Post by madvideogamer on Aug 29, 2009 0:19:21 GMT -5
Brawl City Clock Tower, December 26, 8007 21:54
"Phew! Psibat, we're almost done here, just hand me the wrench and we're all done." Balto said wiping the sweat off accross his forehead.
"Right away sir," Psibat replied handing over a wrench, "all our hard work has finally payed off, tonight the clock finally starts!"
After a few more minutes the duo went down to the second floor to get ready for the opening. Balto had his fancy sut and tophat while Psibat had his blue cap and brown khaki shorts. As they were walking down the steps of the tower they heard a nearby helicopter. Ignoring it, the went outside.
"People of Brawl! We this new tower, we may now be able to tell time from all around the city!" Balto said into the microphone. The cloud cheered with joy, hats were throne about and even a few men were crying. "With this new addition, I bring to you the Brawl City Clocktow-" Before Balto could finish, there was a loud crash from the tower and a few chunks had fell out. The croud gasped and began running around in circles.
"Ungh!" Grunted Balto as he ran up the flight of steps.
"Professor!" Psibat shouted while quickly follow Balto.
The steps were crumbling behind the two as they climbed the stairs into the clockwork room. The place was littered with smoke and dust.
"Hnngh! B-Balto.. I can't! I can't breath sir!" Psibat said gagging.
The smoke suddenly cleared off with a gust of wind which revealed a person bearing a Darth Vader mask and hair holding 6 sharpened burritos.
"Careful Psibat, if those burritos touch you, you're a goner!" Balto warned his assistant. Balto drew a bar of "Balto Choco Bar" and as soon as he flicked the sugery goodness, a blade had emerged from it's chocolate flavored end, "even a gentleman has to fight, Psibat."
Balto charged at the masked burrito-slayer and swung his blade. The two warriors clashed food products in an intense, yet messy manner. However, with a punt of Balto's elbow, the masked burrito bearer had fallen.
"Now let's see who you really are!" Balto pulled off the plastic sound emitting helmet and stared at the fallen person with shock. He had gone to his knees and couldn't believe what he had done. "O-Oh my.. Grimscott!?" Tears treckled down Balto's face and fell onto Grim.
"KEKEKEKEEKEKEE" Grim got up and stabbed Balto with a burrito.
"N-NO! PSIBAT! DON'T LOOK AT ME! I'M HIDEOUS!" Balto was covering his face with both hands.
"Sir! Snap out of it! It's just beans!"
"John! Finish him off!" Grim said jumping onto the nose of the helicopter.
"With pleasure," John jumped onto the floor of the tower and shook the whole building, "BURGER STYLE, FATTY MCDONALD BURGERKING LARD NO JUTSUUUUUU!"
In an instant John had inflated 10 times his size and was rolling toward Balto and Psibat.
"Sir! Watch out!" Psibat said pushing Balto. The two dodged safely, but as for John, he was hurtling towards two terribly placed gas tanks.
With a bang, John, the helicopter, and Grim were flying into the sky, "THIS ISN'T OVER YET, BALTO. I'LL BE BACK AND WHEN I DO YOU'LL BE SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY"
The next morning, Balto and Psibat found themselves in a pile of rubbish covered in soot. Laughing at what had happened, Balto looked at Psibat and out of no where he grabbed the bat's cock.
To be continued.
"Phew! Psibat, we're almost done here, just hand me the wrench and we're all done." Balto said wiping the sweat off accross his forehead.
"Right away sir," Psibat replied handing over a wrench, "all our hard work has finally payed off, tonight the clock finally starts!"
After a few more minutes the duo went down to the second floor to get ready for the opening. Balto had his fancy sut and tophat while Psibat had his blue cap and brown khaki shorts. As they were walking down the steps of the tower they heard a nearby helicopter. Ignoring it, the went outside.
"People of Brawl! We this new tower, we may now be able to tell time from all around the city!" Balto said into the microphone. The cloud cheered with joy, hats were throne about and even a few men were crying. "With this new addition, I bring to you the Brawl City Clocktow-" Before Balto could finish, there was a loud crash from the tower and a few chunks had fell out. The croud gasped and began running around in circles.
"Ungh!" Grunted Balto as he ran up the flight of steps.
"Professor!" Psibat shouted while quickly follow Balto.
The steps were crumbling behind the two as they climbed the stairs into the clockwork room. The place was littered with smoke and dust.
"Hnngh! B-Balto.. I can't! I can't breath sir!" Psibat said gagging.
The smoke suddenly cleared off with a gust of wind which revealed a person bearing a Darth Vader mask and hair holding 6 sharpened burritos.
"Careful Psibat, if those burritos touch you, you're a goner!" Balto warned his assistant. Balto drew a bar of "Balto Choco Bar" and as soon as he flicked the sugery goodness, a blade had emerged from it's chocolate flavored end, "even a gentleman has to fight, Psibat."
Balto charged at the masked burrito-slayer and swung his blade. The two warriors clashed food products in an intense, yet messy manner. However, with a punt of Balto's elbow, the masked burrito bearer had fallen.
"Now let's see who you really are!" Balto pulled off the plastic sound emitting helmet and stared at the fallen person with shock. He had gone to his knees and couldn't believe what he had done. "O-Oh my.. Grimscott!?" Tears treckled down Balto's face and fell onto Grim.
"KEKEKEKEEKEKEE" Grim got up and stabbed Balto with a burrito.
"N-NO! PSIBAT! DON'T LOOK AT ME! I'M HIDEOUS!" Balto was covering his face with both hands.
"Sir! Snap out of it! It's just beans!"
"John! Finish him off!" Grim said jumping onto the nose of the helicopter.
"With pleasure," John jumped onto the floor of the tower and shook the whole building, "BURGER STYLE, FATTY MCDONALD BURGERKING LARD NO JUTSUUUUUU!"
In an instant John had inflated 10 times his size and was rolling toward Balto and Psibat.
"Sir! Watch out!" Psibat said pushing Balto. The two dodged safely, but as for John, he was hurtling towards two terribly placed gas tanks.
With a bang, John, the helicopter, and Grim were flying into the sky, "THIS ISN'T OVER YET, BALTO. I'LL BE BACK AND WHEN I DO YOU'LL BE SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY"
The next morning, Balto and Psibat found themselves in a pile of rubbish covered in soot. Laughing at what had happened, Balto looked at Psibat and out of no where he grabbed the bat's cock.
To be continued.
