Post by SwordKill on Jan 18, 2008 16:12:05 GMT -5
spawner said:
Awesome. Short but sweetShort. Yes. But I think you will find that this chapter will be quite the opposite...
Previously on 'Team Rofflez':
The ship, well, actually half the ship, had landed on a small island in the middle of a huge ocean. No land could be seen on the horizon, no matter which direction Swordkill looked. Spawner was sleeping in the cargo-hold. So that means that Spawner was in some other place, maybe his half had sunk into the ocean? But Swordkill knew that Spawner was alive. He could almost sense it.
And he had to find him, fast.
Chapter 10
The Dark Void[/b]
"Oh god, where am I?" Muttered Spawner. He was lying face-down on a very dusty and cold floor. He rolled over and looked up at the sky, but there was no sky. Just like the White Void. But this was different to the White Void, the ground and sky were a horrible dark red, not white. His elbows and knees had been scraped, and he was all bruised. Unlike the White Void, he was in pain. Not like he had ever felt in the brawl. And it felt so empty. So was the White Void, but this place was just... empty. Nothing was there, not even a breeze. His hair continued to fall in front of his eyes, and he had to blow it back upwards.
He got to his feet and had a good look around. A few hundred meters away from him was a mass of broken metal. Wires stuck up from the pile, now and then their broken tips flashed with the buzz of electricity, still trying to flow. Still trying to stay alive. Spawner allowed himself a brief smile, at least he had power supply. He approached the pile of metal. He stretched out his arm, and spun around on the spot. A small metal hut was formed around him. He added some finishing touches: a sofa; a bed; a 42 inch plasma screen television; and a picture frame, containing a note saying 'Home, sweet home'.
Spawner really smiled now.
"Y'know, I could sell real estate here!" he stopped smiling "Wait, who am I talking to?" he lightly slapped himself on the cheek, with one hand, and then the other.
He hooked up the television, sat down on the sofa, just in time for 'Neighbors', Spawner's favourite soap.
Twenty minutes passed, and just as Spawner jumped out of his seat, because of the epic ending, there was a loud tapping on the door.
"Who's there?" Spawner called out.
"Open up, now!" Came the reply.
Spawner got up and approached the door. Just as he opened it, a large hand grabbed his face, and threw him onto the cold, dusty floor outside his new house.
"What the hell?" Shouted Spawner. He stood up and had a good look at this person. He was dressed in a Pair of cargo shorts, and a grey shirt with the arms ripped off. His skin was orange and scaly, and he had sharp, black claws emerging from his fingertips. His face resembled that of some kind of lizard's. He looked sort of human, but he had a bit of a snout sticking out from his face. His teeth were like his claws, black and shiny, but with bits of food stuck in between them. His eyes were bright green, and sparkled when he gave Spawner a slick smile.
"I know you..." stuttered Spawner
"Can-i-bal" Said Can-i-bal. He spat out some tobacco he was chewing onto Spawner's shoe. "And you must be Spawner"
"But... we banished you..."
"Yes, but that was from the white void. Welcome to my world, the dark void"
"You cannot claim this place as yours"
"oh, but I can" Can-i-bal put his scaly fingers into his mouth and let loose a loud whistling sound. Spawner stared at Can-i-bal for a few seconds, and noticed he was looking behind him. Spawner looked round, and was immediately hit in the back by something very hard. He stumbled forwards before collapsing into a puddle of very dirty water.
"Not so tough now, are you!?" Laughed Can-i-bal "In my world, you can feel pain!" Spawner just layed there. His shoulder blade felt like it was shattered. He couldn't move at all without feeling incredible pain. "oh, but that was too harsh!" Can-i-bal smirked. He pointed his hand at Spawner, and a blue light emerged from it. Spawner felt a warm, soothing feeling in his shoulder blade, and he could move again. "Get up, boy! I want a real brawl. I haven't tasted fresh blood in months!" Spawner got to his feet, and dusted himself off.
"You want a brawl?" Smiled Spawner, looking very sinister. You could almost see the fire in his eyes, of how determined he was. "Brawling is what I do best"
Can-i-bal opened his mouth, a large mass of smoke poured out, before a glowing beam of fire. Spawner quickly fell to the floor, narrowly avoiding the blast. Can-i-bal flicked his foot forwards, getting a load of dirt in Spawner's eyes.
"What are you doing you cheater!?" Screamed Spawner, rubbing his eyes.
"Nobody's around, Spawner" hissed Can-i-bal. "We're allowed to fight dirty here" He kicked Spawner in the head, and Spawner quickly shot his hands onto his head. "Come on, boy! Give it all you got!" And he spat on him.
Spawner was getting really angry. Never had he been disgraced in such a way. He raised his arm in the air, his eyes now turning bloodshot from his rage, and spawned a swarm of wasps, headed straight towards Can-i-bal. As Can-i-bal waved his arms in the air, trying to get the angry wasps away, Spawner jumped to his feet. His head was still bleeding from the kick, but that didn't stop him. A pair of brass knuckles appeared on his fists, and he have Can-i-bal a heavy smack in the chest, sending him tumbling to the floor. But Can-i-bal never gave up, no matter what kind of immense pain he was in. In a matter of milliseconds, he rolled backwards, and onto his feet, standing in a sturdy battle stance. His face was covered in stings, one very noticeable one was just next to his left eye, making it very bloodshot, which turned it from perfect green to diseases brown. He wiped his eye, which was very watery, and then released another blast of fire at Spawner. But he was not so fast this time, Spawner was hit by the fire and was sent flying to the floor. There was a large hole in his shirt, the edge of it was scorched, and the blast had torn up the skin on Spawner's belly.
As he layed on the ground in agony, he began pondering something. Not since he fell asleep on the ship had he even thought about Swordkill, or Sticky, or the destruction of the White Void. But that was a good thing, just thinking of the fight he was in... But what if this was about to end, here? He could feel nothing except the scorching pain of the burn on his stomach. He could have been murdered, right there by Can-i-bal. But somewhere, among the pain, and suffering... There was hope...
Spawner pulled himself up to his feet, still crouching. He spat out a bit of blood, and then got to his feet. But almost instantly vomited. Can-i-bal, who had already poured himself a glass of champagne, heard this, and looked round to see a very injured, but very alive Spawner. Spawner looked up, and spat a large amount of phlegm into the air, which landed directly into Can-i-bal's glass of champagne.
"Bull's eye" muttered Spawner.
Can-i-bal threw the glass on the ground.
"How the hell can you be alive?" He shouted "My fire call kill anyone!"
"You're overconfident" smiled Spawner "That's what makes you a noob."
"I am no noob!!!" Screamed Can-i-bal. He picked up a piece of sharp, broken metal. He ran towards Spawner, screaming. Spawner simply ducked, going underneathe Can-i-bal, and then kicked him in the back of one of his feet. Sending him tumbling forwards, onto the floor.
"AAAARRRGH!" Screamed Can-i-bal. He rolled over, revealing his mouth was full of blood, and there was a large hole in his tongue. "You made me bit my tongue, you bastard!" He said, lisping incredibly. He jumped up, and began charging another fire attack. But something stopped him. It was long, and had a metal tip. Can-i-bal had been stabbed by a long scythe. the blade was going right through him, and came out through his heart. He stumbled forwards, before collapsing. Dead.
Grimscott was standing there, her scythe in hand, why was now covered in strange, black Can-i-bal blood. She grinned at Spawner.
"Grimscott?" Spawner said, still baffled "How did you... how did.... why are you..."
"You ask to many questions" she replied "Come on, I want to show you something"