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Post by destructin on Jun 7, 2010 16:20:08 GMT -5
Alrighto. Lets start this dealio, I copied from Omni and Grent because I'm the most unoriginal mother fucker in here. This will contain unwitty commentary by yours truly. Okay, lets start.  CHAMPOINSHIPS CUZ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS SUCKAH!  A japanese anime jailbait as my manager? Nothing wrong with that.  How terrible and generic.  Alright, here I get to choose what country I may be, I'll obviously will choose MOTHER RUSSIA USA! USA!  Alright, bring in the NON-AMERICANS!  Okay, in here, Korea is the number one team, hurm.  I'll go with China first, because surprisingly, they are the second to last team (WITH USA BEING LAST HOW ODD)  Alright, heres where I can name the players, LETS SEE WHO CAN BE IN THE ALL-STAR AMERICAN TEEM! Let me just change the name of team first.  A even more generic name, since Superb Pork Breakfast won't fit in.  LETS NAME THE FIRST PLAYER DESTRUCTI.... fuck, won't fit in, lets go with DESSY i guueesss..  Okeedoke guise, reserve your name here if you want to be part of this dealio, gront has a reservation already because he recommended me this game, SO RESERVE AWAII. |
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Post by Gront on Jun 7, 2010 16:22:24 GMT -5
So I tried playing this after I recommended it to you...
...you may want to look up a guide online. There's no tutorial.
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Post by The Omnipresence on Jun 7, 2010 18:09:21 GMT -5
Oh snap, that's like one of the first GBA games. Fun stuff.
Ha ha, you are also Dessy from now on.
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Post by Grimscott on Jun 7, 2010 18:11:49 GMT -5
Oh snap, that's like one of the first GBA games. Fun stuff. Ha ha, you are also Dessy from now on. This. Also, pick me, I have magic dodging powers! |
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Post by Candy Biu on Jun 7, 2010 18:28:09 GMT -5
Pick me, I'm a master dodgeball player.
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Post by charlie on Jun 7, 2010 18:30:21 GMT -5
meee
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Post by Kromax on Jun 7, 2010 18:31:24 GMT -5
Pick me, I like to be included.
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Post by destructin on Jun 7, 2010 18:38:09 GMT -5
Alright, thats enuff guise, thank you for ur servic3s.
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Post by destructin on Jun 7, 2010 19:40:10 GMT -5
Oh snap, that's like one of the first GBA games. Fun stuff. Ha ha, you are also Dessy from now on. This. No.  The Team. Now lets start this thang!  LETS GOOOOooooo  The arena thingy, looks weird, but lets carry on! Omni is the guy with the grey hair carrying the ball.  First off GRIM takes out some guy named Chao, they die off by turning into angels. Grim is the blonde spiky haired dude (All of them are guys sorry grim :c)  Sadly, Omni couldn't make it, he flies off.  Grim takes care of another, our dear opponent goes the heavenly realms. (couldn't take a screenshot of it because everything happens so fast, but theres the opponents angel.) THEN SUDDENLY  Our beloved fearsome warrior GRIM passes away courageously. (NOT PICTURED) Dessy eliminates one of the opponents.  And finally, MVG takes out the final dude, MAKING US THE WINRARZ! The remaining opponents weep at our victory. Next Time!: SPB vs another team ALRIGHTO, TUNE IN! |
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Post by Gront on Jun 7, 2010 19:46:36 GMT -5
GRENT AND DES. STAYING ALIVE LIKE PROS.
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Post by destructin on Jun 7, 2010 21:23:39 GMT -5
I wanted to point out how the team characters look like. DESSY  GRENT  GRIM  OMNI  McJ  MVG  Kromax  Candy  |
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Post by charlie on Jun 7, 2010 21:27:12 GMT -5
OH YEAH FUCKING WINNING KILL BITCHESSSS
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Post by McJesus on Jun 7, 2010 21:27:26 GMT -5
doin' nothing
LIKE A BOSS
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Post by destructin on Jun 7, 2010 22:07:43 GMT -5
 Because of MVG's heroic act, he has been switched to offense, OMNI is now on defense unfortunately.  ALRIGHT, LETS DO THIS!  Grim starts with the ball.  After a gruesome beating, Grim dodging skills kill her off. (Not Pictured) MVG kills off one of the opponents! Good to have ya on offense! Afterwards Grent dies off too :\ MVG then kills ANOTHER opponent, Grim's soul probably rest in him.  MVG then tops it all off with his awesomeness, making us win!  Alright my jailbait, cheer us up some more and the team can spend 10 years in prison!  Grim starts with the ball again, lets see if luck is on her side on this match.  Maybe it is! Grim takes out one of the opponents easily!  And again! Grim is back on action! MVG has the ball, lets see if he can take out some too.  MVG passes the ball to McJ and he takes out his McFury on the poor opponent.  Grent then takes the ball and finishes the last one!  This time we win with all the offensive team surviving! Waay tooo gooo!! |
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Post by Candy Biu on Jun 7, 2010 23:01:16 GMT -5
Where am I in all this I don't see me.  |
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Post by destructin on Jun 7, 2010 23:33:38 GMT -5
Where am I in all this I don't see me. RIGHT HERE: With Boring voice commentary by the mexican accent of destructin! ATLEAST NO ANNOTATIONS. |
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Post by McJesus on Jun 7, 2010 23:39:08 GMT -5
desss you sound so tired
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Post by destructin on Jun 7, 2010 23:42:31 GMT -5
I was actually nervous as hell for some reason. Man, next time if I do this, I'll try to sound more upbeat. |
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Post by Gront on Jun 8, 2010 0:53:26 GMT -5
Try recording the commentary after you actually play the match, when you already know what's going to happen, perhaps?
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Post by destructin on Jun 8, 2010 1:11:10 GMT -5
Try recording the commentary after you actually play the match, when you already know what's going to happen, perhaps? . . . I did... |
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Post by The Omnipresence on Jun 8, 2010 1:13:53 GMT -5
Try recording the commentary after you actually play the match, when you already know what's going to happen, perhaps? . . . I did... Oh Dessy, whatever shall we do aboot your commentary? |
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Post by Grimscott on Jun 8, 2010 1:26:24 GMT -5
Oh Dessy, whatever shall we do aboot your commentary? Maybe get hyped up on coffee and pixie stix and shiz? |
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Post by Gront on Jun 8, 2010 1:41:06 GMT -5
Oh Dessy, whatever shall we do aboot your commentary? Maybe get hyped up on coffee and pixie stix and shiz? Or cocaine. Actually, just yell a lot. |
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Post by Psibat on Jun 8, 2010 11:38:04 GMT -5
I'm never involved in these things... Edit: Fuck you've even got Kro and Candy. |
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Post by destructin on Jun 8, 2010 17:16:40 GMT -5
I'm never involved in these things... Edit: Fuck you've even got Kro and Candy. I was gonna have you originally, but then kro asked for a spot.. and yeah, you got replaced.. MOVING ON.  I decided to try to change things, Make the sideline guys on offense. So now, McJ, Candy, MVG, and Kro get a piece of the action! Lets see if they don't screw this one up!  SURE THING.  Alrighto  Alright, Candy starts with the ball. SHOW EM WUATCHA GOT!  Whoa, you got something, Candy throws this super move where the ball keeps hitting the person repeatedly, WAYYY TOO GOO!  And after a gruesome beating, McJ bites the dust.  Candy then tries to avenge McJ and does another super move, if you're wondering where the opponent is, he is in the air.  And he does it yet again, the opponent flies with the balls momentum, and then flies off dead.  MVG then destroys another opponent, he flies away.  This is james, one of the opponents who flew away because of Kromax, he landed on SPB's side of the field, he embarrassingly runs back to his side of the field, and he is low in health, lets see who is the lucky one to get the last kill.  And its Grim who finish him off with an awesome combo with Kromax. Grim never fails to please!  And after being in the air for a while, he finally lands and flies off again dead.  And after all that, we finally win! Sadly, McJ couldn't taste sweet victory with us, may his soul rest. |
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Post by Grimscott on Jun 8, 2010 18:42:42 GMT -5
And its Grim who finish him off with an awesome combo with Kromax. Grim never fails to please!  Sounds like this round actually went pretty awesomely. SUPER MOVES AHOY |
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Post by Candy Biu on Jun 8, 2010 21:11:45 GMT -5
Yay I'm useful and awesome!
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Post by Kromax on Jun 9, 2010 18:59:12 GMT -5
Woah I did something I feel so special
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Post by destructin on Jun 11, 2010 2:18:22 GMT -5
Another video!
But this time, no more dull and boring destructin!
LETS BRING OUT GRENT! Our new commentary guy!
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Post by destructin on Jun 11, 2010 2:56:05 GMT -5
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WATCH THAT FIRST FAGGOT Okay, this will be the last picture version of SDASPB, and the rest will be videos, because the videos have way more action included. Pictures just work for pokemanz anyway. So lets get started.  Team positioning. Candy will be a permanent part of the offensive team, because he is boss.  LETS GO GO GOOO!  Candy starts with the ball, show em' what you made of!  Good Job! That'll show them who's boss!  Calm down Candy, I think you showed them who's boss a little too much.. the opponent is flying everywhere!  Grim has the ball now, make candy jealous!  Grim makes her signature DIVE SHOT and pummels the opponent, nice going there grimmy! McJ has the ball, lets see what he does.  He continues on what grim has started, beating the up the poor opponent.  And again! SHOW NO MERCY MCJ!  Candy then gets the ball and smacks the living shit out of one of the opponents.  Grent's turn to be badass!  and he does so, smacking the opponent in the air, and making him roll down to the floor.  This murdering his ass, good job Grent!  Candy Feels like killing someone too, and he does!  But candy is a murdering-machine, one kill won't stop his bloodthirst, he finishes off the last one and SPB claims victory! |
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