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Post by Ele Mantel on Nov 4, 2008 11:21:01 GMT -5
an dis bitch walk up to me an i be like 'bitch what u want?!!!!!!!!!1' an she like 'i fuk u up homes' so i stab her an get me sum french fries an i eat dem an dey were gud then my homy rabies cum up an be like 'YO WASSSSSAAAAP' so im liek 'hi' an we go on an adventur
were walkin throgu the forest of magnitud an we se firemario an we spit on him bekuz hes gay so we keep walkin an we cum across dis tree an we like 'FUCK' an i spawn a supa ax an we destroy da tree an we eat it bekuz were real men den we se a guy
TO BE CONTINUED
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Post by CaptainChip on Nov 4, 2008 12:08:28 GMT -5
In before angreh comments.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2008 18:41:07 GMT -5
I have no clue why, but this is extremely funny.
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Post by deadlaw on Nov 6, 2008 14:52:06 GMT -5
an dis bitch walk up to me an i be like 'bitch what u want?!!!!!!!!!1' an she like 'i fuk u up homes' so i stab her an get me sum french fries an i eat dem an dey were gud then my homy rabies cum up an be like 'YO WASSSSSAAAAP' so im liek 'hi' an we go on an adventur were walkin throgu the forest of magnitud an we se firemario an we spit on him bekuz hes gay so we keep walkin an we cum across dis tree an we like 'FUCK' an i spawn a supa ax an we destroy da tree an we eat it bekuz were real men den we se a guy TO BE CONTINUED that made me lol ;D |
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Post by rabiesisme on Nov 6, 2008 14:55:28 GMT -5
Haven't you done this like twice before?
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Post by madvideogamer on Nov 6, 2008 16:02:06 GMT -5
I like the Erotiture better than this, also include Rabies in more Eroticure.
Also.
That's Elementell, Rabies. You should know better.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Nov 6, 2008 22:54:41 GMT -5
Haven't you done this like twice before? Yes well I have never continued any of them. This one with have a powerful protagonist and a extremely loathing antagonist. Just you wait and see. |
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Post by firemario on Nov 7, 2008 8:04:10 GMT -5
se firemario an we spit on him bekuz hes gay AY MN IM GUN KUM OVER THER AN FUK U UP SUN. |
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Post by ProDuce on Nov 7, 2008 12:11:17 GMT -5
LOLWUT? O-O
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Post by Ele Mantel on Feb 1, 2009 9:55:41 GMT -5
da gy was mcj an we sed hi but den he blew us up so i gt pised and i hurt him bad den i spawned us sum icecream cause icecream is gud anyway rabies dies of aids and i cry so i get up an i shov my dik in his mouth and he enjoys it wun last time an he dies and i so sad so i had sekx wit fm1 and we had buttbabies an i named dem fredward.
TO BE CONTINUED
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Post by firemario on Feb 1, 2009 11:23:40 GMT -5
BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO
MORE
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Post by Ele Mantel on Feb 1, 2009 12:07:06 GMT -5
u thik dis is eazy?!?!?!!!!!  ? it tok me 2 monts an 4 weks to right dis!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Ele Mantel on Feb 3, 2009 1:15:15 GMT -5
Chapter 3: Fredward.
Today was a very important day in the chapters of my life, you see as I stated in earlier recordings of this novel that I had intercouse with Firemario, and had a beautiful, shining boy, named Fredward.
I loved him inefinetly, as I tried to grow closer to him, he moved farther away from me, you see.
Firemario left me a couple weeks ago, he stated his life just wasn't... complete with me in it. As you may have guessed, my heart was completly crushed under the weight of those words, the undermining feeling of a love being torn from your life, like the keystone of a arch.
He is what completed me, he made my life worth living, but alas I would have to find someone new, for he loved me not, and I shal die loving him.
I had to find another, I couldn't live my life in the shallows of sadness and dispair. I didn't want to join the lonely hearts club of life, I couldn't take it.
The worst part isn't here yet.
I lost custody of Fredward.
I fought and fought in court, but seeing as how FM is was the one who actually conseved the baby, I couldn't see him, and FM asked for me to never see him again, and that one wish I owed him, my final peice, trying to spark love in his heart once more, but, it did no good, he took Fredward and left me to my pain.
I cried I moaned I weaped I ached, but it made no difference, but then I found another, one much more beautiful than firemario, his name was Paco arribas gonzalez, and he was pefect. His eyes, his eyes were that of deep pools of intelligence, and curiosity. His voice was deep, and amazing, every time he spoke, I couldn't breathe. His skin was so soft, brown, and velvet. Whenever he touched my hand, my heart skipped a beat, and ever since we kissed, I knew we were in love.
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Post by rabiesisme on Feb 3, 2009 10:53:08 GMT -5
I can't pinpoint it, but this lost its magic somewhere.
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Post by Hat Salesman on Feb 3, 2009 15:21:57 GMT -5
Fucking Spaniards.
Reason for Editing: CUZ I CAN
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Post by Ele Mantel on Feb 3, 2009 16:15:23 GMT -5
chapter 15 (i tink)
so paco was liek bish go get me sum chikkin an im like no so he beat me an i cried an called da cops but then got busted fo having drugs den i went to court and went to jail 4 lyfe for rape and murder on 374 conts dat sux i no but after the lyfe sentence was up i left an new wat i had to do i had to kil paco
emd
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Post by jallo on Feb 3, 2009 22:19:05 GMT -5
yo dis shit is fukkin amazng how da fuk you think it cuz i thot i dont bang wit u no mo but fuk yo u prove me wrong fo sho
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Post by McJesus on Feb 3, 2009 23:24:57 GMT -5
I can't pinpoint it, but this lost its magic somewhere. It was alright until he wrote "so i was chillin rite" |
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Post by Elementell on Mar 8, 2009 15:36:51 GMT -5
den i killed paco
EL FIN
Requesting lock.
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