Ok! ll post the Playboy mansion story!!! Read my stories or go to hell.
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? = Spawner
Wanna see ma mega lazer? = Swordkill
Please dont take anything i say about anyone seriously, its just a bit of fun.
FRONT DOOR KEY TO THE PLAYBOY MANSIONYeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
Damnit. i want that key
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
Damnit. So do I
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*polishes the key*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at the window at the playboy mansion*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at key*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at you*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
FORGET IT
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at door*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*unsheathes sword*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
uh uh, boy
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at swod*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at floor*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
lolwut?
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at key*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at bright sun*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at you*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at diamons on the key*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*blinds you with the key*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
ah, shit
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*makes a run for the mansion*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*loljetpack*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
lol
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*unlocks door*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*goes in*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
DONT DO IT BOY
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*locks door*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
LUCKY SONOFABITCH
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
did i mension the playboy mansion is impenitrablle ?
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
not bewbs for you
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*suicides*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*throws over turkish delight pr0n*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
lolparadox
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
paradox, eh?
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at you out the window*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*fap fap fap*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at girls*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
oooooh, turkish delight
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*cough*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*fap fap*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
are these girls carrieing turkish delight ?
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
>=)
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
: .
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
oh, turkish delight babes.
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
RAWR!
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*punches at walls of Playboy mansion*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at you*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
MUST GET IN
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*lols*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
MUST NOT LET KYLE HAVE EM ALL
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*drops a turkish delight on you*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*splat*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
rrrmrmrmrmrmrfffrrmfmrmrmrfmmm
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*you hear orgasmic screams*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*lols*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
NOOOOOO
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*suicides*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*10 minutes later*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*walks out of the door*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*crying in gutter*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at you*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*scratches head*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*drops key at your feet*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*back to the castle*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*grabs key*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*reels it in on fighing pole*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*lols*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
nooo
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
you bastard!
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*fishing poles breaks*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
I VANT BEWBS
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
fuck.
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*runs at key*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
dives out window*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*bam*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*grabs key*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
ha, you're screwed
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
boobie time
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
=D
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
Yeah, when somone walls out a window, and crushes thier balls on the wall surroundsing your castle... your fucked
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
ouch
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
fuck
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*runs to mansion, laughing at kyle*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at you*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*laughs at the fact i did it first*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*sinister laugh*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
....
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
: )
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
wtfs
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
=D
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*takes key out of pocket*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*laughs at you struggling to get in*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*walks up to you*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*gives you teh real key*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
+
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
=D
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*unlocks door*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
BEWBS
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
you done good spawner, you done good.
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
buh?
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
still did it first.
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
LAWL
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
enjoy teh bewbs.
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
LAWL
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
I SHALL
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
by the way, get a shower that gutter, fucking stinks.
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*HUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMP*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
shower?
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
ah shit, k
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*runs to shower*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
shower... with teh girls
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*comes out in a sexy evening gown*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*With a brandy glass*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*stands in the window, with a video camra*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*you do not notice*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*glances at the oiled up girls in the shower*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*falls off my ladder*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
Balls.
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*hears 'crunch' noise*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*goes to window*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*sees Spawner lying on ground clutching his crotch*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
Agh...
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*thinks*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*throws down turkish delight pr0n*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
thanks...
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
heal your balls, man
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
THIS IS LAST MONTHS !!!
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
NOOOOO
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
lemme just get the- hang on, too busy with these beautiful women
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*takes out the backdoor key (lolwut)*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
lolwut?
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*unlocks*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*goes in*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
WAIT, I AINT DECENT
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*squirt*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*considers gatling guns*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
=O
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*considers shower*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*to the shower*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
You want me to send in a few prossies?
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
my balls hurt.
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
I have some cream for that
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
ew.
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
lol
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
look in the medicine cabinet
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
you better not mean...*shudder*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
bandage your bollocks, then apply the medicine
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
your balls should increase in size, infact
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
lolfoorballs
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
lolfootballs*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
lol
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
foor
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
lawl
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
4 balls...*shudder*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
lawl
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*bollocks heal*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
nice one
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
now, JOIN THE PAR-TAY
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks to all corners of the room*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
1..2...3...4...5...6...7... RUBY WTF !?!
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
lolwut
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
lolwut off the chart
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
yeesh, get that girl oudda ma sight
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
she's like 12 years old!
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
lolpedofiles
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
lolbetyoulike
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
wait.. you know. we dont own the place
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*hears banging on the doors*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
lol.
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
...shit
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at both keys*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
We do now.
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
KICK THAT GUYS ASS
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
AND OWN THE PLACE
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
do you know how this started ?
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
buh?
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
me hearing a song on the radio, i wanna be great like elives but without the tastles
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
i wanna have a frontdoor key to the playboy mansion
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
heh
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at guy who owns teh mansion*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
Looks at you*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
walks away, slowly*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
Guess who...
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
buh?
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
the guy, who owns this mansion...
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
who?
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
WHO?
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
thanks fuck its not jacob.
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
guess...
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
erm
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
sits on the stairs*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*shudder*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
erm
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
Bulet? LAWL
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
Bulet.
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*fucking run*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
!?!!?!/1?!111.1?.1.,1./1,./,./,`.,1.,1!<>!><!1
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
Why did you think ruby was here !?
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
buh?
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
er, Bulet?
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
Bulet = Ruby faboy
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
fanboy*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
yeah
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
rube + mansion
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
HOW SAD IS THAT?
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
Mansion + bulet
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
=O
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
=O
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
can i borrow your sword ?
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
for.....?
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at door*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
that guy behind the door
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
who? Bulet?
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
sure
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*takes sword*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*hands sword to Spawner*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*revs it up*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
PARADOX
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
OMG
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*opens door*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*takes sword*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
*hands sword to Spawner*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
Lolnomorebulet*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
OMG
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
nice
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
now, where were we?
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*looks at girls*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*locks all doors*
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
=D
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
Im a stick. i dont wear clothes.
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
or have balls.
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
=O
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
do now
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
YAY
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
*turns off the lights*
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
And they lived happily ever after
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
TEH EDN
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
As for bulet. they never found his body
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
why ?
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
they never botherd to look
Yeah ? Well you cant make stuff appear out of thin air by the wave of a hand, CAN YOU ? says:
TEH EDN
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
TEH EDN
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
BONUS SCENE AFTER CREDITS:
Wanna see ma mega lazer? says:
christ, all that humpin' made my balls ache