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Post by Deadly Virus on May 24, 2009 7:07:04 GMT -5
Offer the little girl as a slave in exchange for the balloon
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Post by Bulet on May 24, 2009 10:41:07 GMT -5
Mate with the girl, making her pregnant, then leave her in front of the giant's door, making him a father, thus making him fall into depression and kill him self, letting go of the balloon. Then retrieve the girl, tell her to abort, and pick up baloon.
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Post by destructin on May 24, 2009 13:03:37 GMT -5
You try to give Angry Caveman little girl as a slave for exchange of the balloon. He throws the finger to you.
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Post by Bulet on May 24, 2009 13:05:14 GMT -5
Mate with the caveman.
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Post by Deadly Virus on May 24, 2009 15:09:26 GMT -5
Search around for any heavy weapons that you could use against the caveman
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Post by drychris1337 on May 24, 2009 15:35:27 GMT -5
Go Rambo Chuck Norris on his ass
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Post by rabiesisme on May 24, 2009 15:48:17 GMT -5
Pretend, and believe, the cane is a machine gun, and hold the caveman at gunpoint, shouting things like "YOU WANNA DIE, HUH? YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE?! COME ON, GIVE ME A REASON." while you force him on the ground and threaten to execute him if he doesn't hand over the balloon.
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Post by Kromax on May 25, 2009 14:22:41 GMT -5
Offer the girl as a sex slave, than kill them while they mate.
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Post by Gront on May 25, 2009 18:11:18 GMT -5
Duck. The dragon should be realizing right about now that his burger had no cheese on it. He should take out his rage on the first thing he sees, which, if you're ducking, shouldn't be you.
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Post by destructin on Dec 28, 2009 19:28:59 GMT -5
Duck. The dragon should be realizing right about now that his burger had no cheese on it. He should take out his rage on the first thing he sees, which, if you're ducking, shouldn't be you. The Dragon got into mad fury and obliterated Angry Caveman. The Balloon went up to the ceiling, where you cannot reach. Angry Cavemen has been turned into Spicy taco Sauce. Now what will you do? (Back on track guys )
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Post by Kromax on Dec 28, 2009 19:31:06 GMT -5
Consume the Taco Sauce and then Force jump to the balloon
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Post by drychris1337 on Dec 28, 2009 19:39:51 GMT -5
Eat the taco sauce and use the spicyness to propel yourself up to the ceiling so you can obtain the ballon...
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Post by destructin on Dec 28, 2009 19:56:22 GMT -5
Because you both basically said the same thing. You eat the taco sauce making you into a JALAPENO MASTAH With obtained powers, you force jump into the ceiling. When you almost got the swell balloon. SUPER MAD DRAGON comes and tackles you away from your prize. the swell balloon is now on Amazingly Tall Tree. You will now battle SUPER MAD DRAGON.
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Post by drychris1337 on Dec 28, 2009 19:59:51 GMT -5
Invert the dragon's powers so he breathes ice. Then use your JALAPENO MASTAH powers to defeat the dragon. Then use his corpse to reach to the balloon.
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Post by Candy Biu on Dec 28, 2009 20:15:11 GMT -5
Using your MAGICK HAT POWAHS, give the little girl UNBRIDLED PSYCHIC POWAH.
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Post by Hat Salesman on Dec 28, 2009 22:22:15 GMT -5
That burger was colored only in non-canon! That may not be a lettuce, but Swiss cheese!
Admonish dragon for foolishness.
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Post by destructin on Dec 28, 2009 22:49:09 GMT -5
You have given the dragon to breathe ice instead of fire. You are now ready to unleash the ultimate move the heaven would not permit on this poor dragon. With your slick sunglasses and handsome top hat, you unleash the power of JALAPENO MASTAH. Sadly, you used it all up on that force jump, so instead you convert little girl into little girl with physic powers. With her physic powers, she tries to defeat SUPER MAD DRAGON, but fails to do so because her physic powers are weak at the moment, thus throwing a rock at the dragon and doing nothing.
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Post by Gront on Dec 28, 2009 23:05:51 GMT -5
Eat the girl's eyes, as they are clearly the source of her powers.
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Post by Candy Biu on Dec 29, 2009 0:59:55 GMT -5
Make a tactical retreat that the little girl may level up and gain more power.
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Post by destructin on Dec 29, 2009 1:19:45 GMT -5
You rather not poke her eyes out. But try to discuss with her a tactical retreat. but she denies and screams at you that we must not retreat until the dragon has been defeated and yells some other weird stuff. What now? Attachments:
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Post by Negative on Dec 29, 2009 2:05:06 GMT -5
Shoot her for mutiny, then consume her soul as payment. Then tackle dragon with new found physic/jalapeno powers.
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Post by Kromax on Dec 29, 2009 2:45:29 GMT -5
The Dragon is obviously an optical illusion due to food poisoning from Taco Sauce , take the girl on your back and force jump to a branch on the tree, and begin to climb
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Post by destructin on Dec 29, 2009 20:24:57 GMT -5
You don't have a gun, and you wouldn't kill your buddy just for physic powers. The dragon also tells you that he is as real as it gets and is ready to destroy every fiber of your body. What now?
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Post by Elementell on Dec 29, 2009 20:36:32 GMT -5
COMBAT OPPERANDI: CAT IN THE HAT
Yeah we're going to say the girl's name is cat because it's clever and fitting.
Anyway, toss your hat up into the air, disguising the dragon from seeing the girl who is hidden inside it. Then say THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS, LETS DO THIS, YOU LITTLE BITCH. Distracted, the dragon rears up to attack you as you dodge roll behind a rock. By this point the girl is on top of the dragon. She uses her psychic powers to remove a spike from his back, then impails him with it saying a really hard boiled line. Make sure cat and your main guy both have srs business faces.
[line] Or if you don't want to do that, just use your magic powaz to make a hole in the earth's crust sending him down into the earth's outer core, all the pressure of the mantle and the heat will dispose of him quickly.
[line4] Or do an idiotic suggestion and dance or something
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Post by drychris1337 on Dec 29, 2009 20:46:18 GMT -5
Try making the dragon forget why he's angry at you. He'll be friendly and thus, help you get to the balloon.
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Post by destructin on Dec 29, 2009 21:57:49 GMT -5
little girl says her name is Susan, but you still continue the COMBAT OPPERANDI: CAT IN THE HAT. You make her wear the hat and throw her up in the air, and she lands on the back of the dragon. You can't distract him by insulting him, so you do the most amazing interpretive dance you have ever done, thus distracting him. With the powers of the Handsome TopHat, she is able to impale the dragon with his own spike, and then she yells out "You are a dumb doo-doo head!" you then both do some srs bsns faic. Sadly, while you both were too busy showing off how srs you were, the dragon ate you both whole. You are now inside the dragon, now what?
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Post by Kromax on Dec 29, 2009 22:02:56 GMT -5
Explode
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Post by rabiesisme on Dec 29, 2009 22:08:04 GMT -5
do some goddamn spelunking
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Post by destructin on Dec 29, 2009 22:17:11 GMT -5
Exploding might cause death to the dragon, but it will kill you also, so you rather not. as fun as it sounds to explore some dragon intestines, it is too dark to see. Attachments:
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Post by Elementell on Dec 29, 2009 22:21:42 GMT -5
Pull a pinochio and start a fire in his mouth, making him sneeze.
But use your magic powaz to wire a ton of C4 in his stomach first so you can get your baloon from him after you get out.
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