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Post by retyuoligkl on Dec 27, 2010 1:50:53 GMT -5
what the fuck did i just read
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Post by destructin on Dec 27, 2010 1:53:08 GMT -5
what the fuck did i just read STUFF.
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Post by retyuoligkl on Dec 27, 2010 1:54:50 GMT -5
apparently so well then, get on with the lesbo sex
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Post by drychris1337 on Dec 27, 2010 2:27:20 GMT -5
Invite Kyle into your mansion.
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Post by Zarth on Dec 27, 2010 2:37:59 GMT -5
Then blow the mansion up with your MIND.
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Post by destructin on Dec 27, 2010 2:43:53 GMT -5
Then blow the mansion up with your MIND. dammit zarth.
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Post by llllllllllll on Dec 27, 2010 3:59:55 GMT -5
Then blow the mansion up with your MIND. dammit zarth. Get the power that each time your eyes are open rainbows shoot out.
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charlie
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Post by charlie on Jan 2, 2011 19:53:16 GMT -5
Lucy: AWP AWP EH EH BADADA AWP AWP EH
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Post by destructin on Jan 3, 2011 0:32:34 GMT -5
It's time, you have lily all to yourself. You remove your only article of clothing, and then her clothes. As you start to take off her panties, Kyle the hobo begins to play with your tits. Then your mansion explodes. You are covered in ash, and kyle is now burned to death. There is some guy taking away an also ash covered lily. He explodes away.
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Post by Gront on Jan 3, 2011 1:25:03 GMT -5
Call him gay, as he interrupted your lesbo sex instead of watching.
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Post by drychris1337 on Jan 3, 2011 2:48:46 GMT -5
Look for an Iron Curtain.
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Post by McJesus on Jan 3, 2011 4:50:34 GMT -5
put some clothes on :I
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Post by llllllllllll on Jan 3, 2011 6:28:54 GMT -5
May I ask who that person is? If it is who I think it is, awesome. If not then, ...awesome. FLY TO THE TOP OF THE REALLY TALL TOWER USING PROPULLLSIIIOONN. Ok maybe somewhere into the middle if its too high into space. [alt: go after the man and demands why he stole lily. THEN LOOK FOR THE DAMN BORSTCHAE. ITS THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF RANDOM SHIT. or UBRS. For every page you read a random event happends for each word on some unknown part of the planet. IT GETS MORE AND MORE RANDOM THE DEEPER YOU READ, AND THE DEEPER YOU TREAD INTO THE BOOKS CHAPTERS. The random is light at first, but if you go deeper and deeper into the chapter the randomness starts to get weirder and heavyer. Liike.. a meteor just suddenly appearing in a building without causing no destruction, unless the weight factor is applied and the weight is to heavy for the building to support. I'm just giving ideas here.]
Oh and to sate the man, cover Mcjesus -WHO YOU JUST SOME RANDOMLY RUN INTO- in clothes so he can huzzah at them, then he gives you some clothes and you go do the above
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Post by charlie on Jan 3, 2011 7:42:17 GMT -5
you know he died right nitro
find some level 3-5 monsters to fight
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Post by llllllllllll on Jan 3, 2011 7:49:22 GMT -5
you know he died right nitro find some level 3-5 monsters to fight NO HE DIDN'T, STOP TRYING TO FUCK WITH MY EMOTIONS DAMMIT Find MVG and throw a barrel of hot sauce at him.
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Post by retyuoligkl on Jan 3, 2011 15:05:24 GMT -5
you know he died right nitro find some level 3-5 monsters to fight so you can level up faster
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Post by destructin on Jan 3, 2011 18:58:32 GMT -5
All you want to do right now is get your precious Lily back. You super jump all the way to a dark alley. You see two figures, one of them looks like the one who stole lily, the other is short and has a top hat, no lily to be found. The short figure goes on his terribly drawn car with a top hat, and he flies away. There seems to be another person on the car. The other person with the cash notices you. Time for a beat down!
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Post by retyuoligkl on Jan 3, 2011 19:00:44 GMT -5
oh man, who is that dapper gentleman in the tophat? I can only imagine at this point. (also, flaming headbutt)
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Post by charlie on Jan 3, 2011 19:14:27 GMT -5
go super saiyan and kamehameha
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Post by Kromax on Jan 3, 2011 19:38:16 GMT -5
Do a backflip.
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Post by Shackles on Jan 3, 2011 19:39:41 GMT -5
Kick him in the testicles until he pukes
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Post by retyuoligkl on Jan 3, 2011 19:46:21 GMT -5
Kick him in the testicles until he pukes haha yeah do this
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Post by llllllllllll on Jan 3, 2011 21:40:57 GMT -5
BLOW THE SHIT OUT OF HER. GET THE SHIT BLOWN OUT OF HER. DO SOME CRAZY AWESOME EPIC KUNG FU SHIT. THROW A PANDA. DAMMIT.
[alt: before she does anything a truck crashes through a building right towards them then they both get out the way, then it flips over spilling out a bunch of money and then a helicopter flies out of nowhere with someone holding a rocket launcher leaning over the sides, then the guy shoots out a rocket towards the two causing the money to all vaporize. Then before they can realize what has happened the top hat car's rotor suddenly falls off and then the car crashes into a mangled hulk. They forget all about fighting and go after the person who has lily. What happeneds afterwards totally depends on if you feel like drawing this shit up or not.
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Post by destructin on Jan 4, 2011 2:40:29 GMT -5
He quickly attacks with a fire attack. You dive into the fire, headbutting him with bullet speed. You are unharmed by fire, you then focus all the fire around you into your palms, and shoot it. He is unaffected by fire, but the headbutt seemed to have hurt him more than expected. You then run towards him, and give a kick to his testicles that every man on earth felt it. It is so excruciating he vomits and chokes and his bandanna makes him choke on whatever he was digesting. You give him another kick, this time, tearing him in two. Blood squirts out everywhere. You are now naked and bloody. Ready to find Lily from a short son of a bitch who will be very sorry for taking her. Make him regret ever being born.
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Post by McJesus on Jan 4, 2011 2:51:26 GMT -5
but first take a shower and then put some clothes on. :I
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Post by Gront on Jan 4, 2011 12:32:16 GMT -5
but first take a shower and then put some clothes on. :I Yes, save that gorgeous view for dear Lily.
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Post by retyuoligkl on Jan 4, 2011 15:50:39 GMT -5
Find the mystery man and attempt to sway him with your words, he may be a reasonable man
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Post by drychris1337 on Jan 4, 2011 15:59:08 GMT -5
Eat the mystery man's hat
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Post by llllllllllll on Jan 4, 2011 16:57:27 GMT -5
Eat the mystery man's hat No you must wear it as a trophy and to remember the first ?Boss battle you've had. NOW ONWARDS, the car left a smoke trail that you can follow. Hijack a truck that is carrying a military grade helicopter, beat up the driver, steal the keys, and fly after it.
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Post by Yacazuma on Jan 4, 2011 19:57:53 GMT -5
You should put on some clothes.
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