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Post by Some dipshit on Mar 7, 2011 19:10:32 GMT -5
Ah, yeah, Digimon.
I...eh....uh....
Err....I, uh....
I liked the anime. And Digimon World...
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Post by Some dipshit on Mar 7, 2011 19:01:42 GMT -5
BITCHSLA-
Oh, bummer, I got ninja'd...
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Post by Some dipshit on Mar 3, 2011 19:04:28 GMT -5
What? Rabies left? No words? No explanations? Nothing? He...just left?
Just like that?
I feel so...betrayed.
Fuck man, Rabies was one of the best. Oh well...
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Post by Some dipshit on Mar 3, 2011 19:02:51 GMT -5
Peggy Sue.
Then again, it's the only one I lstened to, from what I remember.
Favorite internet LOLcow?
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Post by Some dipshit on Feb 23, 2011 22:48:51 GMT -5
Anyone know if Zarth was involved in some drama before quitting?
I'm gonna miss his drawings...
Anyways! Here's Harry the LEmon Man! Everyone dance along!!!
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Post by Some dipshit on Feb 18, 2011 13:35:23 GMT -5
I'm starting to have Cowboy Bebop: The Novie flashbacks from that pic.
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Post by Some dipshit on Feb 18, 2011 2:36:00 GMT -5
Gabe Newell? Smut? Really?
I mean, it's prett weird. I mean, how do you...erm...uh....reach I think is the word I'm looking for.
Well, how do you...?
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Post by Some dipshit on Feb 18, 2011 1:48:24 GMT -5
What? You read a creepypasta revolving around farts?
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Do you know if there's a creepypasta somewhere that revolves around farts?
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Post by Some dipshit on Feb 17, 2011 0:14:01 GMT -5
Today I'm gonna listen (and watch) myself some Jan Terri. Specifically, her great hit "Journey to Mars".
For your viewing (and listening) pleasure here:
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Post by Some dipshit on Feb 16, 2011 23:24:55 GMT -5
Then salami and quince jam. That shit messes up your gut something fierce.
I talk from experience...
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Post by Some dipshit on Feb 16, 2011 23:19:45 GMT -5
Can I say that, despite it's only two pages long, this one is one of my favorite grudge matches ever?
Presonal highlights of mine include:
-The prologue (wherein I pictured it with a generic "epic" fairy tale music in the background and then a record needle scratch SFX)
- The sheer over-the-top-ness of the whole thing.
- The way both of the contenders were staring at the Venus babes and each other.
Anyhoo, keep it going, bitches. You're the best.
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Post by Some dipshit on Feb 16, 2011 23:12:20 GMT -5
'tis okay, kid, we were all terrible in our old days...
We got less so over time. I still am, tho.
Just keep drawin' and you're gonna get better.
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Post by Some dipshit on Feb 15, 2011 0:37:41 GMT -5
Great writing Balto, but I have one little complaint. When you describe the big N, you say he's creepy, but it doesn't really give the vibe. What about the terse, rubbery skin of a totally unnatural pallor? What about the odd-shaped fingers and awkward body language? Also, when he speaks, think Microsoft Sam. Just with better rythm. Sorry for the self-indulging infodump there. Keep writing like this, man. Anyhoo, here's a little POS I made in under 20 mins, so get yer tomatoes ready. Attachments:
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Post by Some dipshit on Dec 14, 2010 12:38:46 GMT -5
I GOT RAPPED Seriously, as soon as I stepped out of my house today, I got hassled by these guys! And they were like, Tupac Shakur is the best and they were raving on and on about how I should buy some 50 Cent albums and stuff! And they were singing the whole time! I was very scared so I ran back inside. Being sexy is hard.
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Post by Some dipshit on Nov 26, 2010 22:28:11 GMT -5
This little fucker. Quarter inch of fuckyea wrapped in a spiky shell of OMFG with a bitter killer muthafucka center. Can shoot your arm off. True story. Oh Nekro, you know what a sucker for revolvers I am... -GrentFavorite internet meme related to a work of fiction?
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Post by Some dipshit on Nov 23, 2010 11:04:07 GMT -5
Dudes ( and dudettes) you gotta watch Darker Than Black. It's about a weird-ass place called the Hell Gate, from which some people get super powers, called Contractors.
So, there's this dude who hunts them aided by a psychich girl and a body stealer sealed in a cat's body. And he's looking for some chick called Amber.
Also, epic opening.
There's also Code Geass, also known as Code Grease, Code Gay-ass and Code GeASS.
It's about a dude who is actually the prince of Britannia ( AU England where history went differently and the brits won against Washington and co.) and his mom was killed, with the side effect of rendering his younger sis into a blind cripple. So she meets a girl who gives him da powah to order people around and be a colossal ham. The girl gets headshotted shortly after.
also, epic first opening.
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Post by Some dipshit on Nov 19, 2010 23:45:16 GMT -5
Only that one? Yeah, it was really creepy, specially taking into account the narcolepsia/insomnia thing, but c'mon, no mention of "DADDY! CALL ME DADDY!" ?
Or what about "Oh, pipe down. We both know I'm the real one."?
Or the otaku dude? Who we get the privilege of seeing nekkid and orgasming in that episode?
Or the school kid who is suspected of being the delinquent and gets bullied into dementia and Lil Slugg'd right on the second episode?
Or, y'know, Lil' Slugger period.
Or, yeah, the cop dude.
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Post by Some dipshit on Nov 19, 2010 23:23:58 GMT -5
Evolution of Nekrozoa's mood throughout the match
:/ "Uhh?"
"A-hum..."
"Wait, wha..."
"Did they...now...just..."
"Oh, my..."
"Heh...he he heh..."
"PFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!"*chokes on soda*
"AGHKOHFKOHFKOHHFGRRLAKOHFKOHFWHEEZEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!OHMIGAWDTHISISCOMEDYGOLDheynachos"
Currently: "ohgodimtired"
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Post by Some dipshit on Nov 19, 2010 22:56:19 GMT -5
Dude, I have to warn you.
If you ever click on that link, say goodbye to your free time. And your life.
Because it will be ruined.
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Post by Some dipshit on Nov 19, 2010 21:59:46 GMT -5
Hey Want to behold a cerebral, interlocking plot? Want to enjoy a great non-linear narrative style? Want to question your percepcion of reality? Want to shit your pants? WANT TO GET FUCKED IN THE BRAIN? If you answer to all of the above is a resounding FUCK YEA BRO then watch Paranoia Agent. Or anything by Satoshi Kon, really. The man's a fucking genius. OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MUSHROOM CLOUD IN THE SKY THE LOST CHILDREN ARE LIKE BIRDS THAT TREAD ON THE GRASS KISSED BY THE SUN CALL ME DADDY HEY EVERYONE, IT'S LIL SLUGGER I AM THE HOLY WARRIOR EXCUSE ME, WHO ARE YOU? TELL ME WHAT TO DO NEXT HES NOT REAL. HE DOESNT MOVE UNLESS WE WANT HIM TO SHUT UP, IM THE REAL ONE ...bye.
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Post by Some dipshit on Nov 5, 2010 11:57:19 GMT -5
This guy
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Post by Some dipshit on Nov 5, 2010 11:46:57 GMT -5
Yeah,retrieve your useless arms from whatever nook or cranny you have them stored in, and read Homestuck until you go shithive maggots from all the awesomeness. Read the comics and watch the movies. All of them.
In short, YOU READ THAT COMIC THIS INSTANT!
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Post by Some dipshit on Oct 15, 2010 15:51:19 GMT -5
Yeah, I wanted to jump on the SCAWWY STOWIES bandwagon for this Halloween, so here it goes. Send questions, compliments, textual fellations, criticism, hate, death threats, etc. to me via PM.
So far a WIP.
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I glance at my watch one more. It's six to four.
It's a cold, rainy day. I rush to the train station. Like every day. I can't miss my train.
I arrive to the station. Just in time.
Like every time i walk into a train, I look both ways before sitting. I make sure nobody is following me. Not that anybody would be following me. It's just a precaution.
The wagon is not very crowded. It never is. There is only a short boy with a flat cap and a lazy eye. He's got a big bag. It's full of papers
My fingers twitch a bit. I'm a bit impatient. This train is old and a bit unkempt, so it's very slow, and it's noisy and rusty. Grime everywhere. The windows are almost translucent. It moans and screeches as it leave sthe platform.
Like every time I'm on a train, I glance around to look at the other passengers.
I look at the kid again. He looks at me. He looks like he's trying to say something, but he stops himself. He opens his mouth time and time again, and he closes it. He breathes deep and looks at me. With one eye.
He asks me if there is something wrong. I ask why. He points his finger. It's my leg. Shaking. Moving. Tapping my shoe against the floor.
It shakes and jerks a little. I put my hand on it. It stops moving. I breathe. I'm a little nervous. But I smile for the kid. To reassure him.I say it's just the rain and the cold. I do my best to look friendly. The kid smiles too, and drops the subject.
He remains silent for the rest of the journey. He looks away.
With one eye.
I look at the caked mud on the kid's clothes. I shrug. It rains a lot in this city. It always does.
The cold is the least of my worries. I'm on a rush. Can't afford to run late. I fiddle with my watch.
I walk out of the wagon, feeling uneasy. The fog is not very thick, but it doesn't help. I never liked foggy days. Never since I was a kid. Never since.
As soon as I step out, I spot him. Like every day.
He's an old man. Always dressed formal. Smiles at me while I'm walking up to him and asks me about something. I try to smile back. Scratches his neck while talking. He always does.
He says I arrived just in time, in a casual tone.
Just in time to go to work.
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Post by Some dipshit on Jul 15, 2010 19:42:40 GMT -5
Little known role. Also, SPOILERS
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Post by Some dipshit on Jul 9, 2010 16:58:15 GMT -5
I'm having finals in exactly twenty hours.
Wish me luck.
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Post by Some dipshit on Jun 28, 2010 15:14:55 GMT -5
Ah, sorry for being slightly late but, hey, it's the thought that counts.
Anyways, happy barf-day and all that.
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Post by Some dipshit on Jun 17, 2010 12:00:05 GMT -5
Happy birthday, dude!
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Post by Some dipshit on Jun 8, 2010 12:08:17 GMT -5
YAY
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Post by Some dipshit on Jun 4, 2010 21:54:14 GMT -5
Like the dingo one.
As for Pikachu, draw it in a straitjacket.
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Post by Some dipshit on May 30, 2010 15:43:36 GMT -5
TIME TO DANCE WITH HARRY THE LEMON MAN
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