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Post by drychris1337 on Dec 20, 2010 0:42:51 GMT -5
 This is Victor. He doesn't know how he got into this room. Victor doesn't know a lot of things, because he has amnesia. He only knows that he's a smoker and that he likes 7-Up. He decided to smoke himself a cigarette and relax in the room. What should he do now? |
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Post by Grimscott on Dec 20, 2010 0:45:20 GMT -5
Add anvil to inventory.
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Post by Gront on Dec 20, 2010 0:53:44 GMT -5
Add status bars to inventory. You never know when they'll come in handy, especially considering you have no idea what they represent.
Also, what's a cette?
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Post by drychris1337 on Dec 20, 2010 1:03:11 GMT -5
 Victor manages to get the anvil into his inventory. He tries to put all the status bars in the inventory, but he only manages to get one of them into his inventory. Now what? |
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Post by Grimscott on Dec 20, 2010 1:06:06 GMT -5
Smoke the anvil. This shit is gonna be awesome.
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Post by drychris1337 on Dec 20, 2010 1:25:05 GMT -5
 With your magical lighting powers that you remembered that you had, you smoked the anvil. Now your legs feel longer and your status bars and getting crazy. You later realize that the smoke from the anvil shrinks said anvil. And then? |
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Post by Gront on Dec 20, 2010 1:53:43 GMT -5
Eat the status bar you grabbed, as it seems to have been transformed into a pill.
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Kromax
Landlord
Why are you reading this?[M0n:-2167]
Six pronged dick
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Post by Kromax on Dec 20, 2010 1:55:57 GMT -5
Go have some pointless conversations and make witty remarks at the objects around you
(Hey did you guys know I just beat Sam and Max?)
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Post by drychris1337 on Dec 20, 2010 2:32:20 GMT -5
 You decide not to eat the status bar, because you're not hungry. You start talking with random things when all of a sudden the anvil starts to float. INSERT COMMAND. |
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Post by llllllllllll on Dec 20, 2010 4:06:43 GMT -5
Tell the anvil to turn into a door into another dimension.
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Post by Gront on Dec 20, 2010 4:09:53 GMT -5
Smoke the crate.
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Kyon
Newbie
^ Please don't call me that.
TOO MANY BEACHBALLS.
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Post by Kyon on Dec 20, 2010 15:16:32 GMT -5
I say the Smoking Hat Guy needs a GIRL.
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Post by Grimscott on Dec 20, 2010 15:38:57 GMT -5
moke the crate which then turn into a girl.
Then moke her too.
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Post by Gront on Dec 20, 2010 17:57:45 GMT -5
SMOKE EVERYTHING FOREVER.
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Post by drychris1337 on Dec 20, 2010 18:55:32 GMT -5
 Victor thinks that smoking a crate is totally absurd. That and he can't smoke it. Victor then tells the anvil to turn into an alternate dimension. The anvil does not understand "alternate dimension". It doesn't understand anything. It's an anvil. Victor eventually becomes un-high and asks why one of his bars keeps changing color and why he grew a mustache. He then summons a girl. Unfortunately, the girl is on the other side and the door seems to be locked for her as well. Victor then wonders what to do next. |
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Post by Metal Chao on Dec 20, 2010 19:04:08 GMT -5
Open the crate and look for a door key or something inside
and then do something wacky to offset the fact that I seem to be attempting to move the story onwards
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Post by destructin on Dec 20, 2010 19:34:45 GMT -5
SEDUCE HER.
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Post by Gront on Dec 20, 2010 20:42:03 GMT -5
I second Des' suggestion.
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Kyon
Newbie
^ Please don't call me that.
TOO MANY BEACHBALLS.
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Post by Kyon on Dec 21, 2010 7:32:21 GMT -5
I second Des' suggestion. Well... she does have an amazing pair of... Bioshock Infinite... ... s. |
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Post by llllllllllll on Dec 22, 2010 7:00:36 GMT -5
I second Des' suggestion. Well... she does have an amazing pair of... Bioshock Infinite... ... s. I laughed at this. Do the Gorilla way and smash down the door with the Anvil. |
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Post by drychris1337 on Dec 22, 2010 23:15:32 GMT -5
 You open the crate only to find labels for status bars, a new slot for your inventory, a ring of keys, a revolver and 40 bullets. You then offset that by pushing the anvil. Somehow, the anvil seems to go full force to the door. Once it hits the door, the purple smoke absorbs the anvil and then slowly disintergrates. Since, you remember asking for a woman, you decide to think of a way to seduce that dame. |
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Post by llllllllllll on Dec 23, 2010 0:43:53 GMT -5
See if the keys fit, if they don't, then try to take some bullets, remove the gunpowder, place them in the cracks, and shoot it to blow the door open.
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