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Post by destructin on Nov 3, 2012 16:34:12 GMT -5
(an interactive drawn by me and MVG, we'll take turns.) All your life you wanted to live a life of adventure, and now it begins!
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Post by JayTizzleR on Nov 3, 2012 17:16:57 GMT -5
You go to the quest house in search of a quest..
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Post by Gront on Nov 4, 2012 1:37:45 GMT -5
The STOR is clearly where it's at.
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Post by llllllllllll on Nov 5, 2012 17:08:09 GMT -5
How about going to the tiny shack hidden behind all those places.
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Post by Norville "Bourbon" Rogers on Nov 5, 2012 18:25:46 GMT -5
Go pub Buy a pint of bitter and some crisps
Maybe stick around for the pub quiz if it's a Wednesday.
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charlie
Skin Making
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pwof
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Post by charlie on Nov 5, 2012 19:23:37 GMT -5
The STOR is clearly where it's at.
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pm
Apprentice
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...Huh?
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Post by pm on Nov 5, 2012 20:00:43 GMT -5
Purchase his hat.
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Post by llllllllllll on Nov 5, 2012 22:01:23 GMT -5
Buy the vial of pills
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Post by Gront on Nov 5, 2012 23:04:51 GMT -5
See how much J you have. Whatever J stands for.
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Post by destructin on Nov 5, 2012 23:57:40 GMT -5
You tell him you want to buy his hat. He gives you a stern intimidating soviet look, probably not for sale. Instead you tell him you want to buy the pills, though you find out it's not pills but a bottle of blue stuff, you don't know what it is, but it's too late, you wasted 5 JALAPENOS on this bottle of unknown. Maybe it's a magical potion, or just colored water, you'll never know until something is done with it. Now you have 15 JALAPENOS and a bottle of unknown in your inventory, the X's represent nothing. You are wielding a sword, but no shield or secondary weapon, and you seem to have complete armor, nothing missing, perhaps just a badass cape. You are still in the store, will you buy something else or leave to another place?
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Post by llllllllllll on Nov 6, 2012 1:10:54 GMT -5
Get a shield, gonna need a shield. Can't leave without one.
What the hell would anyone do with panties? Unless their some magical item you toss in the air and suddenly a girl pops out.
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pm
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...Huh?
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Post by pm on Nov 6, 2012 8:14:41 GMT -5
What the hell would anyone do with panties? Unless their some magical item you toss in the air and suddenly a girl pops out.Ignore Nitros request. Buy panties.
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Post by JayTizzleR on Nov 6, 2012 9:29:24 GMT -5
Steal the panties
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Trevanion
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That Other Douche
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Post by Trevanion on Nov 6, 2012 10:35:11 GMT -5
Steal back yo Chilies.
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Post by llllllllllll on Nov 6, 2012 10:48:35 GMT -5
YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH JALAPENOS.
Or something
Get shield. :\ Then go outside and look for loose change.
One thing you DON'T do is try to steal from, or kill the store manager. He's probably got some super awesome badass weapon you won't be able to get until like, later on in the story.
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Post by JayTizzleR on Nov 6, 2012 21:34:20 GMT -5
Pickpocket civilians and fight bums
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charlie
Skin Making
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pwof
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Post by charlie on Nov 6, 2012 22:29:40 GMT -5
You buy a BUCKLER Attempting to steal the PANTIES and JALAPENOS, you sneak up behind Russki in attempt to pick pocket him. However, he notices and kicks you out. So you go outside instead and find a bum to fight.
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Post by ₦ῒ↑ʁo on Nov 6, 2012 23:11:35 GMT -5
Skill > Rape Item > Sword
Conclusion: Rape that Flowermonster with your sword.
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Post by JayTizzleR on Nov 7, 2012 16:19:37 GMT -5
The bum tries to molest you so you run away like a coward. You reach the outskirts of the city. As you look around there is a woman about to be mugged by two bandits...
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Post by destructin on Nov 7, 2012 17:27:04 GMT -5
The bum tries to molest you so you run away like a coward. You reach the outskirts of the city. As you look around there is a woman about to be mugged by two bandits... Alright, thanks for being the first guy. Try to give suggestions, not situations, we're in charge of that.
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Post by JayTizzleR on Nov 8, 2012 7:28:15 GMT -5
Alright, thanks for being the first guy. Try to give suggestions, not situations, we're in charge of that. lmao ok. Still tho, "The bum tries to molest you so you run away like a coward". That works, right?
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pm
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..Huh?
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Post by pm on Nov 8, 2012 7:31:12 GMT -5
Think of it more like you're the little voice in adventure dudes head
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Post by llllllllllll on Nov 8, 2012 9:30:29 GMT -5
Dude, like, rape the shit out of it with your Sword. What are you, a Warrior adventuring Knight-in-training or a Panzy? Dawn a mean look, charge, and fuck that shit up,
yo'.
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Post by JayTizzleR on Nov 8, 2012 15:42:24 GMT -5
The bum tries to molest you
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pm
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...Huh?
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Post by pm on Nov 8, 2012 15:49:08 GMT -5
You try to molest the bum.
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Post by llllllllllll on Nov 8, 2012 17:21:32 GMT -5
Do something only Destructin would do in this situation.
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Post by Gront on Nov 11, 2012 3:25:58 GMT -5
You try to molest the bum. The bum tries to molest you Just pointing out that these are not mutually exclusive.
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Post by JayTizzleR on Nov 11, 2012 10:54:06 GMT -5
Skill > Fireball
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