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Post by firemario on Dec 26, 2008 15:06:12 GMT -5
This is the main I CAN REVIEW THINGS thread. If you have anything of any entertainment value, whether it be games, music albums, or the dump you took on Tuesday! Firemario Reviews: Wiifit!Oh, Nintendo. What is this you bring us? You've brought us titles like Mario and Zelda, and even WiiSports. Now, a few months ago, you gave us a "video game" on how to take care of yourself? What is this bullshit? This isn't a game, it's a workout video! My god, I've played this game for about an hour today, and I have to say that this is one of the coolest goddamn games I have ever played. To get this out of the way, I am 50+ pounds overweight. Yeah, in case I haven't told you myself before, I am fat. Quite fat. I don't exercise, which is probably why I am so obese. But, WiiFit made me move. For Christmas, my mom somehow found this, and gave it so the whole family could use. I am always the first to use anything video game related, so I tore it open. I pulled out the hefty Balance Board, and got started. The game told me I was fat. *emo* Anyways, I started playing, and my GOD. These workouts were fun! By the time I was done playing just a few rounds of Hula Hoops, I was sweating. And I was having a blast. The balance games are enjoyable, and even the running courses, which all you do is run, is FUN TO DO. TL;DR version: A fat kid played WiiFit, and had fun doing it. I reccommend that if you have a Wii, can find WiiFit in stores, and need to get more workouts in the future, check this one out. I've set a goal to lose 15 pounds in a month. I wonder if I can pull that off. It's okay, because I got CHUCK NORRIS THROWING ME HULA HOOPS. Score: 8.5/10
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Post by Ele Mantel on Dec 26, 2008 15:12:40 GMT -5
OHMYGODDON'TFORGETTHE[GAMES]TAGOMGOMGOGMSKJGDJAsfDHGAsfHDFHAGSfd
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Post by rabiesisme on Dec 26, 2008 15:14:38 GMT -5
Can you please make this so everyone can review shit? We don't need a dozen "*name* reviews" threads :l
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Post by Deadly Virus on Dec 26, 2008 16:54:16 GMT -5
This shit took me months to finally get. It's sold out EVERYWHERE ASJKFHSDFJHSDHGFDS
It also told me I was fat :c
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Post by benavides20 on Dec 27, 2008 22:00:38 GMT -5
wait can we make this the review thread?
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Post by firemario on Dec 28, 2008 17:26:15 GMT -5
Can you please make this so everyone can review shit? We don't need a dozen "*name* reviews" threads :l K wait can we make this the review thread? K
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Post by rabiesisme on Dec 28, 2008 17:29:17 GMT -5
Great! Here's my review of Super Mario Galaxy:
Fuck. Yeah. 9.5/10
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Post by Aperaptor on Jan 2, 2009 0:09:38 GMT -5
Castle Crashers
9/10
I would have included a long follow-up but my motivation was lost.
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Post by ghost on Jan 2, 2009 0:30:32 GMT -5
Great! Here's my review of Super Mario Galaxy: Fuck. Yeah. 9.5/10 Pfft. Fanboy.
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Post by destructin on Jan 2, 2009 0:33:10 GMT -5
Great! Here's my review of Super Mario Galaxy: Fuck. Yeah. 9.5/10 Pfft. Fanboy. A fanboy would actually make a review like this "100000000000000000000000000000000000/10 THIS GAME IS THE BEST EVER, MARIO RULES!!!!!111111111111"
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Post by McJesus on Jan 9, 2009 6:00:35 GMT -5
Got me the orange box for Xbawks. Not as classy as the PC version but whatever Half Life 2Mad cat; 9.5/10 Great friggin game, but I always notice faults and HL2 certainly had 'em here and there. HL2: Episode 1Pretty cool; 8/10 Playing more HL2 was delicious but it was too damn short! guhguhguh HL2: Episode 2Damn cool! 9/10 This one was lovely for 3 reasons, I'll put spoiler tags for anyone who's yet to play. (Again, short but makes me anticipate moar.. Muscle car! HELL YEAH! Using the Magnusson device gave me such pleasure when killing Striders! (running over hunters also cool once you figure it out) OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOD APERTURE SCIIIIIIIIIIENCE PortalHell yeah! Cake/10 Team Funktress 2..I haven't set up XBL yet. : < ?/10
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on Jan 9, 2009 8:37:17 GMT -5
Got me the orange box for Xbawks. Not as classy as the PC version but whatever Half Life 2Mad cat; 9.5/10 Great friggin game, but I always notice faults and HL2 certainly had 'em here and there. HL2: Episode 1Pretty cool; 8/10 Playing more HL2 was delicious but it was too damn short! guhguhguh HL2: Episode 2Damn cool! 9/10 This one was lovely for 3 reasons, I'll put spoiler tags for anyone who's yet to play. (Again, short but makes me anticipate moar.. Muscle car! HELL YEAH! Using the Magnusson device gave me such pleasure when killing Striders! (running over hunters also cool once you figure it out) OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOD APERTURE SCIIIIIIIIIIENCE PortalHell yeah! Cake/10 Team Funktress 2..I haven't set up XBL yet. : < ?/10 Coulda got the PC version. You don't have to pay for your PC updates.
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Post by Psibat on Jan 9, 2009 10:39:06 GMT -5
It also told me I was fat :c It told me I was just into the overweight thing when it looked as though it was just in average (or something) lol but keep in mind I played it after a massive christmas meal so yeah I was bound to be slightly over weight... I better go check what it says I am now xD Oh btw my Wii Fit age is 15 and I'm 14 whats yours?
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Post by McJesus on Jan 10, 2009 3:46:03 GMT -5
Coulda got the PC version. You don't have to pay for your PC updates. PC wasn't an option for me, 360 was. It was either wait to play HL2 and Portal or play it now and well I had the money.
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Post by benavides20 on Jan 10, 2009 4:35:47 GMT -5
Team fortress 2: how can i put this hmmmmm ONE OF THE BEST GAMES EVER, you may get turned off by its cartoon fasion but the unique game play and crazy classes and updates that will keep you on your toes it is a must buy!
(ill do bioshock and css later)
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Post by McJesus on Jan 10, 2009 5:04:44 GMT -5
ohmygod bioshock
that was great
9/10 the ending somehow felt.. idunno wrong. kind of left me sitting there like '..thats it?' :<
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Post by Gront on Jan 10, 2009 8:22:06 GMT -5
Well, McJ, Bioshock 2 is coming out this year...
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Post by McJesus on Jan 10, 2009 8:43:35 GMT -5
A second one? Hot damn. Still, it felt a little empty to me.
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Post by Gront on Jan 10, 2009 10:39:06 GMT -5
A second one? Hot damn. Still, it felt a little empty to me. You wanna feel empty? Watch the trailer for the second one:
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Post by Grimscott on Jan 10, 2009 12:25:41 GMT -5
A second one? Hot damn. Still, it felt a little empty to me. You wanna feel empty? Watch the trailer for the second one: It still has my attention though. :c You wanna feel empty? Try being one of the poor bastards who want Duke Nukem Forever.
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Post by CaptainChip on Jan 10, 2009 12:37:21 GMT -5
You wanna feel empty? Watch the trailer for the second one: It still has my attention though. :c You wanna feel empty? Try being one of the poor bastards who want Duke Nukem Forever. Duke Nukem team ideas: THIS IS GOING TO BE AN AWESOME GAME, I CAN TELL.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Jan 10, 2009 12:37:26 GMT -5
You wanna feel empty? Watch the trailer for the second one: It still has my attention though. :c You wanna feel empty? Try being one of the poor bastards who want Duke Nukem Forever. Don't even start talking about that. I'll burst into tears.
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Post by Dognapalm on Jan 10, 2009 13:02:27 GMT -5
Mirror's Edge for Pee Ess Three It's a very open game, stringing together jumping, wallrunning and climbing. Suprisingly, what you do for most of the game is run and jump, with a bit of shooting too (although a trophy can be earnt for completing the game without firing a weapon). The story is the average "Someone got set up, clear their name", so that's not very unique. Also 10 levels aren't very long, so it'll take a short time to complete. Time trials and speedruns add to the replay to the game. A lot of replay value.
Price: 40 pounds Value: 30 pounds
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Post by Gront on Jan 12, 2009 15:04:36 GMT -5
Mirror's Edge for Pee Ess Three ... Price: 40 pounds Value: 30 pounds Dude, they're charging you 40 pounds for Mirrors Edge? I got it here in the States for $60 (which is I think about what you valued it as). Wonderful game, though. Haven't finished it yet, but I love it so far.
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Post by Dognapalm on Jan 12, 2009 16:20:16 GMT -5
Mirror's Edge for Pee Ess Three ... Price: 40 pounds Value: 30 pounds Dude, they're charging you 40 pounds for Mirrors Edge? I got it here in the States for $60 (which is I think about what you valued it as). Wonderful game, though. Haven't finished it yet, but I love it so far. Yeah I quite like it too. Anyway with the dip in conversion rates now it's a matter of time before a dollar equals 1 pence. And the taxes are ridiculous over here. Everything costs more. Also just reached half way point in Bioshock. Where you... Find out Atlas isn't Atlas Don't know whether to do SSHD next or Burnout Paradise...
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Post by Psibat on Jan 17, 2009 12:07:33 GMT -5
Mirror's Edge for Pee Ess Three It's a very open game, stringing together jumping, wallrunning and climbing. Suprisingly, what you do for most of the game is run and jump, with a bit of shooting too (although a trophy can be earnt for completing the game without firing a weapon). The story is the average "Someone got set up, clear their name", so that's not very unique. Also 10 levels aren't very long, so it'll take a short time to complete. Time trials and speedruns add to the replay to the game. A lot of replay value.
Price: 40 pounds Value: 30 pounds Lol pwned I got it for £19.99 there was a sale on at game I've completed it within like 3 days and I did it without shooting a single enemy too!
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Post by madvideogamer on Jan 17, 2009 12:34:09 GMT -5
There's an evil and good ending to Bioshock, McJesus.
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Post by Gront on Jan 17, 2009 16:39:03 GMT -5
I'm still working on the evil ending. Is it cool?
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Post by madvideogamer on Jan 17, 2009 16:40:04 GMT -5
You kill little girls, do you think it would be good?
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Post by Gront on Jan 17, 2009 16:43:51 GMT -5
(shrugs) maybe...
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