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Post by ass1234 on Apr 30, 2008 20:02:44 GMT -5
Do i win yet?
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Post by firemario on Apr 30, 2008 20:03:05 GMT -5
Bomb China, and dig from both sides of the diamond.
Then rape the hole you put in the earth with my MASSIVE CAWK
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Post by Ele Mantel on Apr 30, 2008 20:04:42 GMT -5
Okay, done.
Now, how the hell am I going to sell this dimond if it goes hundreds of thousands of miles.
Oh, and russians are trying to kill you for some unknown reason.
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Post by Grimscott on Apr 30, 2008 20:05:11 GMT -5
Sell it to the Russians and use the money to purchase bodyguards.
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Post by ass1234 on Apr 30, 2008 20:06:37 GMT -5
Run home and get my rocket launcher blast the angry guys and russians and the daimond.
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Post by Yacazuma on Apr 30, 2008 20:06:38 GMT -5
Give the Russians bread. Everyone loves bread.
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Post by Xinxinix on Apr 30, 2008 20:08:29 GMT -5
Sell the diamond and then have a smexy party with the russians but with a fake cake.
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Post by rubyxoxo on Apr 30, 2008 20:09:29 GMT -5
bear wrestle til' they think you are worthy enough to live.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Apr 30, 2008 20:19:44 GMT -5
Sell the diamond and then have a smexy party with the russians but with a fake cake. Okay. You now have a dimond as big as the earth, and lie cake. Now what. |
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Post by Yacazuma on Apr 30, 2008 20:21:17 GMT -5
TOAST. GODDAMNIT, TOAST.
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Post by firemario on Apr 30, 2008 20:21:27 GMT -5
Sell the diamond and then have a smexy party with the russians but with a fake cake. Okay. You now have a dimond as big as the earth, and lie cake. Now what. Have the diamond and lie cake make babies, and then have Xin eat those Diamond/Cake babies. |
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Post by ass1234 on Apr 30, 2008 20:21:40 GMT -5
Rick roll people.
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Post by Hat Salesman on Apr 30, 2008 20:22:12 GMT -5
Do the Thriller, and bomb Ukraine, because they're not American. Then kill the PM of Britain. Bish.
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Post by rubyxoxo on Apr 30, 2008 20:55:52 GMT -5
hmm... nows my chance to rule the world... SO BLOW IT UP!!!! ;D (the world i mean)  |
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Post by Hat Salesman on Apr 30, 2008 20:56:39 GMT -5
Sweet. Why didn't I think of that?
@ruby: GTFI chat!
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Post by Ele Mantel on Apr 30, 2008 20:58:32 GMT -5
I rick rolled people. I still have lie cake, and a dimond the size of the earth, and now a bunch of people pissed. >:C DAMMIT JACOB. |
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Post by Hat Salesman on Apr 30, 2008 21:01:01 GMT -5
Eat the cake. Then, use the superpowers gained to lift up the diamond and crush it into little gems. Or you could die.
Stupid radioactive cake...
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Post by ass1234 on Apr 30, 2008 21:01:41 GMT -5
Do i get karma now?
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Post by Ele Mantel on Apr 30, 2008 21:02:22 GMT -5
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Post by ass1234 on Apr 30, 2008 21:04:06 GMT -5
Yay whats next!
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Post by ₦ῒ↑ʁo on Apr 30, 2008 21:12:11 GMT -5
ask john to do you a favor and ask him to plow a huge ass meteor into the earth then the people will be dead and the diomend shattered, eat your cake with a fork and knife and plate you managed to save, then reconstruct the earth and everything is back to normal. yes?
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Post by snickers on May 1, 2008 1:47:37 GMT -5
Give the diamond to charity and lie about the cake.
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Post by bulet on May 1, 2008 3:28:25 GMT -5
I eat the cake and realize it was radioactive. I fart and fly up to mars with my diamond, I sell the diamond to aliens, and bribe those Russian guys with it. Then I go to a pr0n site. ;D
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Post by Dognapalm on May 1, 2008 9:46:49 GMT -5
Stab the Russians and throw them into a tub of salt.
For the diamond use the mail
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Post by CaptainChip on May 1, 2008 14:32:35 GMT -5
Cry, and then call the cops.
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Post by taylor on May 1, 2008 14:39:08 GMT -5
Eat the Radioactive cake. Go apeshit and become the toxic avenger. And die of the radiation. Now go to the "my will" thread, that'll help a lot.
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Post by John12346 on May 1, 2008 16:30:35 GMT -5
Use the massive diamond's force of gravity to make it the NEW planet Earth.
Leave the lie cake on the old Earth, so all the naughty liars will stay.
Viola. A perfect diamond world.
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Post by toastman7 on May 1, 2008 18:34:05 GMT -5
I CAN HEAR YOU, WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!? |
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Post by Yacazuma on May 1, 2008 21:00:45 GMT -5
I CAN HEAR YOU, WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!? YOUR SOUL. and some butter... |
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Post by Xinxinix on May 1, 2008 21:04:09 GMT -5
Stand there for a breif 3 second then shoop dah whoop once and try to hit as many people as possible. Then run frantically to Mexico with the diamond on your back. Then when you get there give the lie cake to a Mexican and let it eat his soul. Grab his wallet and find his Visa. Use them to buy a baby factory in which the Russians will not look cause they hate babies.
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