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Post by Some dipshit on May 2, 2010 14:48:05 GMT -5
So, after getting bored out of my wits, I decided "Eh, why the hell not..." and started another interactive story experiment. *ahem* You are Mortimer Paradox. Male, Caucasian, 32 years old, graduate in Sciency Stuff Almost Nobody Understands And Is Too Lazy To Actually REsearch Aside From a Few Wikipedia Articles. You work at the White Silla Research Facility, located somewhere in New Mexico next to a mysterious smoking crater. Anyways, you're ridng the tram to your workplace, where an important experiment of some sort is going to take place. You feel slightly irritated by that announcing voice that always plays whenever you ride the tram.  |
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Post by Grimscott on May 2, 2010 14:58:50 GMT -5
Be a man and give that voice whatfor! Show it who's boss!
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Post by Yacazuma on May 3, 2010 3:08:45 GMT -5
Be a man and give that voice whatfor! Show it who's boss! I was actually going to say that too. Punch that voice in the face. |
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Post by Hat Salesman on May 3, 2010 15:22:44 GMT -5
Punch, nay, uppercut that voice.
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Candy fiction[M0n:120]
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Post by Candy Biu on May 3, 2010 15:50:08 GMT -5
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Post by Some dipshit on May 4, 2010 14:22:31 GMT -5
 As much as you'd love to punch that annoying MAL-9001 Public Interface, you're very definitely not boss. The thought depresses you. Besides, the computer is your friend. And friends don't punch each other in the face. So says the employee handbook, at least.   However, MAL also announces that today is Muffin Monday. Your FRUSTRATION recedes a little. Incidentally, your work station is near, so this would be a good moment to check that you've got everything with you. |
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Post by drychris1337 on May 4, 2010 14:29:18 GMT -5
THEY'RE ALL OUT OF MUFFINS D:
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Post by Grimscott on May 4, 2010 16:32:52 GMT -5
Besides, the computer is your friend. And friends don't punch each other in the face. So says the employee handbook, at least. In that case, me and my friend have been doing it wrong. D: Incidentally, your work station is near, so this would be a good moment to check that you've got everything with you. Guess you should do that then, yeop. |
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Post by Gront on May 4, 2010 22:48:22 GMT -5
Incidentally, your work station is near, so this would be a good moment to check that you've got everything with you. Guess you should do that then, yeop. The correct syntax for this (I believe) is: >INVENTORY |
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Post by Zarth on May 4, 2010 23:16:26 GMT -5
The muffins have gone radio active and are now eating your co-workers.
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Post by Some dipshit on May 7, 2010 21:20:59 GMT -5
 >Browse inventory Currently, you are in posession of ONE (1) BAG OF BAKED BISHOPS, your personal W-T-NOIZ AUDIO PLAYER, produced by GRAPES INC., ONE (1) BAG OF BOBO THE CLOWN'S SUPAH KRAZY GUMMY GUM, an ID CARD, and A SPOON. Hm. You don't remember there was a spoon... |
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Post by Gront on May 8, 2010 0:25:22 GMT -5
>RELOAD SPOON
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