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Post by Dog on Jun 24, 2013 14:02:24 GMT -5
I feel like doing things, you feel like telling people to do things. Everybody wins. Let's get on with it. You are asleep. You wake up...  ...in a graveyard. What do? |
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Post by Norville "Bourbon" Rogers on Jun 24, 2013 14:48:19 GMT -5
Die
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Dog
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Post by Dog on Jun 24, 2013 16:28:48 GMT -5
You think about this one for a moment. You decide that it's quite a convenient time to die especially when you're here sitting in a grave. You attempt to die. You're overjoyed with the fact that you were able to die, only to realize that you are once again alive. Now what?  |
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Post by Gront on Jun 24, 2013 16:33:46 GMT -5
Read your(?) tombstone.
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Dog
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Post by Dog on Jun 24, 2013 17:49:41 GMT -5
You read your tombstone. You can only make out some of the words.  Sure doesn't sound like you, so you begin to suspect that there's already someone/something buried here. |
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Post by Gront on Jun 24, 2013 18:03:59 GMT -5
Go get a hamburger.
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Post by Norville "Bourbon" Rogers on Jun 24, 2013 20:37:55 GMT -5
Grave is too shallow.
Keep digging
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Post by destructin on Jun 24, 2013 22:18:29 GMT -5
>tfw no cutie patootie 3.14 gf to cuddle with
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Dog
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Post by Dog on Jun 25, 2013 15:12:21 GMT -5
>tfw no cutie patootie 3.14 gf to cuddle with Grave is too shallow. Keep digging You feel greatly saddened by the fact that you don't have female companionship here in your lonely grave. You begin to dig deeper in an attempt to die once again. You uncover several discarded gloves.  For some reason the sight of disembodied hands makes you quite hungry, and you wander to the nearest hamburger place.  |
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Post by destructin on Jun 25, 2013 16:39:48 GMT -5
spaghetti everywhere
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Dog
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Post by Dog on Jun 25, 2013 18:57:52 GMT -5
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pm
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...Huh?
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Post by pm on Jun 25, 2013 21:19:21 GMT -5
I think he means try and pick up the cute blondie. Unsucessfully. I however would like to see deadguy be successful in his efforts. Also Animal style? Nice touch. |
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..Huh?
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Post by pm on Jun 26, 2013 8:24:06 GMT -5
Buy the soul food and eat it to actualize your inner self and become stronger
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