Post by ghost on May 15, 2009 19:39:34 GMT -5
(Not What You Think)
A bomb has been strapped to your chest/waist. It is set to blow in 25 seconds and you're only comfort is that a sticky note has been set to your pe-
Pelvis. It says:
No matter what your power, you CANNOT remove the bomb with your own hands (this is literal, your HANDS or CLAWS cannot scratch or tear it off no matter how strong you are). You cannot DEFUSE the bomb. (Hacker will fail, Virus will fail). You cannot COPY someone else as each and every bomb must be defused in a different way. (If Persona A figures out the clue provided in this pic, Person B cannot do it in the same way.) And you CANNOT survive it, for the bomb has been specially crafted to divide by zero and nullify anything within a 10-mile range.
(If one of your characters dies in ANY one of these events, you may simply use another character and attempt to escape the current event or wait for the NEXT event.)
Methods Of Removal Thus Far: (You CANNOT do any of these)
- Wetting yourself and putting out the bomb's flames. (CaptainChip)
- Having someone else's hands take the bomb off FOR you. (McJesus/Gaps)
- Melting the bomb with your own bodily fluids or vomit (Destructin/Vomit Man)
- Discovering an IOU where the bomb should be placed. (DryChris1337)
- Turning the bomb into a cake, and dividing the sum of cake times Portal thus equaling a non-existent bomb. (Wakka Wakka Bullet/Pencil Man/Artist?)
- Freezing the bomb (Ice Lizard/danyllama)
- Turning into a bunch of atoms. (Fitchy)
- Shifting your liquid self out of the bomb and throwing it an orphanage far away. (Grent)
- Sliding the bomb out from under yourself through the use of an explosive gel. (dognapalm)
- Teleported OUT OF THE bomb. (Quickfeet/Rabies)
FAILED methods of removal/survival thus far:
- Breaking the timer itself by cutting the strings, however, cutting the wires of a bomb generally is an attempt to DEFUSE it, therefore, the bomb itself explodes regardless, except you die even faster than what the timer alloted. (Kromax)
- Falling down a building. Let's face it, you didn't even try to defuse it and you were one of TWO people who had an OBVIOUS way to get out of this. (MadVideoGamer/MVG)
- You followed the clue, but what did you do afterwards? Kissing your ass wouldn't make the bomb just magically float, you'd have to find something INSIDE of yourself in order to find the key to your destiny. (Psibat)
- You removed the bomb with your own hands. (Hawshman)
Announcement: I want that crazy Jamaican robot in here, somebody make Balto aware of this thread. And Grim, and Ruby, and PlayaPlaya, and old people who have probably changed their names by now. As many people as we can salvage.
This is an ongoing event/plot/story. It will progress through "events" I post once a certain number of people have passed, although now it will rely on the people who have already participated, and each event is described through pictures while individual character "stories" are updated each time.
EVENT CLOSED
A bomb has been strapped to your chest/waist. It is set to blow in 25 seconds and you're only comfort is that a sticky note has been set to your pe-
Pelvis. It says:
No matter what your power, you CANNOT remove the bomb with your own hands (this is literal, your HANDS or CLAWS cannot scratch or tear it off no matter how strong you are). You cannot DEFUSE the bomb. (Hacker will fail, Virus will fail). You cannot COPY someone else as each and every bomb must be defused in a different way. (If Persona A figures out the clue provided in this pic, Person B cannot do it in the same way.) And you CANNOT survive it, for the bomb has been specially crafted to divide by zero and nullify anything within a 10-mile range.
(If one of your characters dies in ANY one of these events, you may simply use another character and attempt to escape the current event or wait for the NEXT event.)
BOMB REMOVAL EVENT
Methods Of Removal Thus Far: (You CANNOT do any of these)
- Wetting yourself and putting out the bomb's flames. (CaptainChip)
- Having someone else's hands take the bomb off FOR you. (McJesus/Gaps)
- Melting the bomb with your own bodily fluids or vomit (Destructin/Vomit Man)
- Discovering an IOU where the bomb should be placed. (DryChris1337)
- Turning the bomb into a cake, and dividing the sum of cake times Portal thus equaling a non-existent bomb. (Wakka Wakka Bullet/Pencil Man/Artist?)
- Freezing the bomb (Ice Lizard/danyllama)
- Turning into a bunch of atoms. (Fitchy)
- Shifting your liquid self out of the bomb and throwing it an orphanage far away. (Grent)
- Sliding the bomb out from under yourself through the use of an explosive gel. (dognapalm)
- Teleported OUT OF THE bomb. (Quickfeet/Rabies)
FAILED methods of removal/survival thus far:
- Breaking the timer itself by cutting the strings, however, cutting the wires of a bomb generally is an attempt to DEFUSE it, therefore, the bomb itself explodes regardless, except you die even faster than what the timer alloted. (Kromax)
- Falling down a building. Let's face it, you didn't even try to defuse it and you were one of TWO people who had an OBVIOUS way to get out of this. (MadVideoGamer/MVG)
- You followed the clue, but what did you do afterwards? Kissing your ass wouldn't make the bomb just magically float, you'd have to find something INSIDE of yourself in order to find the key to your destiny. (Psibat)
- You removed the bomb with your own hands. (Hawshman)
This is an ongoing event/plot/story. It will progress through "events" I post once a certain number of people have passed, although now it will rely on the people who have already participated, and each event is described through pictures while individual character "stories" are updated each time.