Post by ghost on Jun 15, 2008 18:16:39 GMT -5
Stage One:
The Invasion
The field was set.
FAB, the tyrannical FAB tyrant, and FireMario1, the tower of fireflower, met in the center stage. Bowing, they leapt away from each other, and the match began.
"Oh..my...god." FAB halted, staring at a motionless object on the ground, "A COIN!!!"
He jumped around with glee, snatching up the over-sized coin. FireMario watched, stupefied, but soon viewed on in amusement. After seconds of the Fabian dancing around with his shiny, new, funny-looking penny, he stopped, remembering that he was in the middle of a grudge match.
"Are you done?" Firemario asked. FAB nodded.
A purple fireball immersed FAB, enveloping him and the coin, before the two rocketed off at lightning speed. FireMario smirked.
"You think FIRE can hurt me? What do you think you'll accomplish? Hurting my pride?"
"No, your FACE." FAB screamed, stopping in a sudden jerk and raising the coin above him. He was floating just feet above FireMario, and bent as he slammed the over-sized penny over the firespinner's hat.
PFFEEWWRRIIUU!
A flash of light blinded FAB, and as he regained his sight, the coin was nowhere to be found. He began to break down into tears, sobbing and waltzing away into the corner.
"Looks like this fight's going to be a snap." said Luna, wielding her double-bladed sword. She stared at the arena, with FAB cowering the corner over severe depression, and FireMario who, through a most unpredictable series of events, had become a solid, wax trophy.
Devious thoughts played in her head.
"NOT SO FAST!!!" Came from the north.
A man with a weird-looking cannon on his arm appeared from out of nowhere, using FireMario's trophy-cased body as an armrest. He looked at Luna, shook his head disappointedly, and gazed at FireMario.
"I halp." he whispered, poking FireMario's head.
Another brilliant flash of light, and FireMario was free. There was no time for celebration as he shoved MVG aside, eyes targeting a pink blob that suddenly hovered into the arena after jumping from the stands.
"Mario, we are, in coherence with the plot, required to fight-OOF!" McKirby's voice was cut-off as a large object crushed him, his cigarette spilled onto the ground.
TheVirus's trophy, with a grey, unhealthy look to it, was standing proudly atop the fallen McJe-I mean, McKirby, who sparkled with light and turned into a trophy himself.
"Virus, how did YOU get here?" MVG coughed, recovering from the shock," You weren't even IN this chapter-!"
"I didn't want to be excluded." Virus murmured through his waxed, glued teeth. Somewhere in the stands, RabiesIsMe was cackling to himself, much to the irritation and odd-looks from those sitting next to him.
"Okay, LISTEN everybody. STOP DOING THE FLASHY-TROP-OOF!" Luna was crushed also, but not by a falling trophy, instead a giant, over-sized orb that resembled a ridiculously larger tennis ball bounced off of her, shooting away into the sky.
"Hey, did you hear something!?." a rumbling, godlike voice shouted, sending MVG to his knees while Luna flashed, becoming a trophy herself.
"Nope." another thunderous, booming voice answered.
"Mother-wha!?" Madvideogamer gasped. Somehow, everyone except himself, FAB, and FireMario had become trophies."
"Now, WAIT A MINUTE!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!!"
MadVideoGamer was panting, sweat beating from his face.
A pattern of six different lights flashed, six different figures appeared. In front of him: Luna, McKirby, FireMario1, FAB, TheVirus, and himself stood in front of him.
By this point, MVG had lost total sanity, opening a portal in the floor of the arena and falling in to his death.
"What's his problem?" the alternate universe version of MVG said. The others shrugged.
"Hey, we should unfreeze these guys." said FireMario, the rest agreeing.
As they unfroze the trophy-ridden victims, there were now two Lunas, two FireMario1s, two FABs, two Viruses, two McKirby's, and one living MVG.
"You fools," the Viruses said simultaneously, "We've been working for Subspace ALL ALONG!"
Wile the entire party was confused, one Virus held up a trophy of a giant purple cat, frozen in fear with it's eyes bulging. The other Virus unveiled his trophy gun, firing it directly into the alternate Luna's torso. She collapsed, sparkling the same magnificent white, and became a trophy.
The 8-man party was dumbfounded at this turn of events, but nonetheless took their battle positions. Luna, the most horrified, readied her double-ended sword, leveling it with the armed Virus's throat.
"So THAT'S where Purple's been!" she yelled in anger.
Two silhouetted figures leapt from the stage, eyeballing the spectacle. One was in green clothing, with a camouflaged army helment. The other had carnivorous teeth scraping against each other, and a giant blade that lowered into the first Virus's skull, making him drop the trophy gun.
While Tehnigma' feasted upon the first Virus's carcass, MVG-2 seized the opportunity and lifted the abandoned Trophy Cannon with his Portal Gun. The now 10-man party (2 FireMarios, TwoFABs, TwoMcKirbys, One Luna, One MVG, and CaptainChip) prepared to battle, with the petrified Luna's trophy and TheVirus's half-eaten corpse before them. TehNigma collapsed, turning into a trophy as the Virus's super-AIDS entered his cell systems.
Slinging PurpleCat's trophy on his back, the Virus cackled at the opportunity to collect more trophies. He glared evilly at the Luna trophy, but Luna stood in front of her.
"YOU WON'T HAVE HER!" she yelled, unholstering a Beretta from her...left ear.
The McKirbys grabbed their respectively colored beam sabers to distinguish each other, the FireMario's charged up two Fireballs, CaptainChip pulled out an AK-47, and TehNigma steadied his giant butcher knife that had cleaved the Virus's head in two.
"Fine then, bitch, I'll-"
"WAIT JUST A SECOND!" CaptainChip stopped the scene, turning to face Luna, "You're a GIRL!!!"
A fleshy bulge appeared on the blue dog's forehead, and with a furious grit of her teeth the words "yes" spun out.
Something began to irritate her nether regions.
Chip began poking between her legs with the barrel of his gun.
In a flashy, impossible display of speed, Luna tackled Chip, barreling him to the floor. The blades of her weapon swung together, forming a U-shaped weapon. She stabbed it like a fork around Chip's head, pinning him to the ground.
"Touch me there again and see what happens." she threatened.
He did so.
To avoid a bloody death scene, Luna sliced off CaptainChip's head quickly, to the horror of the audience. Seconds before gore appeared, Chip's body flashed, and as expected, there was a spanking new CaptainChip trophy sitting behind Luna, his flag was at his side.
TheVirus stared emotionlessly.
"WAIT JUST A SECOND!!!!" came a third voice from the crowd.
A blue-jacketed man, gripping a grenade-assessed M16 in his arms, leapt from the crowd, somersaulting and landing on Luna's head. He kicked off, sending her tumbling into the group, and landed on his feet, crouching by CaptainChip's side.
He poked Chip's flag, an outstanding flash occurred, blinding everyone, as the Captain was brought back to life, an upgraded, more modern AK in his hands. Rageblood nodded.
"I've revived you somehow-" he shrugged, not caring, "Now follow my lead. ATTACH TEH' DOG!"
"Yes sir!" Chip followed obediently.
A fire hose of gunfire sprayed over Luna, she rolled and the bullets peppered FireMario2, he collapsed in a scarlet puddle.
As she fled from the two gun-wielding maniacs, she could hear the two laughing "LOOLOLOLOOL" as the continued their onslaught. She ducked behind Luna-2's trophy, cursing as the trophy absorbed shots that would have plugged themselves in her stomach.
Out of everyone's line of vision, TheVirus signaled a pair of robotic ROBs to hover down. They waved him off as he conjured a bomb, a Subspace bomb shaped like an Oreo Cookie, and watched as their hands and wrists thrusted into it's outer sockets, initiating it's timer.
"YARGH!" CaptainChip screamed, aiming a spare RPG pick-up at Luna-2's trophy. Th rocket hissed through the air with a trail of smoke, and exploded upon contact. The Luna trophy went flying, TheVirus' lower left hand caught it in it's travel through the air, and he slung it along his back also.
In her place, the original Luna trophy appeared.
CaptainChip and Rageblood high-fived. As he examined her, Chip began examining her nether regions again, still confused as ever.
"She has fur, her ears aren't blue, and she is BALD. It doesn't make ANY sense!" he said innocently, Rageblood chuckling.
"I. Am. Going. To. Kick. Your. Asses." Luna tried to speak through her melted, wax teeth, though she was barely audible.
"Well...back to business at hand. VIRUS YOU TWO-TIMING CO-"
"Welp, it's been fun foolish Brawlers. However, I do have a schedule, so I. AM. OUT OF HERE!!!" TheVirus proclaimed. On his back was Lunas 1 and 2 and PurpleCat, in his left hands were FireMario2 and Tehnigma', and in his lower right hand was the desecrated newly-created trophy of his present-universe self.
Sprinting, the Virus leapt off the Arena, using his profound calling system to summon a pair of ROBs to his side. His upper right hand clutched one, infecting it, and as he rode on it, he grabbed and infected the other one. The two ROBS fused into a small trophy cart, big enough for all six new trophies and the Virus to ride in.
"Say, guys!" Rabies called from the stands, "I think the bomb is about to-"
WRRAGGHH!!!!
A giant plant dropped into the arena, crushing all of the present Brawlers except for McKirby who was sent rocketing into the skyline with 133% damage, and Rageblood.
"BROTHER!" Ruby screamed, jumping into the arena. She spotted her poor brother, unable to trophize due to the plant's immense weight, squirming as pain racked his body..
"Ruby, we have to GO!" Rageblood tugged her, dialing a code into his cellphone, There's nothing we can do right now!"
"BUT MY BROTHER!" she cried. A pistol fell into her hands.
"Take this and cover me!" Rageblood ordered.
As she took potshots at the plant's stems, a helicopter piloted by none other than Tony Macaroni himself. Rageblood snatched Ruby by the arm and pulled her into the chopper, exerting a cry of pain as she did so before hopping into the choppah.
"Bitch!" he shouted, 'She FUCKING BIT ME!"
"Is it a love mark?" Tony jested, as Rageblood sat in the passenger seat and shot him a devilish glare.
"Asshole. She's 13 for crying out loud!" he retorted, snapping his attention to the situation below.
"CHIP!!!" she ignored him, watching as Chip was continuously crushed by the plant.
A shockwave shook the choppah, explosions rippled along the edge of the arena, the plane combusted into flames and anything there was indefinitely obliterated by the blast.
A purple nexus now enveloped the arena.
"Things look bad down there." Tony pointed toward the sphere, Rageblood grimaced. In the back, Ruby's face was buried in her hands, rivers of water streamed down her face and onto the floor.
FWMP.
The choppah rocked, diving slightly..
"Woah."
"What is it." asked Rage.
"I don't know, readings say we're carrying too much weight."
----Elsewhere----
"MUTAFUCKU!!!!!" TheVirus shrieked, blasting the attacker with a blast of green viral biology.
A teen with a green headband collapsed before him, face squirming with layers of festering tentacles and sickly pimples. Along his body, gashes of what could be presumed as exposed puss, mixed with blood and liquid, soiled his jeans. His eyes were shut.
"Damn it kid." TheVirus sighed, turning away from him.
"Shouldn't have tried sneaking up on me."
The Invasion
The field was set.
FAB, the tyrannical FAB tyrant, and FireMario1, the tower of fireflower, met in the center stage. Bowing, they leapt away from each other, and the match began.
"Oh..my...god." FAB halted, staring at a motionless object on the ground, "A COIN!!!"
He jumped around with glee, snatching up the over-sized coin. FireMario watched, stupefied, but soon viewed on in amusement. After seconds of the Fabian dancing around with his shiny, new, funny-looking penny, he stopped, remembering that he was in the middle of a grudge match.
"Are you done?" Firemario asked. FAB nodded.
A purple fireball immersed FAB, enveloping him and the coin, before the two rocketed off at lightning speed. FireMario smirked.
"You think FIRE can hurt me? What do you think you'll accomplish? Hurting my pride?"
"No, your FACE." FAB screamed, stopping in a sudden jerk and raising the coin above him. He was floating just feet above FireMario, and bent as he slammed the over-sized penny over the firespinner's hat.
PFFEEWWRRIIUU!
A flash of light blinded FAB, and as he regained his sight, the coin was nowhere to be found. He began to break down into tears, sobbing and waltzing away into the corner.
"Looks like this fight's going to be a snap." said Luna, wielding her double-bladed sword. She stared at the arena, with FAB cowering the corner over severe depression, and FireMario who, through a most unpredictable series of events, had become a solid, wax trophy.
Devious thoughts played in her head.
"NOT SO FAST!!!" Came from the north.
A man with a weird-looking cannon on his arm appeared from out of nowhere, using FireMario's trophy-cased body as an armrest. He looked at Luna, shook his head disappointedly, and gazed at FireMario.
"I halp." he whispered, poking FireMario's head.
Another brilliant flash of light, and FireMario was free. There was no time for celebration as he shoved MVG aside, eyes targeting a pink blob that suddenly hovered into the arena after jumping from the stands.
"Mario, we are, in coherence with the plot, required to fight-OOF!" McKirby's voice was cut-off as a large object crushed him, his cigarette spilled onto the ground.
TheVirus's trophy, with a grey, unhealthy look to it, was standing proudly atop the fallen McJe-I mean, McKirby, who sparkled with light and turned into a trophy himself.
"Virus, how did YOU get here?" MVG coughed, recovering from the shock," You weren't even IN this chapter-!"
"I didn't want to be excluded." Virus murmured through his waxed, glued teeth. Somewhere in the stands, RabiesIsMe was cackling to himself, much to the irritation and odd-looks from those sitting next to him.
"Okay, LISTEN everybody. STOP DOING THE FLASHY-TROP-OOF!" Luna was crushed also, but not by a falling trophy, instead a giant, over-sized orb that resembled a ridiculously larger tennis ball bounced off of her, shooting away into the sky.
"Hey, did you hear something!?." a rumbling, godlike voice shouted, sending MVG to his knees while Luna flashed, becoming a trophy herself.
"Nope." another thunderous, booming voice answered.
"Mother-wha!?" Madvideogamer gasped. Somehow, everyone except himself, FAB, and FireMario had become trophies."
"Now, WAIT A MINUTE!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!!"
MadVideoGamer was panting, sweat beating from his face.
A pattern of six different lights flashed, six different figures appeared. In front of him: Luna, McKirby, FireMario1, FAB, TheVirus, and himself stood in front of him.
By this point, MVG had lost total sanity, opening a portal in the floor of the arena and falling in to his death.
"What's his problem?" the alternate universe version of MVG said. The others shrugged.
"Hey, we should unfreeze these guys." said FireMario, the rest agreeing.
As they unfroze the trophy-ridden victims, there were now two Lunas, two FireMario1s, two FABs, two Viruses, two McKirby's, and one living MVG.
"You fools," the Viruses said simultaneously, "We've been working for Subspace ALL ALONG!"
Wile the entire party was confused, one Virus held up a trophy of a giant purple cat, frozen in fear with it's eyes bulging. The other Virus unveiled his trophy gun, firing it directly into the alternate Luna's torso. She collapsed, sparkling the same magnificent white, and became a trophy.
The 8-man party was dumbfounded at this turn of events, but nonetheless took their battle positions. Luna, the most horrified, readied her double-ended sword, leveling it with the armed Virus's throat.
"So THAT'S where Purple's been!" she yelled in anger.
Two silhouetted figures leapt from the stage, eyeballing the spectacle. One was in green clothing, with a camouflaged army helment. The other had carnivorous teeth scraping against each other, and a giant blade that lowered into the first Virus's skull, making him drop the trophy gun.
While Tehnigma' feasted upon the first Virus's carcass, MVG-2 seized the opportunity and lifted the abandoned Trophy Cannon with his Portal Gun. The now 10-man party (2 FireMarios, TwoFABs, TwoMcKirbys, One Luna, One MVG, and CaptainChip) prepared to battle, with the petrified Luna's trophy and TheVirus's half-eaten corpse before them. TehNigma collapsed, turning into a trophy as the Virus's super-AIDS entered his cell systems.
Slinging PurpleCat's trophy on his back, the Virus cackled at the opportunity to collect more trophies. He glared evilly at the Luna trophy, but Luna stood in front of her.
"YOU WON'T HAVE HER!" she yelled, unholstering a Beretta from her...left ear.
The McKirbys grabbed their respectively colored beam sabers to distinguish each other, the FireMario's charged up two Fireballs, CaptainChip pulled out an AK-47, and TehNigma steadied his giant butcher knife that had cleaved the Virus's head in two.
"Fine then, bitch, I'll-"
"WAIT JUST A SECOND!" CaptainChip stopped the scene, turning to face Luna, "You're a GIRL!!!"
A fleshy bulge appeared on the blue dog's forehead, and with a furious grit of her teeth the words "yes" spun out.
Something began to irritate her nether regions.
Chip began poking between her legs with the barrel of his gun.
In a flashy, impossible display of speed, Luna tackled Chip, barreling him to the floor. The blades of her weapon swung together, forming a U-shaped weapon. She stabbed it like a fork around Chip's head, pinning him to the ground.
"Touch me there again and see what happens." she threatened.
He did so.
To avoid a bloody death scene, Luna sliced off CaptainChip's head quickly, to the horror of the audience. Seconds before gore appeared, Chip's body flashed, and as expected, there was a spanking new CaptainChip trophy sitting behind Luna, his flag was at his side.
TheVirus stared emotionlessly.
"WAIT JUST A SECOND!!!!" came a third voice from the crowd.
A blue-jacketed man, gripping a grenade-assessed M16 in his arms, leapt from the crowd, somersaulting and landing on Luna's head. He kicked off, sending her tumbling into the group, and landed on his feet, crouching by CaptainChip's side.
He poked Chip's flag, an outstanding flash occurred, blinding everyone, as the Captain was brought back to life, an upgraded, more modern AK in his hands. Rageblood nodded.
"I've revived you somehow-" he shrugged, not caring, "Now follow my lead. ATTACH TEH' DOG!"
"Yes sir!" Chip followed obediently.
A fire hose of gunfire sprayed over Luna, she rolled and the bullets peppered FireMario2, he collapsed in a scarlet puddle.
As she fled from the two gun-wielding maniacs, she could hear the two laughing "LOOLOLOLOOL" as the continued their onslaught. She ducked behind Luna-2's trophy, cursing as the trophy absorbed shots that would have plugged themselves in her stomach.
Out of everyone's line of vision, TheVirus signaled a pair of robotic ROBs to hover down. They waved him off as he conjured a bomb, a Subspace bomb shaped like an Oreo Cookie, and watched as their hands and wrists thrusted into it's outer sockets, initiating it's timer.
"YARGH!" CaptainChip screamed, aiming a spare RPG pick-up at Luna-2's trophy. Th rocket hissed through the air with a trail of smoke, and exploded upon contact. The Luna trophy went flying, TheVirus' lower left hand caught it in it's travel through the air, and he slung it along his back also.
In her place, the original Luna trophy appeared.
CaptainChip and Rageblood high-fived. As he examined her, Chip began examining her nether regions again, still confused as ever.
"She has fur, her ears aren't blue, and she is BALD. It doesn't make ANY sense!" he said innocently, Rageblood chuckling.
"I. Am. Going. To. Kick. Your. Asses." Luna tried to speak through her melted, wax teeth, though she was barely audible.
"Well...back to business at hand. VIRUS YOU TWO-TIMING CO-"
"Welp, it's been fun foolish Brawlers. However, I do have a schedule, so I. AM. OUT OF HERE!!!" TheVirus proclaimed. On his back was Lunas 1 and 2 and PurpleCat, in his left hands were FireMario2 and Tehnigma', and in his lower right hand was the desecrated newly-created trophy of his present-universe self.
Sprinting, the Virus leapt off the Arena, using his profound calling system to summon a pair of ROBs to his side. His upper right hand clutched one, infecting it, and as he rode on it, he grabbed and infected the other one. The two ROBS fused into a small trophy cart, big enough for all six new trophies and the Virus to ride in.
"Say, guys!" Rabies called from the stands, "I think the bomb is about to-"
WRRAGGHH!!!!
A giant plant dropped into the arena, crushing all of the present Brawlers except for McKirby who was sent rocketing into the skyline with 133% damage, and Rageblood.
"BROTHER!" Ruby screamed, jumping into the arena. She spotted her poor brother, unable to trophize due to the plant's immense weight, squirming as pain racked his body..
"Ruby, we have to GO!" Rageblood tugged her, dialing a code into his cellphone, There's nothing we can do right now!"
"BUT MY BROTHER!" she cried. A pistol fell into her hands.
"Take this and cover me!" Rageblood ordered.
As she took potshots at the plant's stems, a helicopter piloted by none other than Tony Macaroni himself. Rageblood snatched Ruby by the arm and pulled her into the chopper, exerting a cry of pain as she did so before hopping into the choppah.
"Bitch!" he shouted, 'She FUCKING BIT ME!"
"Is it a love mark?" Tony jested, as Rageblood sat in the passenger seat and shot him a devilish glare.
"Asshole. She's 13 for crying out loud!" he retorted, snapping his attention to the situation below.
"CHIP!!!" she ignored him, watching as Chip was continuously crushed by the plant.
A shockwave shook the choppah, explosions rippled along the edge of the arena, the plane combusted into flames and anything there was indefinitely obliterated by the blast.
A purple nexus now enveloped the arena.
"Things look bad down there." Tony pointed toward the sphere, Rageblood grimaced. In the back, Ruby's face was buried in her hands, rivers of water streamed down her face and onto the floor.
FWMP.
The choppah rocked, diving slightly..
"Woah."
"What is it." asked Rage.
"I don't know, readings say we're carrying too much weight."
----Elsewhere----
"MUTAFUCKU!!!!!" TheVirus shrieked, blasting the attacker with a blast of green viral biology.
A teen with a green headband collapsed before him, face squirming with layers of festering tentacles and sickly pimples. Along his body, gashes of what could be presumed as exposed puss, mixed with blood and liquid, soiled his jeans. His eyes were shut.
"Damn it kid." TheVirus sighed, turning away from him.
"Shouldn't have tried sneaking up on me."