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Post by Gront on Feb 15, 2010 2:03:07 GMT -5
So my Valentine's day went pretty well this year, but through it all, I realize that I still hate the day. I hate the commercialism, I hate the cards, I hate the obligation to buy fucktons of flowers, et cetera. This is not, unfortunately, because I suck at being romantic. Through the years, I've learned that it is actually one of my strong suits. However, this has not prevented me from getting shot down in the past. I share this story in the hopes that you guys might also do the same, and that we can all have a laugh (or we can all agree that that guy/girl was a bitch/asshole/turd/fucktard/dick-licking pile of shit).
Anyways, I had been working at Target (a combination department an grocery store, for those of you unfamiliar with it) for almost 6 months by the time Valentine's Day rolled around. There was a really cute girl who had started roughly 3 months after me who I had gotten to know fairly well named, let's say, Liz (fake name, just in case). I had been trying to come up with a clever way to ask her out when I thought "hey, why not Valentine's Day?". So I get this cute little stuffed bear and a card and wrote my phone number on it, then stuck them in one of the employee lockers with the intent to give her the key on Valentine's day. Though she was scheduled to work, she had apparently traded shifts with someone else. Not one to accept defeat easily, I was determined to give her the key the next time she worked. As is my style, I talked to her for a bit on that day, then gave her the key just before walking off.
Now, at the time, I wasn't really the best at understanding the subtle language of girlspeak, but I am still fairly certain that using my chest as a pillow is a fairly strong sign of interest. I had also spoken to one of my (female) friends there about it, and she said that she liked my idea an didn't think Liz already had a boyfriend or anything. Apparently one or both of us was wrong, as Lis has avoided me ever since. I even saw her today, nearly 2 years later, and she still hasn't spoken to me.
This wasn't the only bad Valentine's day I've had, but it was probably the most humiliating. I really wouldn't mind it ad much if she would have talked to me about it, but instead she felt too awkward and ran off. So yeah, moral is if you ever have to reject someone, just suck it up and do it.
So, anyone else got any Valentine's letdowns?
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Post by Hat Salesman on Feb 15, 2010 2:09:24 GMT -5
Yeah. I didn't do shit today.
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Post by Candy Biu on Feb 15, 2010 2:57:43 GMT -5
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Post by Gront on Feb 15, 2010 3:14:09 GMT -5
Rofl, well-played, Candy.
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Post by Bulet on Feb 15, 2010 3:26:11 GMT -5
My girlfriend sent me a card. I didn't send shit.
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Post by drychris1337 on Feb 15, 2010 3:30:00 GMT -5
One V-Day, I felt nice and sent a bunch of grams to some girls in my school. Not one said "Thank you". Not ONE.
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Post by Candy Biu on Feb 15, 2010 3:45:10 GMT -5
In answer to the thread, I can't remember any, so I must not have had any terrible Valentine's days. Today was pretty damned good, although a few things could have changed for the better.
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Post by Gront on Feb 15, 2010 3:47:17 GMT -5
I predict Bulet is going to be in trouble soon.
Funnier still is the fact that he probably won't hear about it for a month or two.
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Post by SwordKill on Feb 15, 2010 4:07:17 GMT -5
My girlfriend sent me a card. I didn't send shit. BULET'S GOT A GIRLFRIEEEND. BULET'S GOT A GIRLFRIEEEND.
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Post by Candy Biu on Feb 15, 2010 4:11:04 GMT -5
I've got a boyfriend and no one teases /me/ about it.
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Post by Kromax on Feb 15, 2010 4:13:29 GMT -5
My girlfriend dumped me a few days ago so it sucked, I got a bag full of candy though.
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Post by Psibat on Feb 15, 2010 4:15:08 GMT -5
I've got a boyfriend and no one teases /me/ about it. THAT'S CAUSE WE ALL FEEL AWKWARD TALKIN TO A BOY WHO DATES A BOY I've never done anything for Valentines day...
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Post by Candy Biu on Feb 15, 2010 4:38:33 GMT -5
WELL MAYBE YOU THINK I FEEL AWKWARD TALKING TO BOYS WHO DATE GIRLS?
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Post by InuOrDie on Feb 15, 2010 7:50:24 GMT -5
I've been single my entire life, but I love Valentine's Day. It's a cute lil' holiday when people act slightly nicer to each other.
And a lot of new hentai pictures come out...
...Did I say that out loud?
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Post by McJesus on Feb 15, 2010 9:04:11 GMT -5
uh, i have never cared anytime it has come around not trying to look cool or anything, i just.. havent bothered to care about it, ever
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Post by rubyxoxo on Feb 15, 2010 9:38:09 GMT -5
Lesse, never had a boyfriend, barely came in contact with anyone of the male gender till last year, seeing couples together hurts me inside every time I see them...
Valentine's Day brings out my inner bitch. At least Mother got me candy.
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Post by rabiesisme on Feb 15, 2010 9:51:13 GMT -5
Talking to my best friend's girlfriend, we both found out that he tells tons and tons of bullshit stories that none of us knew were bullshit, then when the girl went over to his house, she got yelled at, along with my two other friends who were with her. About an hour after that, I got a text from said best friend calling me an asshole because he now thinks I (and the other friends) are trying to mack his girl or something, because he called two times after that asking where she was. All this was going down while I was unsuccesfully trying to score weed.
It was a day.
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Post by Zarth on Feb 15, 2010 10:32:40 GMT -5
I forgot yesterday was Valentines day.
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Post by Psibat on Feb 15, 2010 10:37:09 GMT -5
I forgot yesterday was Valentines day. Well your boyfriend wont be happy oooh cheapshot
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Post by Zarth on Feb 15, 2010 11:44:46 GMT -5
I forgot yesterday was Valentines day. Well your boyfriend wont be happy oooh cheapshotand very uncalled for.
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Post by makecracklikedis on Feb 15, 2010 12:47:30 GMT -5
Well sorry to hear about some of your Valentine's Days, but I guess I'll bring some good news. Well let's see... I finally lost my virginity(not to a hooker, to my girlfriend) and got stoned(not for the first time), so all in all a great V Day for me.
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Post by charlie on Feb 15, 2010 13:14:12 GMT -5
well it so happens to be chinese new year (a holiday for some reason most asian countries celebrate) on the same day as valentines. so yeah. pipt was pretty fun, went to my cousin's and got money. played some blackjack with my cousins and uncles and stuff. had a pretty swell time.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Feb 15, 2010 13:32:54 GMT -5
I was fixing a garrysmod server for some guy (Phoenix from GA) then I go to sleep and I get it working, when I wake up it's completly broken and I ask whats wrong, he blames me and I lose my FTP power.
It was great. THANKS FOR ASKING.
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Post by Hat Salesman on Feb 15, 2010 14:09:34 GMT -5
I remember getting hundreds of dollars on Chinese New Year in the past.
I think I got, like, 50 bucks this time.
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Post by Grimscott on Feb 15, 2010 20:40:54 GMT -5
Who needs love when you got cadny and Bioshock 2? Aww yeahh
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Post by Purplecat on Feb 15, 2010 21:16:53 GMT -5
I've been single my entire life, but I love Valentine's Day. It's a cute lil' holiday when people act slightly nicer to each other. And a lot of new hentai pictures come out... ...Did I say that out loud? hentai pictures yay also i had a generally decent valentines, nothing special just hanging out with my mate like usual
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Post by McJesus on Feb 15, 2010 22:52:31 GMT -5
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Post by Deadly Virus on Feb 16, 2010 17:45:44 GMT -5
I've never had a girlfriend in my entire 13 years long life.
But maybe that's a good thing, seeing as every relationship I've witnessed between people my age has only lasted for a few weeks at the most.
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Post by Candy Biu on Feb 16, 2010 19:47:14 GMT -5
Yeah, at 13, you don't really need to be in a relationship.
what grade is that, btw? I can never remember because I don't care to
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Post by Ele Mantel on Feb 16, 2010 19:47:57 GMT -5
Yeah, at 13, you don't really need to be in a relationship. what grade is that, btw? I can never remember because I don't care toHe's in britain so it's all mucked up anyway.
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