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Post by Some dipshit on May 28, 2010 18:54:57 GMT -5
Can you give one of them an eyepatch? With a grievous injury on the patched eye?
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Post by Some dipshit on May 28, 2010 18:44:34 GMT -5
Take the guys' clothes and drive off into the city junkyard.
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Pokémon
May 17, 2010 17:54:42 GMT -5
Post by Some dipshit on May 17, 2010 17:54:42 GMT -5
Meh, Candle Cove was better.
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Post by Some dipshit on May 13, 2010 15:28:46 GMT -5
I'm in a hurry right nnow, so can't write somethin elegant for ye.
Just, happy b-day sire!
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Post by Some dipshit on May 7, 2010 21:20:59 GMT -5
>Browse inventory Currently, you are in posession of ONE (1) BAG OF BAKED BISHOPS, your personal W-T-NOIZ AUDIO PLAYER, produced by GRAPES INC., ONE (1) BAG OF BOBO THE CLOWN'S SUPAH KRAZY GUMMY GUM, an ID CARD, and A SPOON. Hm. You don't remember there was a spoon...
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Post by Some dipshit on May 4, 2010 15:14:57 GMT -5
Ask them if there are any burritos left.
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Post by Some dipshit on May 4, 2010 15:06:12 GMT -5
You put such a level of detail in your pics that makes my eyes fold backwards and weep inside my brain.
And frustrates me.
Anyways, yeah, you're cool. NEXT
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Post by Some dipshit on May 4, 2010 14:57:01 GMT -5
>Look inside and under pillow.
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Post by Some dipshit on May 4, 2010 14:52:56 GMT -5
Chocolate fondue, anyone?
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Post by Some dipshit on May 4, 2010 14:22:31 GMT -5
As much as you'd love to punch that annoying MAL-9001 Public Interface, you're very definitely not boss. The thought depresses you. Besides, the computer is your friend. And friends don't punch each other in the face. So says the employee handbook, at least. However, MAL also announces that today is Muffin Monday. Your FRUSTRATION recedes a little. Incidentally, your work station is near, so this would be a good moment to check that you've got everything with you.
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Post by Some dipshit on May 2, 2010 17:43:19 GMT -5
Health care joke is a personal favorite.
As is the tentacles joke.
And the rival naming joke.
As the...
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Post by Some dipshit on May 2, 2010 14:48:05 GMT -5
So, after getting bored out of my wits, I decided "Eh, why the hell not..." and started another interactive story experiment. *ahem* You are Mortimer Paradox. Male, Caucasian, 32 years old, graduate in Sciency Stuff Almost Nobody Understands And Is Too Lazy To Actually REsearch Aside From a Few Wikipedia Articles. You work at the White Silla Research Facility, located somewhere in New Mexico next to a mysterious smoking crater. Anyways, you're ridng the tram to your workplace, where an important experiment of some sort is going to take place. You feel slightly irritated by that announcing voice that always plays whenever you ride the tram.
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 30, 2010 18:28:54 GMT -5
No, I prefer to believe in Harvey Dent, thank you very much.
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 27, 2010 10:37:14 GMT -5
Jesus Camp? As in...as in....no. No. Nononononono... No, please don't tell me that... *shudder*
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 26, 2010 13:10:04 GMT -5
To understand.
To get sincere wisdom and not comfortable answers.
To get a clue of the whole greater scheme (wether it exists or not) and not mere groupthink.
To have honest answers about what I am or what I could be and not precepts about what I'm supposed to be.
I could say it in many more ways, but you get the point.
And maybe happiness, if I ever find out what it is. If it's something at all.
Oh, and be a somewhat known and respected writer/mangaka/whatever.
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 26, 2010 12:38:22 GMT -5
When will rap music just DROP DEAD ALREADY!?
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 26, 2010 12:16:26 GMT -5
He's en route to becoming a valuable disciple of THE GREAT OBAMESSIAH.
Also, he's fun to talk with.
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 26, 2010 12:13:56 GMT -5
Biu sed:
"I'm always on MSN.
Unless I'm not. Then I'm not."
DESCARTES YAY
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 16, 2010 13:15:04 GMT -5
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!
Oh, and Scrabble.
Favorite one-eyed badass (fictional or not)? Please post a pic along with the name kthx
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 12, 2010 15:26:04 GMT -5
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 10, 2010 13:50:11 GMT -5
Happity uppity birthday, Johnny. Enjoy every part of it.
But don't go nuts on the cake.
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 10, 2010 13:49:14 GMT -5
"The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari". You don't see shit like that every day.
Favourite creature bron of human legend?
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 10, 2010 13:31:42 GMT -5
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 9, 2010 22:02:15 GMT -5
Simple request:
An emaciated, wild-eyed grinning dude in a straitjacket, chained to the wall of a cell.
And a happy smiley on the wall opposite him.
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 9, 2010 21:36:25 GMT -5
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 8, 2010 12:17:54 GMT -5
Hamlet. Or Macbeth. Others maybe.
Favourite medium? (As in, literature, television, anime, etc)
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 8, 2010 11:51:09 GMT -5
OMFG TEH RORSCHACH
Good times...good times...
...hurm.
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 6, 2010 20:05:10 GMT -5
HEEEEEEEEEEEY
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Nothing.
Watch Broken Saints.
This shameless advertisement has been sponsored by no one. I clearly didn't think this through. Also, are you seriously trying to make out what this text says? Yay for free time! Now seriously, pat yourself on the back.
And watch Broken Saints
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 3, 2010 20:24:44 GMT -5
Mint tablets. Or whatever they are called.
Your favorite movie within the last five years?
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Post by Some dipshit on Apr 2, 2010 22:19:08 GMT -5
Is a nice and well-spoken guy, even if our conversations aren't that fluid (Well, that's my fault, but anyways...)
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