Assassination: Do You Got What It Takes!?

[ghost]

Alright, alright. So here's the gig. You know that ever since the Brawler Mafia started up in dose' underground swingpads, there of course had to be some fellas' who wanted ta' take'em out. That became us, or rather your employers, the Assassin Agency downtown, discrete and elite. I got yous' a job, but you gotta' prove it ta' them that you ain't a random smushed pizza on the side of the road to greatness in Brawl City.

There's this guy, got a lot of gals, and he works at this Sicilian club, the Marlini, whatchamacall it. Anyway, he don't like the Brawler United Government anymore. So he's been digging up some stuff, you see, that Mr. President For Life ain't so happy about. So, whisper whisper, we're here to, cough cough, deliver some untimely, sneeze, ketchup stains on a few, hack, unlucky shirts. Word around says he's got some kind of new gizmo now that helps him rob the feds of their, smush smush, cashola. Pretty big upset.

Here's a picture of the guy, along with some information that the contact provided to help with da' hit:



Now, our intel says he don't like staying in the Martini, whatchamallit, past midnight due to some...err...unruly citizens lurking about crashing through buildings and what not, scratch scratch. And guess what? You got TWO HOURS to haul ass in their as quietly as possible. Method of delivery doesn't matter, just make sure it can't be traced back to us.

This shouldn't be a problem for even you rookies. The pay's small. What, ya don't like it? Talk to da' bookie out back. Come back HERE when you can kill a rabbit with ya hands tied behind ya back. Until then, do what I tell ya and get to the club. Time's wastin!

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Sorry, company policy, sir! You are not a registered BRA yet until you have joined our agency, which you obviously are not. Guns and ammunition are at FULL PRICE!

This's what we have in stock, everything is in EXCELLENT CONDITION. This is a FRESH shipment, aye!:

HANDGUNS

Ruger GP100 x 1 = $299.95 USD
357 Mag. x 1(12) = $9.95 USD

FNH Five-Seven x 1 = $189.95USD
USG 5.7x28mm x 1(15) = 9.95 USD

CZ-52 x 1 = $169.95 USD
7.62x25 Tokarov x 1(10) = $9.95 USD

RIFLES

AK-74 x 1 = $359.95 USD
7.62x39 x 1(30) = $9.95 USD

Enfield No. 4 MK x 1 = $129.95 USD
.303 Brit. x 1(25) = $9.95 USD

OTHER

Fuzzy Cloth x 1 = $10.15 USD

Chloroform
1 Pack x 1 = $100.15 USD
2 Packs x 1 = $200.25 USD
3 Packs x 1 = $300.55 USD
4 Packs x 1 = $455.95 USD

Evil Monocle x 1 = $2.50 USD

Poison N' Can x 1 = $50.00 USD

Pocket Knife x 1 = $6.00 USD

[The Omnipresence]

I don't understand?

[drychris1337]

Jul 23, 2009 1:35:38 GMT -5 The Omnipresence said:

I don't understand?

Me too. Go back to making plots for The Brawl Ends With You

[Psibat]

Well it's simple if you read it and use basic reasoning, you have to assassinate that guy, however you only have a certain amount of money to buy a weapon and the weapon costs are listed. You will be rewarded for killing him and your balance will increase... Why you'd want to buy a gun to fight a human magnet is beyond me, but that's what I picked up from it

[madvideogamer]

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[Zarth]

getting paid to kill someone... isn't that bounty hunting?

[Psibat]

Jul 24, 2009 15:09:09 GMT -5 Zarth said:

getting paid to kill someone... isn't that bounty hunting?

Nope, I think bounty hunting is going against criminals, and criminals only...
But hitmen and assassins are pretty much the same thing...

[Gront]

Jul 24, 2009 15:14:33 GMT -5 Psibat said:

Jul 24, 2009 15:09:09 GMT -5 Zarth said:

getting paid to kill someone... isn't that bounty hunting?

Nope, I think bounty hunting is going against criminals, and criminals only...
But hitmen and assassins are pretty much the same thing...

ACTUALLY, bounty hunting is "collecting" those who have skipped on repaying their bail loans, generally.

Also, "hitman" implies contract killer, whereas an assassin is one who kills high-profile targets, often for a government or due to some psychosis.

[Psibat]

If you skip paying bail loans doesn't that make you a criminal? Cause its kinda why I wrote criminal...
Dawww I thought hitmen were basically assassins... They both kill people after being told to by someone else
Although I did write 'pretty much'

[ghost]

Jul 25, 2009 7:55:49 GMT -5 Psibat said:

If you skip paying bail loans doesn't that make you a criminal? Cause its kinda why I wrote criminal...
Dawww I thought hitmen were basically assassins... They both kill people after being told to by someone else
Although I did write 'pretty much'

JUST for what you did (t)here Psibat, I'm NOT voting for you!