Post by Ele Mantel on Jan 17, 2010 11:45:55 GMT -5
Me and virus were walking down the avenue
I said I was hungry and wanted some barbeque
he said first we gotta see mr. montague
we've gotta show up on time for the interview
with that reasoning I know you can't argue
because you want a job being such a money jew
I said I wonder if he'll do a crime overview
because if he does, that just won't do
He asked why and I said lets just continue
we went to the interview
he didn't do an overview
it's about time we got some barbecue
I said wacha gonna get from the menu
he said he didn't know but he's got a curfew
and besides, he's way overdue
for some sex, with Lou,
his husband and he needs to eat some of the honeydue
in his fridge but we heard a little cat cry out mew mew
and we knew that we were the ones to rescue (it)
so I threw a rock at it and there came mathew
he said why the fuck you throwin rocks at sinew
I said who?
My cat she also goes by the name boo.
The cat started to turn blue
she was more scared than garrison mue
so I got out a latter and realised nothing rhymed with mue
so we went home.
THE END
I said I was hungry and wanted some barbeque
he said first we gotta see mr. montague
we've gotta show up on time for the interview
with that reasoning I know you can't argue
because you want a job being such a money jew
I said I wonder if he'll do a crime overview
because if he does, that just won't do
He asked why and I said lets just continue
we went to the interview
he didn't do an overview
it's about time we got some barbecue
I said wacha gonna get from the menu
he said he didn't know but he's got a curfew
and besides, he's way overdue
for some sex, with Lou,
his husband and he needs to eat some of the honeydue
in his fridge but we heard a little cat cry out mew mew
and we knew that we were the ones to rescue (it)
so I threw a rock at it and there came mathew
he said why the fuck you throwin rocks at sinew
I said who?
My cat she also goes by the name boo.
The cat started to turn blue
she was more scared than garrison mue
so I got out a latter and realised nothing rhymed with mue
so we went home.
THE END
sorry it started to lose it's flow on the way
but I was running out of cool things to say
It's usually hard to keep this genius at bay
but it's about time I decided to say
I'm blacker on the inside than TAY ZONDAY
*drops the mic*
but I was running out of cool things to say
It's usually hard to keep this genius at bay
but it's about time I decided to say
I'm blacker on the inside than TAY ZONDAY
*drops the mic*
Taryns the girl all the brawlers are fighting for
Shes the one that they most adore
all of them are fighting rich or poor
they think shes sweet but shes actually rotten to the core
one day while "she" was relaxing by the shore
"she" stumbled on a cave to explore
"she" found a lamp where a genie bore
"she" asked to be a woman, asked to be restore
but before then, according to lore
she wasn't a woman, but really a centaur
Suprised, I'm sure you are
maybe you'll think twice before with her you score
So you wanna talk bad bout walruses eh
the first amendment allows you to say
whatever you want, so say away
but there are walruses all around those bays
everywhere you wouldn't expect they
would be around, they're even in your house to this day
Just waitin for the day you slip up, let your emotions astray
whats stopping them from messin you up tomorrow or today?
nothin, thats what, so you better stop the play
I mean hey jay don't get caught in their fray
or you're toast, whered you get that anti walrus spray?
will you trust that to your grave?
just lemmie get out what I was trying to say
don't fuck with walruses
if you want to be alive the rest of the day
the first amendment allows you to say
whatever you want, so say away
but there are walruses all around those bays
everywhere you wouldn't expect they
would be around, they're even in your house to this day
Just waitin for the day you slip up, let your emotions astray
whats stopping them from messin you up tomorrow or today?
nothin, thats what, so you better stop the play
I mean hey jay don't get caught in their fray
or you're toast, whered you get that anti walrus spray?
will you trust that to your grave?
just lemmie get out what I was trying to say
don't fuck with walruses
if you want to be alive the rest of the day
the future is a scary thing
there will be surplus like never before
people will be useless killed off by the tone of a bing
doesn't matter if you own a store, do decor, or are a whore
they'll get you, and the world will be ruled by one king
go ahead to a gun shop and walk up to the door
ask for some kind of gun with a powerful zing
time to get rid of this stupid wasteful world war
stop all the killing, it'll only take a fling to the trigger by your finger
walk into the palace and put that asshole king to the floor
ask him if he has any last requests
before putting him to the door
in a body bag
what a fag
might as well take out the other guards with your full mag
too bad none of that action is in the present, what a drag
there will be surplus like never before
people will be useless killed off by the tone of a bing
doesn't matter if you own a store, do decor, or are a whore
they'll get you, and the world will be ruled by one king
go ahead to a gun shop and walk up to the door
ask for some kind of gun with a powerful zing
time to get rid of this stupid wasteful world war
stop all the killing, it'll only take a fling to the trigger by your finger
walk into the palace and put that asshole king to the floor
ask him if he has any last requests
before putting him to the door
in a body bag
what a fag
might as well take out the other guards with your full mag
too bad none of that action is in the present, what a drag
oh yay It's grim's birthday
one more year closer to wilting away
You probably shouldn't think that way
because I mean cause hey
I mean you're one year closer to college,
then you'll get more knowledge
but thats not why people enjoy to go, you know
best years of your life for gettin wasted and partying, bro
think of it as an opportunity
but you and I are like a duo unity
if shit goes down we got each other's backs
because I mean it happens when we're blacker than black
anyway
didn't mean for this to go astray
as to grim, I hope you the happiest of birthdays
one more year closer to wilting away
You probably shouldn't think that way
because I mean cause hey
I mean you're one year closer to college,
then you'll get more knowledge
but thats not why people enjoy to go, you know
best years of your life for gettin wasted and partying, bro
think of it as an opportunity
but you and I are like a duo unity
if shit goes down we got each other's backs
because I mean it happens when we're blacker than black
anyway
didn't mean for this to go astray
as to grim, I hope you the happiest of birthdays
oh yeah this thread
usually I try to think of something but end up going to bed
shit I just remembered I've got a bunch of lit to do
way too much to be wasting time rapping to you
no seriously I really should get on it
but I'm always procrastinating a bit
today I think I'm going to do the definitions thing
ironically the part I did today was a poem, zing
I JUST CAN'T AWAY FROM THEM MAN
YEAH I LIKE POEMS AND RHYMING AND STUFF BUT DAMN
well this one didn't rhyme, it was a dimond poem
I really can't think of anything that rhymes with poem
so yeah I'm gonna do my lit before I fail
ONLINE DICTIONARY IS WHERE I NOW WILL SET SAIL
usually I try to think of something but end up going to bed
shit I just remembered I've got a bunch of lit to do
way too much to be wasting time rapping to you
no seriously I really should get on it
but I'm always procrastinating a bit
today I think I'm going to do the definitions thing
ironically the part I did today was a poem, zing
I JUST CAN'T AWAY FROM THEM MAN
YEAH I LIKE POEMS AND RHYMING AND STUFF BUT DAMN
well this one didn't rhyme, it was a dimond poem
I really can't think of anything that rhymes with poem
so yeah I'm gonna do my lit before I fail
ONLINE DICTIONARY IS WHERE I NOW WILL SET SAIL
she looks away when I look in her direction
He's looking at me, what do I do?
It's so hard for our eyes just to make a connection
I want to talk to him, but who he is I have no clue
I just want to see some of her perfection
The way I think it's like I'm giving him an analytical review
I want to ask her out but I really fear rejection
Whenever I see him my face goes through 2 different hue
I've decided I'll ask her if I can get detection
I saw him in the hall and he turned to me, so I did too
I told her to go to the dance, she was my selection
I talk to him and learned he only wanted to screw
I just had to find a way to get rid of my erection
I told him to leave and I never talked to him again, the date was just a rue
I thought me and her had some kind of affection
and to think it was always him I wanted to persue.
He's looking at me, what do I do?
It's so hard for our eyes just to make a connection
I want to talk to him, but who he is I have no clue
I just want to see some of her perfection
The way I think it's like I'm giving him an analytical review
I want to ask her out but I really fear rejection
Whenever I see him my face goes through 2 different hue
I've decided I'll ask her if I can get detection
I saw him in the hall and he turned to me, so I did too
I told her to go to the dance, she was my selection
I talk to him and learned he only wanted to screw
I just had to find a way to get rid of my erection
I told him to leave and I never talked to him again, the date was just a rue
I thought me and her had some kind of affection
and to think it was always him I wanted to persue.
Today was a cloudy and shitty day
definetly nothing to do or play
my girlfriend came up to me with a quarter bag
we smoked it and said hell yeah lets shag
we were fucking and stuff
I decided I would be a little rough
so I shoved it in her pooper first change I got
the way she looked at me I thought I was gonna get shot
she left and I was like wachur deal bitch
then she threw a rock at me and I needed a stitch
she pissed me off so I shot her
I freaked out due to my slaughter
the police came after a little while
I drove off in my gran torino in style
then I pulled over, got out my guitar
rocked them all out of their cars
they were like fuck yeah this guys cool
then I became president, they let me rule
but they caught me listening to elton john once
yeah all I can say is it wasn't much of a bunce
they threw me out calling me a fag
I still had half left of my quarter bag
I smoked it and got super powers
I decided to build a special ops tower
now I wanna get laid, I need pussy to devour
so where do I go
to get on some sweet lovin fa sho
when all the cops chase me
I need a girl with a tight vag and strong knees.
So my question here okay
is how do I get laid by the end of the day
definetly nothing to do or play
my girlfriend came up to me with a quarter bag
we smoked it and said hell yeah lets shag
we were fucking and stuff
I decided I would be a little rough
so I shoved it in her pooper first change I got
the way she looked at me I thought I was gonna get shot
she left and I was like wachur deal bitch
then she threw a rock at me and I needed a stitch
she pissed me off so I shot her
I freaked out due to my slaughter
the police came after a little while
I drove off in my gran torino in style
then I pulled over, got out my guitar
rocked them all out of their cars
they were like fuck yeah this guys cool
then I became president, they let me rule
but they caught me listening to elton john once
yeah all I can say is it wasn't much of a bunce
they threw me out calling me a fag
I still had half left of my quarter bag
I smoked it and got super powers
I decided to build a special ops tower
now I wanna get laid, I need pussy to devour
so where do I go
to get on some sweet lovin fa sho
when all the cops chase me
I need a girl with a tight vag and strong knees.
So my question here okay
is how do I get laid by the end of the day