lady then took of her robe and revealed herself to be a he. And not just any he. Mr. Herny to be exact. He then was lifted up by a metal pillar as it slowly turned into a robot. Mr. Henry then gets stuck to the robot.

“You fucking jerks will never stop the BAGLE Cyborgerix 8000 with a super mega rocket launcher, dual machine guns, flamethrowers and hard diamond plated shields. I have the upper hand now, DryChris. At least this time, I caught you off guard with an original idea. MWAHAHA!!” snarled Mr. Henry as everyone got in a fighting position.

“I think someone else has done this, but it’s better than what you always do,” DryChris responds as Gunsmith pulls out a gun and starts shooting the flamethrower. Mr. Henry/Cyborgerix 8000 (or Mr. Henrgerix) proceeds to activate the rockets on Gunsmith. Grimscott defends Gunsmith by making her hair grab the rockets as Kromax slices the rockets without any trouble. Balto jumps onto the rocket launcher with a pogo stick he finds. He then uses his aura blast to clog the pipe. He then jumps down as Mr. Henrgerix gets knocked out. He then points his machine guns at Shackles as he uses his ‘white’ to slice the barrels off the main system.

“ Motherfucking bastards! I guess I’ll have to use my 6 barrel plasma grenade shooters. Each plasma grenade is going to fuck you pieces of crap so bad ,” Mr. Henrgerix shouts out.

“You don’t act like this, Henry. Regardless, I’m gonna have to stop you,” Gunsmith says as he cocks a shotgun and points it at one of the barrels. Mr. Henrgerix blasts Gunsmith off, knocking him to the pillar where 8 Ballimier is. Grimscott grabs a bowling pin that she’s juggling and throws it at one of the barrels. The barrels blow up as Mr. Herngerix shoots a whole bunch of plasma grenades at a random direction. DryChris throws 5 hadukens to each of the other pipes as Mr. Herngerix takes a huge amount of damage.

“ You really are getting on my fucking nerves. I will destroy you. Thanks to your own ignorance, you have given me the ultimate source of power. With the sphere, I have obtained a strong laser that blast you 10 feet under. Now you shall face the ultimate doom,” Mr. Henrgerix creepily smirks as the red sphere appears in the center of the robot’s chest. He then activates the laser, making everyone plummet down to the ground, unable to free themselves. Gunsmith pulls out a sniper and tries to shoot Mr. Henrgerix’s head. Mr. Henrgerix dodges the bullet and uses the laser on Gunsmith again and then laughs in victory. All of a sudden, a blast is heard, then a shadow takes the sphere off of the robot and throws it at Mr. Henrgerix as the rest of the robot slowly shakes until it explodes to tiny pieces. The shadow appears in front of everyone. He then says, “An upgrade stick, a shotgun and experience in war is all I needed to break this capitalist”.

“8 Ballimier? But…how?” DryChris asked.

“Well, I was driving around the area. I stumbled upon this statue and decided to stay around. I saw this guy talking with some BAGLE guys as they wanted him to partake in a test. He refused to take the offer. Then they tase him as he gets dragged behind the statue. After a short while he appears in the middle, with a robe. The BAGLE minions spotted me as they turned me into stone and then placed me on the pillar. Once I was knocked down, my stone shell broke and I waited for the right opportunity to strike,” 8 Ballimier replied as Mr. Henry fell down. He saw everybody and ran to civilization.

“Ok…now how do we get to the Sketchy Zone?” DryChris asked. Kromax had a light bulb appear above his head as he rushed to the back of the statue. Buttons started clicking and wires started sparking as a portal opened on the statue’s mouth. Everyone entered into the portal as it slowly closed up.

[drychris1337]

Chapter 9: Sketchy Zone Mayhem

They stumbled upon a white void. The void seemed endless. But slowly, the zone started to peel. It revealed itself to be a terrifying BAGLE laboratory. Captain Chip saw this and ran away while the portal was still open. Everyone else looked in shock as DryChris looked both ways and didn’t mind whatsoever. It looked like he had seen this before. They kept walking closer and closer to the gate of the BAGLE lab. Suddenly a robotic voice was heard as it asked for the password twice. DryChris said MAITRIXX twice and the gates opened. There appeared to be three doors. DryChris, Shackles and Gunsmith took the center door, Kromax and Grimscott went to the left door and Balto went into the right.

“Well…I guess I’ll have to cancel poker night with Yacazuma, FM and Santiva,” Balto sighed as he grabbed his cellphone to advise the others that he couldn’t participate in a card game that would most likely involve gambling. He kept walking, until he saw a mirror. The mirror showed a black Balto. The black Balto had sharp claws and stood there, looking at Balto. After a while of Balto doing things so the mirror self would imitate, the black Balto lunged at the regular Balto and tried to strangle him. Balto whacked his other side with his stick and proceeded to kick him in the chest so he would return into the mirror. The black Balto rose up and removed the door from the reflection side of the mirror, making the real door disappear, and then threw it at Balto’s face. Balto grabbed the door and swung it back to the evil Balto as he kicked it in half. He then lunged back to Balto, then threw him up in the air. He then started beating Balto up. Balto grabbed a cigar and shoved it in the evil Balto’s mouth. He then lit it on fire as he quickly returned down the floor. The cigar exploded, launching the evil Balto back to the mirror. Balto started laughing as black smoke engulfed him. He then disappeared as the corridor where he stood imploded.

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“This place doesn’t look so bad. It looks dull…I must admit,” Grimscott said as she grabbed a bucket of paint and proceeded to splash it against the light gray room. The room slowly turned as the purple paint was being splashed onto the walls. The room picked up speed making the room completely purple. It kept spinning until it stopped. Then the room extended itself as something was slowly being drawn on the ground. It was a table. Kromax and Grimscott looked at each other, confused, trying to figure out what was occurring. They waited for other furniture to appear but instead, the room shook violently. The two ducked under the table as the shaking slowly elevated. The earthquake went on for minutes until it finally stopped. The two saw a whole bunch of purple chunks of the wall and ceiling on the ground. An eraser then erased the door. Then a hand grabbed all the rubble and threw it all in the air. As the rubble was flying high, they started to come closer until they made a rock monster. The rock monster fell down and tried to grab Grimscott. Kromax sliced the hand and then burned the eyes off the monster. The monster yelled in pain covering his face as Kromax smiled in victory. When the monster revealed his face, there were another pair of eyes on his face. Kromax gulped and then started to make a huge fire. The creature saw this and punched Kromax down to the ground and then kicked him. Grimscott, playing with sock puppets, saw this and took off her sock puppets to reveal two bowling balls. She then threw them at the monster. The monster clumsily fell down and slowly was erased as the door returned. The two tried to exit as the door ate them and the room slowly turned into a dining hall.

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“Well, we’re getting closer to the project. I can just feel it!” DryChris said as Gunsmith and Shackles followed. They say chambers of many brawlers, frozen. The chambers had tubes that were sucking out a black liquid to a huge tank that was visible, even though it was far, far away. The three finnaly saw the tank. The tank had a case on top of it. As they tried to see what was in, smoke appeared as the chamber opened.

“Alright Project V20-LK5, I’m ready for you!” DryChris yelled as the figure revealed itself.

[drychris1337]

And now the conclusion that no one will probably care about

Chapter 10: The Final Brawl of Ultimate Proportions

DryChris stood as the figure slowly revealed itself more and more until finally, he saw none other than Dark DryChris. Dark DryChris smiled creepily as he pointed his eye at DC and shot as a laser at him. Gunsmith tried to shoot Dark DC but he (being the cheating project of BAGLE) throws the bullet back in Gunsmith’s head, killing him as he was absorbed in dark smoke.

“How can it be?” DC asks.

“Heheheheh! You foolish mortal, you honestly wouldn’t expect me of being a complete nutjob? A fucked up soul? I somewhat accepted to the offer of BAGLE so I could kill you,” Dark DC shrieks in a maniacal way as he turns Shackles into dust, “For too long have I seen you be the god of the Imaginary Universe. I shall become the ultimate ruler. I SHALL BE THE ULTIMATE RULER!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!” He proceeds to kick DC in the chest.

“Alright, this stops now. This bullshit. This fucking bullshit. THIS MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING BULLSHIT!” DC yells as he throws a lightning beam to Dark DC. HE then swings Dark DC to one of the capsules as Dark DC jumps down, grabs a Card Sphere and launches it at DC’s face. DC, dripping in blood, lunges back at Dark DC with a bottle of Mr. Handy’s Premium Booze and smashes his face directly. Dark DC morphs his eye into a dart gun and starts shooting at DC. DC dodges every single dart and super sucker punches Dark DC, throwing him into the tank. He then jumps on him, grabs a butcher’s knife and cuts one of his arms.

“You dirty fuck. Do you know what the fuck I had to suffer through? Do you?!? No matter. As long as I destroy you, I’ll feel happy. I’ll feel satisfied,” DC smirks as he’s about to chop Dark DC’s head off. Suddenly Dark DC kicks DC off and beats the loving crap out of him. He keeps throwing punch after punch as they go further into the white void and find a cliff. DC kicks Dark DC and throws him off the cliff, later to find that the pit in which Dark DC was supposed to fall, is actually filled with cannons. Dark DC flies out and tries to cut DC with his sawblade on his eye. DC misses the saw blade as time stops. Dark DC goes out and hypnotizes DC in the time, returning back on the cliff. DC wakes up hearing a command to commit suicide. He grabs a poisonous pill and tries to swallow it. DC (obviously not being hypnotized) throws the pill in Dark DC’s mouth and kicks his groin. He then uppercuts Dark DC so hard he flies off. Dark DC lands, poisoned as DC shoots his leg and grabs Dark DC.

“You’re going to die whether you like it or not,” DC grits as he makes a flicking gesture as he were lighting a lighter. Dark DC, slowly regaining energy, launches DC to the other side where there are a bunch of flamethrowers and refrigerators. Dark DC tries to lunge at DC but DC grabs Dark DC and throws him in a refrigerator. DC then points every single flamethrower at the refrigerator. Dark DC breaks from his freezing heat prison and stabs DC. He then kicks DC, throws a jar at DC, breaks one of DC’s arms and cuts DC giving him a nasty scar. DC, pissed as hell, freezes. He grabs Dark DC and drains him from his energy. He then throws him on the ground. He charges up his DryChris Doomsday Attack.

“You fucking dick. You stupid cocksucker. You think I wouldn’t see it Anerysm? That you would come back and torment me? Dark DC was a mad man with class. All you ever will be is an annoying prick. You sicken me. How in the name of god can you have so much time on your hands? Nevertheless, you’re going to die. And you’re going to get banned from this city. Why you may ask…why? I’ll tell you……..because….I HATE THESE MOTHERFUCKING ANERBADS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” DC screams hysterically as his blast nearly vanquishes the whole area. The capsules free the brawlers, the tanks collapse and Anerysm slowly fades away. DC stops his blast to fall down unconscious. Moments later he wakes up with his friends and many people of the Brawl community congratulating him.2 weeks later he decided to throw a party since the city has been rebuilt and revamped. At the end of the party, he stares out his window and says “I did it….I fucking did it.”

I don't know what the next adventure will be. I was thinking of having some fights of my roster against my roster, how DC met the other teammates or a little story that involved a case and some mystery and stuff...but for now, this series has ended. Goodnight.