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Post by Ele Mantel on Jan 2, 2008 14:30:18 GMT -5
SEE The kaik is a lie!  |
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Post by xkakihaax on Jan 2, 2008 14:31:19 GMT -5
SEE The kaik is a lie! i told you the c.a.k.e is a lie. |
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Post by rkthrilla on Jan 2, 2008 14:34:02 GMT -5
no its not!
here is the cakes ingridiants
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1 2/3 cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower. (note, it says flower, not flour)
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounrs and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Two cups rhubard, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven presenatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Jan 2, 2008 15:07:45 GMT -5
no its not! here is the cakes ingridiants One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. 3/4 cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. 3/4 cups butter or margarine. 1 2/3 cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flower. (note, it says flower, not flour) Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice. Fish shaped organic compounrs and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish. One cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resin. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. Nine large egg yolks. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. One cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' Two cups rhubard, sliced. 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven presenatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue. I thought that was your Chicken pot-pie :l |
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Post by rkthrilla on Jan 2, 2008 15:29:58 GMT -5
cake and chicken pot pie is basically the same thing...sooooo
uhm...er...
*shoots self*
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Post by Ele Mantel on Jan 2, 2008 15:34:07 GMT -5
cake and chicken pot pie is basically the same thing...sooooo uhm...er... *shoots self* New pic, I just got farther in the game, right after incinerating my companion cube... It took me forever to be able to incinerate it... Poor companion cube... anyways, more kaik picture proving that the kaik is a lie  |
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Post by firemario on Jan 2, 2008 16:29:59 GMT -5
Hey Mary? When do we get to the kaik? I am quite famished. What's that you say? The kaik is a lie? No. Why must you tell me these lies? I trusted you. I LOVED YOU.  |
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Post by rubyxoxo on Jan 2, 2008 16:32:43 GMT -5
 no cake?  |
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Post by rkthrilla on Jan 2, 2008 16:55:36 GMT -5
there actually is a cake, just all the test subjects either die or do something stupid like escaping the testng grounds.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Jan 2, 2008 17:17:17 GMT -5
there actually is a cake, just all the test subjects either die or do something stupid like escaping the testng grounds. LIES THE ROBOTS SAY LIES Moar pics. Also, ive almost beaten the game.  |
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Post by CaptainChip on Jan 2, 2008 17:28:35 GMT -5
SHHHHH. Don't spoil it RK...
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Post by Ele Mantel on Jan 2, 2008 17:59:08 GMT -5
SHHHHH. Don't spoil it RK... I already saw the ending on youtube, I know, I suck. |
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Post by McJesus on Jan 2, 2008 18:05:55 GMT -5
I watched it for the hell of it. Looks like a fantastic game.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Jan 2, 2008 18:13:29 GMT -5
Moar kaik  |
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Post by rubyxoxo on Jan 2, 2008 19:03:56 GMT -5
 SOLVE THE MYSTERY AND WIN THE CAKE IN PORTAL!  |
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Post by kevmcg1 on Jan 2, 2008 19:07:36 GMT -5
Many people say this phrase. "The cake is a lie." What does it even mean?
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Post by madvideogamer on Jan 2, 2008 19:10:43 GMT -5
Many people say this phrase. "The cake is a lie." What does it even mean? Because it was written on the wall and the just say it. |
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Post by CaptainChip on Jan 2, 2008 21:28:27 GMT -5
They promiced you cake if you go through all of the challanges. People don't think the cake is real.
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Post by firemario on Jan 2, 2008 21:29:52 GMT -5
They promiced you cake if you go through all of the challanges. People don't think the cake is real. I just beat the last level in Portal. I'm being serious. THE CAKE IS A LIE, I TELLS YAH. |
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Post by CaptainChip on Jan 2, 2008 21:36:43 GMT -5
They promiced you cake if you go through all of the challanges. People don't think the cake is real. I just beat the last level in Portal. I'm being serious. THE CAKE IS A LIE, I TELLS YAH. ALWAYS WATCH AFTER THE CREDITS! |
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Post by rkthrilla on Jan 3, 2008 12:00:27 GMT -5
the cake is not a lie!  youe character (you) were to stupid to sit on the ground and drop the portal gun, you escaped the testing grounds, if you did not escape you would have got cake, but... i dont know who would pick you up because the whole place is deserted becides GLAdOS |
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Post by Ele Mantel on Jan 3, 2008 15:16:06 GMT -5
there actually is a cake, just all the test subjects either die or do something stupid like escaping the testng grounds. Hey, look, I found teh kaik I guess the cake wasnt a lie after all Hey look, after finding the cake, I can say cake! EDIT: Hah, I love the song, "though you blew me up, and I lit on fire, and you burn all my peices to ash, It only burns because im so happy for you," or something like that  EDIT:EDIT:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI no spoilers in it besides that you kill glados  |
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Post by Ele Mantel on Jan 3, 2008 16:29:39 GMT -5
One more, companion cube is alive!!111oneone  |
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Post by Yacazuma on Jan 4, 2008 15:08:44 GMT -5
I thought with portals. = )  |
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Post by kevmcg1 on Jan 4, 2008 15:11:25 GMT -5
I just got Portal today! |
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Post by kevmcg1 on Jan 4, 2008 15:16:34 GMT -5
Moar kaik Why are all the scenes in Portal so dark? |
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Post by Ele Mantel on Jan 4, 2008 16:11:06 GMT -5
Moar kaik Why are all the scenes in Portal so dark? Its not that all the scenes in portal are dark, but the places you have to go to see the cake is a lie written on the walls are dark |
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Post by kevmcg1 on Jan 4, 2008 16:23:23 GMT -5
Why are all the scenes in Portal so dark? Its not that all the scenes in portal are dark, but the places you have to go to see the cake is a lie written on the walls are dark Oh, ok. |
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Post by rubyxoxo on Jan 4, 2008 16:43:47 GMT -5
YAAAY!!!
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Post by kevmcg1 on Jan 4, 2008 16:45:10 GMT -5
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