Post by ghost on Jan 7, 2008 16:33:34 GMT -5
Welcome one and all.
If you are in and/or reading this thread, that means you are currently in search of a new home. Well do we have a DEAL for YOU!
We offer you a 160-day trial period to test our newest in latent home comfort/technology: The Infinity House.
The Infinity House comes with only ONE room. There are no chairs, beds, sinks, kitchens, pools, or ANYTHING. But...
With our wonderful new expansion tool dubbed "MS Paint", YOU can make the house of your dreams.
Simply copy the house's exterior and interior, and add what YOU want. Yes, it's THAT simple. But...
There are RULES. We mention these not because we don't want any unwanted FBI attention, but because MS Paint is a fragile tool, and VERY EXPENSIVE. If you break ANY of these rules, and coincidentally your MS Paint in the process, we are NOT liable for repair or destruction of property, and one of our ADMINS will "kindly" escort you out of Infinity House.
You may edit the OUTSIDE and INSIDE house. Rooms can become as BIG or SMALL as you wish, you can also make infinite floors, rooms, doors, PAINT IT UP.
1) Infinity House is a HOUSE. It can be modified, altered, and configured in ALL ways. You cannot make a SECOND house or anything other than an EXTENSION or COUPLEMENT to the house.
2) Infinity House is brought to you by Ghost Inc. NO ONE ELSE.
3) To avoid mass loans and bank mishaps, you may only create ONE extension or object in the house per hour (post).
4) This is a FAMILY-FRIENDLY program. Therefore, no PORN, SEX, HENTAI, LOLI, or CHILD PORN is allowed. However, you ARE allowed to create a "private room" for a cost.
5) There are cameras ALL OVER Infinity House. If you do ANYTHING, or spy (fairy) ANYONE, you will be "given teh' boot"
6) To avoid confusion, wait a FEW minutes between each addition AND check in the case of someone adding something NEW. If you INCIDENTALLY add an extension without noticing another first, QUICKLY modify your [post] or your addition WILL and SHALL be ignored in the overall course of progression of the trial.
7) Faculty. FRATERNIZING or ACCEPTING bribes will result in your unemployment. House Guests. BRIBING ANYONE will result in loss of ALL you cash.
8) This is a long rule. So let us just say that this rule is provided by our admins and mods, and must be followed if you are to so much SIGN UP let alone ENTER. (Forum Rules apply)
9) You CAN leave the house, but if you are absent for longer than 3 days, you will be EVICTED.
10) If you bring in ANYTHING potentially harmful to the other house guests, or if you are a trespasser, you will be SHOT. Survivors, will be shot AGAIN.
11) ANY intentional damage of Infinite House will be punished if caught or reported.
Now. In order to keep things interesting:
You all start with $600 to flash as you wish.
Every 10 Days, whoever is showing the LEAST performance will get to choose ONE addition/extension to REMOVE from the house.
Every once in a while, we will unleash some horrible "boss" creature that will stalk you all. They CANNOT be 1-hit killed, and you WILL face them at SOME point. If you DEFEAT them, you gain karma.
Every few or more Days, if we find the timing correct, a RANDOM event will occur...
Every month, a plane will fly by and shower the house with money. You can have as MUCH as REALISTIC stick pockets can carry.
If you perform well, cooaperate and get along with your housemates, we will INCREASE the number of add-ons/extensions you can make to the house.
Now. For house guests and staff.
To enter, please fill out this registration form:
Name: (Account Name)
Full Name: (Character Name)
Room #: (Make your room, and we will then label it)
Social Security Number: (Enter Anything)
Car: Y/N?
Pets?:
Hobbies:
Picture (a picture with THIS information is preferred)
And staff. We will alert you if there are ANY positions we need filled.
HINT
Remember. The house may LOOK like crap at first. But YOU can change, recolor, and modify AS you wish.
EDIT:
Good point. For the sake of avoiding deletion or lock...I may revert this, but for now, once in a while.
If you are in and/or reading this thread, that means you are currently in search of a new home. Well do we have a DEAL for YOU!
We offer you a 160-day trial period to test our newest in latent home comfort/technology: The Infinity House.
The Infinity House comes with only ONE room. There are no chairs, beds, sinks, kitchens, pools, or ANYTHING. But...
With our wonderful new expansion tool dubbed "MS Paint", YOU can make the house of your dreams.
Simply copy the house's exterior and interior, and add what YOU want. Yes, it's THAT simple. But...
There are RULES. We mention these not because we don't want any unwanted FBI attention, but because MS Paint is a fragile tool, and VERY EXPENSIVE. If you break ANY of these rules, and coincidentally your MS Paint in the process, we are NOT liable for repair or destruction of property, and one of our ADMINS will "kindly" escort you out of Infinity House.
You may edit the OUTSIDE and INSIDE house. Rooms can become as BIG or SMALL as you wish, you can also make infinite floors, rooms, doors, PAINT IT UP.
1) Infinity House is a HOUSE. It can be modified, altered, and configured in ALL ways. You cannot make a SECOND house or anything other than an EXTENSION or COUPLEMENT to the house.
2) Infinity House is brought to you by Ghost Inc. NO ONE ELSE.
3) To avoid mass loans and bank mishaps, you may only create ONE extension or object in the house per hour (post).
4) This is a FAMILY-FRIENDLY program. Therefore, no PORN, SEX, HENTAI, LOLI, or CHILD PORN is allowed. However, you ARE allowed to create a "private room" for a cost.
5) There are cameras ALL OVER Infinity House. If you do ANYTHING, or spy (fairy) ANYONE, you will be "given teh' boot"
6) To avoid confusion, wait a FEW minutes between each addition AND check in the case of someone adding something NEW. If you INCIDENTALLY add an extension without noticing another first, QUICKLY modify your [post] or your addition WILL and SHALL be ignored in the overall course of progression of the trial.
7) Faculty. FRATERNIZING or ACCEPTING bribes will result in your unemployment. House Guests. BRIBING ANYONE will result in loss of ALL you cash.
8) This is a long rule. So let us just say that this rule is provided by our admins and mods, and must be followed if you are to so much SIGN UP let alone ENTER. (Forum Rules apply)
9) You CAN leave the house, but if you are absent for longer than 3 days, you will be EVICTED.
10) If you bring in ANYTHING potentially harmful to the other house guests, or if you are a trespasser, you will be SHOT. Survivors, will be shot AGAIN.
11) ANY intentional damage of Infinite House will be punished if caught or reported.
Now. In order to keep things interesting:
You all start with $600 to flash as you wish.
Every 10 Days, whoever is showing the LEAST performance will get to choose ONE addition/extension to REMOVE from the house.
Every once in a while, we will unleash some horrible "boss" creature that will stalk you all. They CANNOT be 1-hit killed, and you WILL face them at SOME point. If you DEFEAT them, you gain karma.
Every few or more Days, if we find the timing correct, a RANDOM event will occur...
Every month, a plane will fly by and shower the house with money. You can have as MUCH as REALISTIC stick pockets can carry.
If you perform well, cooaperate and get along with your housemates, we will INCREASE the number of add-ons/extensions you can make to the house.
Now. For house guests and staff.
To enter, please fill out this registration form:
Name: (Account Name)
Full Name: (Character Name)
Room #: (Make your room, and we will then label it)
Social Security Number: (Enter Anything)
Car: Y/N?
Pets?:
Hobbies:
Picture (a picture with THIS information is preferred)
And staff. We will alert you if there are ANY positions we need filled.
HINT
Remember. The house may LOOK like crap at first. But YOU can change, recolor, and modify AS you wish.
EDIT:
Good point. For the sake of avoiding deletion or lock...I may revert this, but for now, once in a while.
Here is my business card! I am a experienced contractor and for the customer's protection I will add a RPK SAW(squad automatic weapon) to ward off burglers and trespassers!For added convince use my old helicopter to go up and down floors! 
