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Post by Ele Mantel on Mar 20, 2010 19:20:35 GMT -5
She said she was grounded and then turns out she wasn't so she lied to me so she didn't have to hang out with me. What a bitch
make me feel better
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Post by rabiesisme on Mar 21, 2010 11:31:29 GMT -5
Give her one of these (the beginning, minus the "breaking up" part) and remember
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Post by ghost on Mar 23, 2010 19:56:00 GMT -5
I think you should kick back and anticipate the conclusion of the Presidential Evaluation when one of five more evaluees race to the top of the Really Really Tall Tower and claim the Crown Of Brawl
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Post by Ele Mantel on Mar 23, 2010 21:08:28 GMT -5
I think you should kick back and anticipate the conclusion of the Presidential Evaluation when one of five more evaluees race to the top of the Really Really Tall Tower and claim the Crown Of BrawlShut the fuck up. Seriously, nobody fucking cares, stop spamming that idiotic thread everywhere.
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Post by Gront on Mar 24, 2010 0:28:05 GMT -5
You know what, dude?
Go find a hotter chick. Don't worry about the long-term, here; this is a rebound, which basically means consequences have been halved, then halved again (or fourthed, if you will). Make out with her intermittenty for like a week or two, then tell her it's not going to work out because what you thought you felt for her was really just your heart trying to fill the emptiness inside.
Or something like that.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Mar 24, 2010 17:33:18 GMT -5
You know what, dude? Go find a hotter chick. Don't worry about the long-term, here; this is a rebound, which basically means consequences have been halved, then halved again (or fourthed, if you will). Make out with her intermittenty for like a week or two, then tell her it's not going to work out because what you thought you felt for her was really just your heart trying to fill the emptiness inside. Or something like that. What. I just wanted to hang out, not propose. Besides, I was wrong, she never actually lied, I misread a text from her brother saying she wasn't grounded, but what he ment was she wasn't grounded anymore. This thread is now about cheering me up because my friend got drug tested and failed, now I can't go to his house anymore, and I have nothing to do on the weekends.
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Post by rabiesisme on Mar 24, 2010 17:41:32 GMT -5
Jack off and watch cartoons BUT DO NOT DO THEM AT THE SAME TIME.
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Post by Grimscott on Mar 24, 2010 18:02:37 GMT -5
Jack off and watch cartoons BUT DO NOT DO THEM AT THE SAME TIME. Why the heck not? GO FOR IT, BROMANGO You will experience life in a new way.
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Post by Gront on Mar 24, 2010 19:52:44 GMT -5
What'd he get busted for?
Also, you could spend weekends hanging out with this girl perhaps?
Save you the trouble of masterbating, maybe?
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Post by Ele Mantel on Mar 24, 2010 20:08:50 GMT -5
What'd he get busted for? Also, you could spend weekends hanging out with this girl perhaps? Save you the trouble of masterbating, maybe?He got busted for weed, and I might still make a move on her. I just don't know man.
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Post by Candy Biu on Mar 25, 2010 0:36:10 GMT -5
>masterbating
grent I am taking away your masturbatory privileges for one week. if you masturbate within this week, I will take them away for a month. if you continue after that, your dick will be forcibly removed.
this is a lesson to teach you how to correctly masturbate. learn well
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Post by Gront on Mar 25, 2010 1:22:02 GMT -5
Hoshit I didn't even realize I did that...
Also excellent timing, I gave up orgasms for Lent on a dare. SUCK ON THAT (figuratively)!
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Post by Candy Biu on Mar 25, 2010 2:36:27 GMT -5
five dorra sucky sucky
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Post by Hat Salesman on Mar 25, 2010 7:43:35 GMT -5
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Post by rabiesisme on Mar 25, 2010 8:26:58 GMT -5
lol grent so dumb he think masturbating be a karate instructor
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Post by Gront on Mar 25, 2010 12:37:38 GMT -5
Actually, I used to know a kid whose last name was Beatty (pronounced bay-dee). We used that joke a lot.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Mar 26, 2010 19:27:11 GMT -5
lol grent so dumb he think masturbating be a karate instructor It isn't? I mean yeah, what an idiot. Yep.
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