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Post by destructin on May 29, 2010 22:35:31 GMT -5
While you happily dance, you hit the stage of drunkness where you get all angry, so you smash the floor with your foot and the bar blows up. you happily escape unharmed and meet up with a man in a tophat and a little girl.
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Post by Zarth on May 29, 2010 22:39:30 GMT -5
EAT HIS HAT
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Post by The Omnipresence on May 29, 2010 23:18:31 GMT -5
Maaaan I have no idea whats going on here.
Open up a wormhole that leads to a dimension where everything looks exactly the same and the same events are unfolding only this time its narrated by Morgan Freeman.
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Post by McJesus on May 30, 2010 0:21:25 GMT -5
put some pants on
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Post by destructin on May 30, 2010 2:42:03 GMT -5
You eat the man's top hat, and then decide to make a wormhole leading to a world similar to yours, but with some man's voice narrating what is happening. the man and kid stare at you, you're most probably still drunk. you decide to wear some pants now, so you steal the kids pants and wear them. Stickfigure pants don't fit you, so they rip.
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Post by drychris1337 on May 30, 2010 3:36:23 GMT -5
You see a man wearing a fedora checking you out. He offers you some fitting pants and asks you where you were at 9:00 PM of last night.
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Post by destructin on May 31, 2010 15:18:32 GMT -5
You see a man checking you out, he tells you to come closer. He offers you some pants, he then tells you "where have you been on 9:00 of yesterday?" You don't remember. He then gets his shit smacked with a giant golden hammer. The hammer chick takes the pants. She then tells you "There is a bounty for you, to take you back to that prison lab thing, top cash! I'm going to return you there and get my money." You wonder why there is a bounty for you, maybe you're bedroom was actually the prison lab thingy and you escaped it. She then begins to attack.
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Post by Zarth on May 31, 2010 18:13:41 GMT -5
DESTROY HER.
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Post by z3rored on May 31, 2010 18:24:52 GMT -5
lesbian sex bro its the only way
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Post by destructin on May 31, 2010 18:42:43 GMT -5
You think whether to destroy her or make lesbo sex with her. your pondering got you a big smackdown. You are unconscious.
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Post by drychris1337 on May 31, 2010 18:49:38 GMT -5
Find yourself in a room with the G-Man. Ask him if he can tell you where you are. Also, find a weapon JUST IN CASE of another attack.
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Post by z3rored on May 31, 2010 20:52:56 GMT -5
find yourself in a room naked with lily and shes starts to have lesbian sex with you
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Post by destructin on May 31, 2010 22:43:08 GMT -5
you find yourself naked with an old man, he then says "RISE AND SHINE" you wake up, handcuffed and in a glass container. you see the hammer chick counting cash while a man tells her something.
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Post by z3rored on May 31, 2010 22:47:05 GMT -5
yell out "We could have had great lesbo sex together!"
and the hammer girl will be all sad and guilty and then have lesbo sex with her
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Post by drychris1337 on May 31, 2010 22:47:57 GMT -5
Convince the man that looks a lot like the old man in the dream (who's outside the container) to help you get the cash from that two-timing golden hammer bitch.
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Post by destructin on May 31, 2010 22:56:46 GMT -5
The old man was a figment of your dream. You yell at hammer chick that you could of have great lesbo sex with you. She says no in disagreement.
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Post by drychris1337 on May 31, 2010 23:07:19 GMT -5
Push the glass container to the ground, find a way to break the shackles and then beat her ass down, afterwards robbing her.
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Post by z3rored on May 31, 2010 23:13:20 GMT -5
then have lesbo sex with her unconscious ass
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Post by charlie on Jun 1, 2010 0:02:28 GMT -5
be the hat guy
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Post by The Omnipresence on Jun 1, 2010 0:12:41 GMT -5
Obviously the only way out of this situation is to fiddle with the fabric of time itself until you get an outcome where you either stomp hammer chick in the nuts repeatedly or you have some freaky girl/shemale sex with her.
That or open up a shit ton of wormholes until you reach the dimension that did all the exact same stuff except you didn't get caught and go in it.
Yeah...
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Post by Zarth on Jun 1, 2010 12:52:02 GMT -5
BECOME GODZILLA.
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Post by llllllllllll on Dec 22, 2010 7:48:18 GMT -5
Give hammer girl a deep kiss, then bitch slap the piss out of her, rob her of her money, hair, and clothes, then spawn a car and drive to the REALLY REALLY TALL TOWER on the south side of brawl. Don't forget to throw golden hammer girl into the rape tentacle colony. Watch for a bit then leave. When you get there meet up with a Guy named Kyle who will help you to get a new house on brawls rich side. Give Kyle money and he gives you the BOOK OF RETARDED SHIT THAT COULDN'T HAPPEN ANYWHERE ELSE. or the BORSTCHAE.
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Post by destructin on Dec 22, 2010 19:29:05 GMT -5
(I was thinking of updating this, but never remembered. But yeah, next time ask me nitro so you won't look like an idiot.) You decide to escape by pushing the glass out of the truck. It didn't break, and now the stick and chick now notice you are trying to escape. You decide to use sum gurl powa and break the glass and cuffs, you then realize that broken glass is sharp, and now you have a bunch of cuts. quickly the stick guy tries to tranquilize you, but his fear and trembleness makes him miss the shot, ricochet and hit the chick in the neck, she falls unconscious. You come closer to the stick figure guy, you stare at him curiously, while he pleads for mercy.
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Post by Gront on Dec 22, 2010 19:34:01 GMT -5
Take hammer girl's cash. Tell stickman that you'll kill him if he doesn't shove his head up his own ass.
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Post by Zarth on Dec 22, 2010 19:36:30 GMT -5
Take hammer girl's cash. Tell stickman that you'll kill him if he doesn't shove his head up his own ass. Then press the restart button.
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Post by charlie on Dec 22, 2010 20:26:21 GMT -5
LILY. RISE UP.
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Post by Grimscott on Dec 22, 2010 20:36:31 GMT -5
You would not believe your eyes If ten million fireflies Lit up the world As I fell asleep~ THIS IS ME SECONDING MVG.
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Post by llllllllllll on Dec 22, 2010 23:06:08 GMT -5
Shove the stickman into lily's ass.
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Post by destructin on Dec 25, 2010 23:56:19 GMT -5
Instead of commanding the stickman, you shove his head up his ass by yourself. You rise Lily up, and take her cash. You go up to a hobo named kyle, and tell him you will give him all this money for a mansion. He says the only mansion he has is a cardboard box. You fall in love cardboard box, and hug him while saying thank you. You noticed while you're hugging him, that he starts grabbing your buttcheeks. You take it as a way of him saying "Your Welcome." You are around a cruddy looking apartment building. What do?
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Post by Gront on Dec 26, 2010 0:02:58 GMT -5
Prepare Lily for some hot lesbo sex in your new mansion.
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