Undeadlaw
Master
Fuck you all..
I Think I Have A Drinking Problem..
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Post by Undeadlaw on Mar 11, 2008 10:49:56 GMT -5
That, my good sir, is fucking awesome. I second that my good fellow!!
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Post by rabiesisme on Mar 11, 2008 15:41:46 GMT -5
Thanks I was kinda hoping people would like it.
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on Mar 11, 2008 15:45:35 GMT -5
Who's the first most powerfull?
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Post by rabiesisme on Mar 11, 2008 15:46:23 GMT -5
Who's the first most powerfull? MYSTERY MYSTERY LOLOLOLOL. Actually, it's that old guy.
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on Mar 11, 2008 15:49:19 GMT -5
MYSTERY MYSTERY LOLOLOLOL. Actually, it's that old guy. Aw, I was hoping it was meh...
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Post by rabiesisme on Mar 11, 2008 15:52:24 GMT -5
MYSTERY MYSTERY LOLOLOLOL. Actually, it's that old guy. Aw, I was hoping it was meh... Well, you're not a part of the fictive religion QuickFeet is a god of.
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ProDuce
Guv'na
The Producer[M0n:-5]
Bow Before The Cloning, Nature Loving, Cell Generating Team Trio!
Posts: 1,250
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Post by ProDuce on Mar 11, 2008 17:22:23 GMT -5
Sorry if i typo to much. But This Is Basicly My Story of How I Got To The Brawl.
I was just a child when these 'so-called' scientist picked me off the street, I was just going to the god damn SWEET SHOP!! And these men stole my money and knocked me out... The next thing I know, I’m awake on a metallic table, chained down, with needles and strain lights pointing at me, suddenly I hear a strange un-familiar voice saying "don't worry, your in safe hands" "SAFE HANDS!!! I'm freckin tied down!" I shouted at the voice, but when I shouted that, I knew I said to much. suddenly a needle hit me... I feel asleep.
i awake in a cold cell room, with strange black and white clothing, and a tag saying: 'Specimen 982'. Specimen?? I though. What Have They Been Doing to me?!?!, I was scared, and alone. suddenly I see some one in the distance, it looked like... ME! I ran over to him, wondering if they messed with my mind. But it was a walking, talking ME! "hay..." the other me said. "erm.. hi.. me?" I answered quite confused. "what happened to me, I mean us?" I continued, stumbling over my words. "you where tested on, I mean we, and now we have these, gifts. right now these strange things on my arms can make a weird force that protects me!! also I can clone!" it said, quite happy with its new founds Gifts. me on the other hand took it quite the opposite... "WE HAVE GIFTS! HOLY CRAP!! so what are you my clone, or am I yours?" I asked quiet confused about the whole thing, and to be frank, I cant believe I was talking to me, and getting answers, from ME! "luckily for you, I’m your clone and ill soon go back to coming form where i came from, in the mean time. bared windows, NOW!" he said sternly. I knew what he meant, so I tried practicing with my new found powers and before you know it! BLAM! 50 of me slamming into the freckin bared window. But finally, it opened. All the other clones disappeared. I was alone. again. and running for dear life!
I suddenly felt this urge to take a left into the forest, when suddenly, I heard guard dogs and men shouting. then a strange vortex appeared. I decided to jump though it! and suddenly there I was, surrounded by fallen warriors and heroes. and fighting EVERYWHERE. I still ran for dear life, coming into a strange castle area. a sign outside said 'Castle Rofflez', I ran around the outside of it, hoping not to get caught. When suddenly I fell and was knocked out, for the third time that day... I think... but I awoke in an inn some where, I knew this was a great place to hide. AND TRAIN!
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Post by bulet on Mar 12, 2008 11:27:27 GMT -5
cool produce, very cool. ;D
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ProDuce
Guv'na
The Producer[M0n:-5]
Bow Before The Cloning, Nature Loving, Cell Generating Team Trio!
Posts: 1,250
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Post by ProDuce on Mar 12, 2008 14:27:52 GMT -5
cool produce, very cool. ;D i hope so
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Post by louiman on Mar 12, 2008 15:49:34 GMT -5
Well, my turn!
I couldn't believe the situation I was in. After a few dark, carbonated bevarages at the local McGlirkzicklacky's, some goons showed up claiming to work for the galactic fedaration, despite not having badges. They tied me up and threw me in a jail cell. Next day, some guys come along and pay 'bail', and then through a twisted lunchen with these shifty looking guys, I have a job as a weapons smuggler. What a fantastic week, NOT. Anyway, I was on my first job. A massive amount of plutonium and nuclear batterys, which are illegal to have if you aren't working in the federation. And the worst part was that I was flying an old SilverBoy, which means my controls were limited....
"Where the hell is my damn package?!" Hissed the comander through the video-phone "I needed it two damn hours ago!" "But sir," I began, but the commander interupted; "No 'buts' dammit! You better get your ass to my office, with the cargo, before the federation show up!" "Yes sir" With that I went to turn off the phone, but- "one more thing" the commander quickly added "I don't want you taking route 671, or 650" "But they are the closest routes! The only one left is-" "Route 489" The commander gave a large, evil grin. "Sir, Route 489 is just outside the atmosphere of....." I was sweating. Surely the commander was not mad enough to make me go even near the planet with, according to the federation, the most barbaric and dangerous species to exist. "The atmosphere of........?" He smiled, loving every moment "The atmosphere of planet Earth" "Yes, see you soon" and with one of the commander's sinister smiles, the screen turned off.
I was in a sticky situation. Should I take Route 489 and risk being shot down and skinned alive? Or should I just run, and be hunted by these criminals for the rest of my life? I closed my eyes and rubbed my temples. I needed a plan that didn't result in the possibility of death. But then a slight spark suddenly lit up my brain. Route 491! Not as direct as Route 489, and it goes through a slight mass of asteroids, but my excellent piloting skills could get me through it! My mind was made up. I placed my hands onto the four joysticks, and thrusted them all forwards.
I was loving it. Swishing through the dust and floating rocks as if I was 50 years younger. I was actually laughing at their poor attempts at hitting me. But then I head a loud CLUNK which shut me up. I monitered the ship's status on the onboard LCD monitor, and noticed one of my 8 Fuel tanks was out. As in, actually out. It was floating in space behind the ship, and it was- CRASH! "Aww hell!" I shouted. An asteroid had hit my left wing, taking half of it off. I can't believe I got so cocky as to take my eyes off of where I was going. The controls of the ancient ship began jerking about, and soon the entire thing was spinning out of control. I couldn't keep going like this. I slammed the eject button and I was shot out of the back of the SilverBoy, with a large orange bubble around me. These are for absorbing impact, and will pull themselves into the nearest planet's atmosphere. "Dammit!" I screamed. I was heading straight for earth. Those Mud People will have fresh meat tonight.
As the bubble landed on the hard rocky surface, it crystalised. Making it a crumbly, sandstone-like substance. I kicked at it, crumbling it away and freeing me from the once-gooey prison. The are was baron. Nothing but white rocks and dead until the horizon. As I wandered through the boring landscape, I saw two beings ahead of me. Humans! I needed to get away from them. I had heard stories about them from old men at the station. They say humans fly around in big metal birds and drop exploding eggs on unsuspecting victims. I dived behind a boulder, and took a decent look at the two. One had an eyepatch and a black bit of cloth covering his head, the other had purple hair. The purple-haired Mud Man suddenly jumped into the air and kicked the eyepatched one in the face, sending him tumbling to the floor. If I wasn't hidding, I would have applauded.
The standing human turned and staired me right in the eye. I jumped back in fright. He had known I was there the whole time! I drew my sonic pistol from it's holster, and aimed at the human. "Stay back!" I shouted "I am armed" He ran at me, I was it in his eyes that he wanted to cut me open and taste my innerds. I fired a few blasts, all of them missing. I had to fight this beast with my bare-claws. When he got closer, I waved my hand at his face, my claws cutting into his face. "AARGH! What the F***!?" He shouted. I had to get the human whilst he was nursing his wound. I threw another lash at him, cutting his hands that were covering his face. He screamed again. Humans wheren't as tough as I though. I decided to finish him now. I cut a large gash in his neck, and the Mud Man finally fell. Dead.
As tradition, I happily ate the carcass. Everyone knows that when you kill something, you eat it. That way it counts as hunting. Else, it counts as murder, and that is illegal. Before eating it, though, I quickly scanned the human's appearance, and changed myself to look like him. A power my species has had since it's dawn, but is not allowed because of the damn federation.
I continued my treck through the land.
And that is the story up until now.
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Post by firemario on Mar 12, 2008 19:20:35 GMT -5
Well, my turn! And that is the story up until now. Where the hell did you come from, and why'd you take so long to get here?! That was fucking AMAZING.
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Post by Grimscott on Mar 12, 2008 23:58:10 GMT -5
MYSTERY MYSTERY LOLOLOLOL. Actually, it's that old guy. Aw, I was hoping it was meh... Big ego, much?
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Post by McJesus on Mar 13, 2008 7:26:42 GMT -5
Seconded for great justice.
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Post by ryantime2 on Mar 14, 2008 12:13:27 GMT -5
It all starts with a normal day at the NG BBS. I was browsing through a few topics, some of faggotry, some of 4chan (/b/ lol) some of gay buttsecks. As I passed by, I saw a topic, it caught my eye, I went in, it was the first page (yes I was on the first page) I posted a relatively friendly comment, and left, the next week, I saw the same topic, only with 50 pages, I was shocked, and so, I joined the war. The brawl, the huge war. NG War One.
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Post by bulet on Mar 14, 2008 12:17:03 GMT -5
It all starts with a normal day at the NG BBS. I was browsing through a few topics, some of faggotry, some of 4chan (/b/ lol) some of gay buttsecks. As I passed by, I saw a topic, it caught my eye, I went in, it was the first page (yes I was on the first page) I posted a relatively friendly comment, and left, the next week, I saw the same topic, only with 50 pages, I was shocked, and so, I joined the war. The brawl, the huge war. NG War One. booooooooooooooooooooring. be more originall ok?
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Post by Grimscott on Mar 14, 2008 13:20:31 GMT -5
One thing I've noticed is that most of you seem to be posting your characters origins and not the fights you got into that day.
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Post by bulet on Mar 14, 2008 13:22:16 GMT -5
One thing I've noticed is that most of you seem to be posting your characters origins and not the fights you got into that day. you got a point. char origin: dawn of the brawlers first day on the brawl: this thread. get it guys?
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Post by ghost on Mar 16, 2008 12:27:27 GMT -5
One thing I've noticed is that most of you seem to be posting your characters origins and not the fights you got into that day. you got a point. char origin: dawn of the brawlers first day on the brawl: this thread. get it guys?
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Post by sexylegs on Mar 21, 2008 8:46:23 GMT -5
I walked down the street, my vision slightly cloudy as I attempted to adjust to my new helmet. It was a cup, to match my powers. I passed two mean looking people, one with Four Arms and one with a strange looking creature attached to his head.
"Hey assface, what's with the assy face!"
I heard one of the men, the four armed one, call out. The smaller purple one giggled.
"You burnt him good man."
Tears welled up in my eyes as I turned around to face the two. I walked towards them and puffed my chest.
"Shut up."
They covered their mouths with their hands.
"Or what? What's your power?"
I felt my face go red. They couldn't see that however, since, you know, my head is hidden by this cup.
"T-to make cups. Anywhere I want..."
They burst out laughing, and pointing. I couldn't take anymore, and I snapped. A giant shadow appeared over the two, and suddenly a huge purple cup landed on top of them. I giggled and walked off.
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Post by Grimscott on Mar 21, 2008 13:50:04 GMT -5
you got a point. char origin: dawn of the brawlers first day on the brawl: this thread. get it guys? omg thread killer >:C No, the Fanfiction section has always been pretty quiet, and this thread only gets bumped up when we get new members. And even then, only sometimes.
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Post by Deadly Virus on Apr 19, 2008 4:36:34 GMT -5
"Ah yes, my perfect virus is complete..." An shady figure sat in front of his computer desk. He had finally finished making the perfect virus, he was the happiest man in the world, although it didn't seem like it. Suddenly, just as he was saving the file a power cut occured. The computer flashed back on in a few seconds. The virus was gone from the computer. "What?! No! It's gone!" Slowly and silently, a tiny black spider like creature crept out of the monitor.... "What the hell is tha- OH SHIT!!!" The creature began to burrow into his skin. The man's entire body went pure black and his eyes turned green. He sprouted two new arms and another leg. The Virus had taken complete control over his body. It searched the web for ages for someone to fight, when suddenly it came across a ruined, destroyed thread on the NG BBS. It was locked by Big Bad Ron not too long ago. Amongst the rubble, he found a link to a forum known as MS Paint Brawl Reborn. He followed it, and came to the brawl, where he still resides to this very day.
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Post by benavides20 on Apr 19, 2008 21:57:50 GMT -5
if you are on the list i will hunt you down
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Xinxinix
Lurker
Higher than the Skyy~[M0n:200]
The Real Rap Diablo
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Post by Xinxinix on Apr 19, 2008 22:01:07 GMT -5
Not me? I see how it is!
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Post by benavides20 on Apr 19, 2008 22:22:46 GMT -5
they are a BIG threat to me and some are for my reasons
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Post by McJesus on Apr 19, 2008 23:56:31 GMT -5
Make a thread Aiden, I don't know how I'm a direct threat, but I wanna see you try to go through with your plan.
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Post by Grimscott on Apr 20, 2008 0:11:28 GMT -5
Make a thread Aiden, I don't know how I'm a direct threat, but I wanna see you try to go through with your plan. Same here. My interest has been piqued.
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Post by benavides20 on Apr 20, 2008 2:16:34 GMT -5
I made the topic
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Post by rabiesisme on Apr 20, 2008 5:25:27 GMT -5
Make a thread Aiden, I don't know how I'm a direct threat, but I wanna see you try to go through with your plan. Same here. My interest has been piqued. Yeah, it's a prety cool idea.
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Post by benavides20 on Apr 20, 2008 6:30:47 GMT -5
Same here. My interest has been piqued. Yeah, it's a prety cool idea. thank you thank you all
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Post by Yacazuma on Apr 20, 2008 11:18:56 GMT -5
Same here. My interest has been piqued. Yeah, it's a prety cool idea. Rabies... Typo..? ERROR.
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