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Post by Grimscott on Dec 23, 2010 1:01:43 GMT -5
It's almost Christmas, meaning it's almost time for you, THE MUCHO MAGNIFICO DiabloKing, to take up the mantle of EXTREME SANTA CLAUS. . .since you accidentally killed the previous Santa in a tragic accidental accident that you didn't mean to do. But it's not Christmas yet, so you just need to get ready before you can go off into the night, bringing joy to the good AND RAINING GREAT AND TERRIBLE DOOM UPON THE WICKED. How should you prepare?
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charlie
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Post by charlie on Dec 23, 2010 1:03:05 GMT -5
go to the japanese chest waxing salon
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Post by destructin on Dec 23, 2010 1:06:06 GMT -5
you need reindeers for your sleigh.
you also need a sleigh.
grab the most noble of brawlers to be your trusted sleigh pullers.
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Post by The Omnipresence on Dec 23, 2010 1:11:53 GMT -5
Go visit that Omnipresence fellow, he surely has a vehicle that could travel around the world in a night.
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Post by llllllllllll on Dec 23, 2010 1:24:07 GMT -5
Go visit that Omnipresence fellow, he surely has a vehicle that could travel around the world in a night. Provided you know what you're doing and don't open up a worm hole into the ZONE OF UNIMAGINABLE, UNTELLABLE, HORRORS.
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Post by Zarth on Dec 23, 2010 1:40:20 GMT -5
Because I know he hates it when people dont know who the hell he is.
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Post by llllllllllll on Dec 23, 2010 1:54:50 GMT -5
Zarths just asking for it.
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Post by Gront on Dec 23, 2010 2:04:17 GMT -5
go to the japanese chest waxing salon Lies. Real men have manly chest hair.
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Post by Grimscott on Dec 23, 2010 2:11:59 GMT -5
((Took Man, stop making portraits of my Brawlers and then trying to talk to them, it's fucking disturbing. You are CREEPING ME OUT, man!)) You briefly consider getting a chest wax, but immediately realize what a stupid fucking idea that is. A hairy chest is a source of pride, a sign of a REAL MAN, almost as manly as having the world's highest score for Robot Unicorn Attack (which you do). You don't want to go around looking like some prepubescent boy. Instead, you think you'll find some reinbeer you mean reindeer YOU SWEAR TO DRUNK YOU'RE NOT GOD *hic* And by reindeer you mean whoever you manage to kidnap YOU MEAN CONVINCE TO JOIN YOU Wheeljack, Messiah, Psibat, Awkward Man, OASRT, Vomit Guy, Rocky, and the Chain Twins have joined your party.
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Post by llllllllllll on Dec 23, 2010 2:38:02 GMT -5
Damn I ain't on the party cruz? Shit Grim I thought we wuz cool like that ya' feel me?
YOU OWE ME A REFUND OF CHOCOLATE FOR ME SIGNING THEM PAPERS
Suggestion: Take your deer and go get new hairstyles to look WICKED AWESOME, Mohawks for everyone.
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Post by Gront on Dec 23, 2010 2:43:55 GMT -5
Damn I ain't on the party cruz? Your characters are too pissed off to be on Team Santa. Note how all the characters selected are either lulzy, always happy, or both. Team Santa should get some elves or other slave labor to make the toys. Hurry, there's not much time left!
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Post by llllllllllll on Dec 23, 2010 2:48:42 GMT -5
Damn I ain't on the party cruz? Your characters are too pissed off to be on Team Santa. Note how all the characters selected are either lulzy, always happy, or both. Team Santa should get some elves or other slave labor to make the toys. Hurry, there's not much time left! Scyth isn't one of the seemingly always pissed ones.. D: I demand a recount!!! I dunno maybe you're right thinking about it makes me feel none of them have that Christmas cheer. [my characters]
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Post by Grimscott on Dec 23, 2010 3:22:57 GMT -5
Damn I ain't on the party cruz? Shit Grim I thought we wuz cool like that ya' feel me? ((Grimscott is dead. She is no more. She has ceased to exist. AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU KILLED HER.)) In the unnamed planet of shortness, sugar and trees, elves live a peaceful life. Children are born, families are made, friendships flourish, and togetherness is abound. Until the TYRANTS came. You enslave their people, show them the meaning of pain, and work them into their graves for your own amusement. And you know, cuz someone has to make all those Wiistation 360s everyone in the city wants. God bless us, everyone.DiabloKing has LEVELED UP and gained the rank of ROBBER BARON.
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Post by The Omnipresence on Dec 23, 2010 3:26:41 GMT -5
Dudebro should learn the secrets of the fist of the north star and then become the savior of the world he enslaved, just to confuse the hell out of his slaves.
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Post by Grimscott on Dec 23, 2010 4:04:50 GMT -5
You learn the secrets of the fist of the north star, gaining power beyond the wildest imaginings of man. (And by that you mean the ability to make shit explode after you punch it) The elves are filled with hope. Have you finally regained your humanity? Pffffffft yeah right!!!!!!!!
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Post by drychris1337 on Dec 23, 2010 4:13:50 GMT -5
Sing a maniacal number.
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Post by llllllllllll on Dec 23, 2010 4:14:26 GMT -5
Make the elves work overtime with no pay and triple shifts, CHRISTMAS IS FOR THE LITTLE TYKES DAMN IT SO I CAN GET MONEY. I MEAN, ER SO HE CAN GET MONEY. YEAH..YES.
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Post by Metal Chao on Dec 23, 2010 5:44:15 GMT -5
You need some kind of protection from the hundreds of dangerous traps probably awaiting you in the chimneys of paranoid brawlers
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Post by DJGrandPa on Dec 23, 2010 9:11:43 GMT -5
... This begs for a repost!
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Post by McJesus on Dec 23, 2010 9:28:30 GMT -5
disregard everyone else's suggestions and get mostly naked
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Post by Grimscott on Dec 23, 2010 12:13:32 GMT -5
((And now the direct IMG tags suddenly work for imageshack.
. . .Christmas miracle?)) You decide to work them harder just for the hell of it. DOUBLE SHIFTS, TRIPLE SHIFTS, QUADRUPLE SHIFTS, QUINTUPLE SHIFTS! NO PAY ( >implying you ever paid them in the first place)! REMOVING THE WHEELS AND RAILS TO THEIR MINECARTS! RELEASING AFRICAN HONEY BADGERS INTO THE WORKSTATION! RECORDING THEIR SUFFERING WITH INTENTION OF PUTTING IT ON YOUTUBE! Welp, that was fun. Oh hey, looks like the presents are ready! All safely set in your bag (bigger on the inside) and everything! You get worried because you realize that paranoid Brawlers (seriously what is their deal YOU ARE ONLY THE BESTEST GUY EVER them bitches is just jelly) may have traps set for you. You'll probably need some protection. Oh wait, you don't need it! You've got SEXY PROTECTION, sexiness that can protect you from things! Sextection. Prosextion. Yeah, that sounds good.
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Post by llllllllllll on Dec 23, 2010 12:15:36 GMT -5
Use your Prosextion and get jiggy with it. LAUNCH THE BRAWLERS!! HYAH!
That meaning load your sleigh and go off into the white night to deliver the prezzes.
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Post by charlie on Dec 23, 2010 13:39:16 GMT -5
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Post by DJGrandPa on Dec 23, 2010 13:48:55 GMT -5
I remembered an old tradition...
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Post by llllllllllll on Dec 23, 2010 13:54:29 GMT -5
May I say that was an awesome clip. Ok no mo dero okeyo.
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Post by Grimscott on Dec 23, 2010 16:32:26 GMT -5
You are now the Workweary Vigilantelf. This horrible monster, this DIABLOKING, has regularly enslaved and slaughtered your people long enough. Now is the time, the time to take a stand, the time to make things right. You inspire the remnants of the elves with words of strength and courage, hope and glory. Justice will prevail. "Make like a tree and get the fuck out of my sight. I don't need you assholes anymore." You tell him that you won't be leaving, and retribution is required. "Heh. Retribution?" DK: Attempt to give them "retribution". Your attempt was an overwhelming success! The King let you live. Presumably so that you may set an example for others who would dare challenge him. All you want to do is go live alone in peace, where kings and elves cannot find you. You are now back to being DK. That was fun. Now all you need to do is get your sleigh ready, and you should be all set to deliver presents.
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Post by McJesus on Dec 23, 2010 16:36:17 GMT -5
Joe the Elf: Consider complaining how your veins are filled with nothing but gasoline.
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Post by Grimscott on Dec 23, 2010 17:27:42 GMT -5
Joe the Elf complains. DK: Light up the night.
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Post by charlie on Dec 23, 2010 17:28:38 GMT -5
DK: deliver presence
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Post by Gront on Dec 23, 2010 17:32:19 GMT -5
Start a fire in a disco. Then in a Taco Bell. Ask people if they want to know how you keep starting fires.
Lightbulb crotch optional
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