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Post by destructin on Mar 16, 2009 22:59:56 GMT -5
I wanted to do one so.. Your some dude Now do some fun stuff.
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Post by Grimscott on Mar 16, 2009 23:01:04 GMT -5
Devour the text to gain it's powers!
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Post by destructin on Mar 16, 2009 23:05:50 GMT -5
you Devoured the text, you now have MAJICK POWAH!!
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Post by McJesus on Mar 16, 2009 23:19:53 GMT -5
put a batman mask on and roll around on the floor
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Post by destructin on Mar 16, 2009 23:27:43 GMT -5
put a batman mask on and roll around on the floor You put batman mask on, you roll until you reach the end of a cliff what will you do now?
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Post by Grimscott on Mar 16, 2009 23:31:50 GMT -5
Flap your arms with all the strength of a local wombat.
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Post by destructin on Mar 16, 2009 23:40:59 GMT -5
Flap your arms with all the strength of a local wombat. You flap your arms until you go up again, thanks to MAJICK POWAH!! You then find a little girl with balloon
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Post by McJesus on Mar 16, 2009 23:41:48 GMT -5
you say 'hey thats a swell balloon i wonder where she got that' and she tells you
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Post by destructin on Mar 16, 2009 23:53:42 GMT -5
Sadly you can't talk, but she tells you anyway. She got it from that castke over there.
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Post by Grimscott on Mar 17, 2009 0:00:17 GMT -5
Skedaddle before the Spanish Inquisition comes.
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Post by destructin on Mar 17, 2009 0:15:23 GMT -5
Skedaddle before the Spanish Inquisition comes. I don't know what that means, but you eventually go into the castle, with little girl bieng your new companion. You then meet hungry Dragon, and is ready to devour you whole!
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Post by McJesus on Mar 17, 2009 0:17:26 GMT -5
ask the hungry dragon for directions to the balloon via interpretive dance
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Post by destructin on Mar 17, 2009 0:52:37 GMT -5
ask the hungry dragon for directions to the balloon via interpretive dance after awesome interpretive dance, he says he will only tell you where swell balloon is after you give him Amazing cheeseburger, which is located in a italian restaurant full with mafia mobs. What will you do?
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Post by Grimscott on Mar 17, 2009 0:56:16 GMT -5
Unleash the little girl's untapped psychic powers upon the mob fiends.
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Post by destructin on Mar 17, 2009 1:14:24 GMT -5
Unleash the little girl's untapped psychic powers upon the mob fiends. Sadly, little girl didn't have such powers. You both are now tied up in restaurant's freezer.
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Post by McJesus on Mar 17, 2009 1:17:41 GMT -5
remind the muscle guy that you had a hat
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Post by destructin on Mar 17, 2009 1:24:31 GMT -5
remind the muscle guy that you had a hat Since you couldn't communicate with muscle guy, he keeps the hat for his greedy self.
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Post by Grimscott on Mar 17, 2009 1:27:16 GMT -5
Get really angry and unleash BROOKLYN RAGE upon his sorry butt. And everyone else's sorry butt. 'Cept the little girl's, of course.
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Post by destructin on Mar 17, 2009 1:39:36 GMT -5
Get really angry and unleash BROOKLYN RAGE upon his sorry butt. And everyone else's sorry butt. 'Cept the little girl's, of course. Thanks to MAJICK POWAH!! you successfully unleashed BROOKLYN RAGE. You then kick muscle guy's booty into delicious pudding. you recieve your hat back, making BROOKLYN RAGE twice as strong sunglasses guy comes, his sunglasses coolness makes you not want to attack him. What now?
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Post by McJesus on Mar 17, 2009 1:43:56 GMT -5
challenge him to a skate-off and promptly do a sweet triple heelflip over him
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Post by destructin on Mar 17, 2009 1:56:53 GMT -5
challenge him to a skate-off and promptly do a sweet triple heelflip over him Because you lack skateboarding skills, you bail and hit sunglasses guy with the board, killing him, turning him into delicious pudding, his cool sunglasses are on the floor. you also lose BROOKLYN RAGE and your MAJICK POWAH!! wears off for a while, but you still have hat powers. All of the sudden guy with gun comes, what now?
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Post by Grimscott on Mar 17, 2009 2:03:20 GMT -5
Try to teach him how to curve the path of the bullet when he fires it and then pimp smack his stupid self for actually thinking that would work.
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Post by Gront on Mar 17, 2009 2:04:22 GMT -5
Point out (through hand gestures) that he's just compensating for having a small penis with the gun that there is delicious pudding at his feet.
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Post by McJesus on Mar 17, 2009 2:13:18 GMT -5
Point out (through hand gestures) that he's just compensating for having a small penis with the gun that there is delicious pudding at his feet. No you fool! You wait until he draws something and then you suggest something! Me and grim have clearly been taking turns SO YOU WAIT.
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Post by destructin on Mar 17, 2009 2:14:16 GMT -5
Try to teach him how to curve the path of the bullet when he fires it and then pimp smack his stupid self for actually thinking that would work. You teach him that, and smack him, turning him into pudding, thanks to the powers of the hat. You then wear cool sunglasses, making you twice as strong. Now what?
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Post by Gront on Mar 17, 2009 2:28:28 GMT -5
Put the pudding in the hat for later. Then leave with the girl still tied to the chair. Point out (through hand gestures) that he's just compensating for having a small penis with the gun that there is delicious pudding at his feet. No you fool! You wait until he draws something and then you suggest something! Me and grim have clearly been taking turns SO YOU WAIT. Sorry, when I started writing the post, she hadn't posted yet.
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Post by McJesus on Mar 17, 2009 2:29:38 GMT -5
Go up the the guy at the desk/bar/overturned vending machine and have a staring contest.
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Post by destructin on Mar 17, 2009 2:40:31 GMT -5
Go up the the guy at the desk/bar/overturned vending machine and have a staring contest. You both have a staring contest, after a while he blinks, and loses, now what?
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Post by McJesus on Mar 17, 2009 2:51:43 GMT -5
find out where the amazing cheeseburger is. make him talk.
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Post by Spawner on Mar 17, 2009 3:18:18 GMT -5
And shoot lazorz out of your sunglasses if he doesn't talk.
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