-- Elementell's thread --

[Ele Mantel]

Here you get to read about my exciting life.

alright, where to start
I woke up, downed half a bottle of jack daniels then got money from my bitches
then I arrived at school in my limo and beat the shit out of the biggest guy at school because he stole a kids money for no reason
Later I banged 3 hot girls AT THE SAME TIME, and a teacher too.
Then in chemistry I sat down, cured cancer in 5 minutes flat and got moved up 10 grades and got my doctorite degree at 15.
Later I got a job as a lazer technician and decided it wasn't cool enough for me so I decided to rob a bank, but not the normal way
being so sexy I just winked at the girl in charge of the locks and all witnesses and just walked inside, grabbed half the money, and gave the girl a kiss then drove off in my ferrari.

I also stopped world hunger and built 10 houses for haiti earthquake victims while I was out.

All the money went to childrens hospitals and various charities.

TODAY WAS A DAY OF CONQUEST

btw at this moment I'm getting a blowjob from [#usernamee] 's mom.

yeah having a thread all about your life is sort of conceited imo

[charlie]

that was a grand story

you know with drychris' mom and all.

[firemario]

MOM. GET OFF THE INTERNET. PEOPLE WANT TO RAPE YOU. RUNNNN

[Ele Mantel]

Fuck you grent, as long as it's used sparingly it's fine.

[Gront]

Jan 26, 2010 23:20:17 GMT -5 Ele Mantel said:

Fuck you grent, as long as it's used sparingly it's fine.

I can't find the thread at the moment, but I'm 99% sure it was "only for official business."

Which basically means never, but...