Rageblood
Guv'na
RAGE FOR DEMOD '08
OH GOD RUN THERE'S A ZOMBIE
Posts: 1,375
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Post by Rageblood on May 1, 2008 21:39:03 GMT -5
Get a job as a plumber, get a pipe wrench, and bash Jacob repeatedly in the head with it. Sell the lie cake on eBay, buy a PS3, put it on top of a pool of lava and laugh at Sony Fanboys trying to get it.
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Post by Ele Mantel on May 2, 2008 6:41:30 GMT -5
Use the massive diamond's force of gravity to make it the NEW planet Earth. Leave the lie cake on the old Earth, so all the naughty liars will stay. Viola. A perfect diamond world. Does this. Now I live on a planet with no agroculture, and I am dieing of starvation. SOMEBODY HELP MAH.
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CaptainChip
Saintly
[M0n:1408]
New MS Paint sucks.
Posts: 2,972
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Post by CaptainChip on May 2, 2008 7:17:48 GMT -5
Cry, and then call the cops.
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Post by benavides20 on May 2, 2008 7:24:20 GMT -5
ok get me a hammer a chisle and mabey some rockets but this pickle jar will come open
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Post by Ele Mantel on May 31, 2008 22:17:17 GMT -5
Cry, and then call the cops. I does this, and the popo find my weed. Now what? +1 karma owaitlolo
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Post by Balto-Boy on May 31, 2008 22:25:39 GMT -5
I does this, and the popo find my weed. Now what? Well, duh! You bribe the cops with fresh marijuana!
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Post by Ele Mantel on May 31, 2008 22:27:08 GMT -5
I does this, and the popo find my weed. Now what? Well, duh! You bribe the cops with fresh marijuana! I do this, and they steal my pot, arrest me, and rape me in jail.
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CaptainChip
Saintly
[M0n:1408]
New MS Paint sucks.
Posts: 2,972
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Post by CaptainChip on Jun 1, 2008 0:21:17 GMT -5
Cry, and then call the cops.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Jun 1, 2008 0:26:16 GMT -5
Cry, and then call the cops. I do this, and they arrest grimscott for the overuse of YOU ARE A TOY. And I get out of jail with mah magical skills (and paroll) Now I am a free man and can do anything. Decisions decisions decisions...
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Post by John12346 on Jun 1, 2008 0:28:42 GMT -5
Decisions decisions decisions... MAIK ROCK CANDY USING THE DIAMONDS FROM EARTH 2
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Post by Ele Mantel on Jun 1, 2008 0:33:17 GMT -5
Decisions decisions decisions... MAIK ROCK CANDY USING THE DIAMONDS FROM EARTH 2NU THE POLICE FIXED THE EARTH.
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Post by John12346 on Jun 1, 2008 0:34:04 GMT -5
NU THE POLICE FIXED THE EARTH. FIEN THEN MAIK RAWK CADNY USING DIRT!
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Hat Salesman
Hero
Hey hey mama, said the way you move[M0n:-6104]
Well, hello there.
Posts: 3,131
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Post by Hat Salesman on Jun 1, 2008 0:35:02 GMT -5
HACK TEH INTRANETZ.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Jun 1, 2008 0:35:33 GMT -5
NU THE POLICE FIXED THE EARTH. FIEN THEN MAIK RAWK CADNY USING DIRT! I make rock candy out of dirt and it turns up being crystal meth and I eat it and I get high then 5 hours later I am not high anymore and we can continue with the plot NEXT.
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Post by Grimscott on Jun 1, 2008 1:24:29 GMT -5
A rapist/gerbil follows you home from school.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Jun 1, 2008 22:13:56 GMT -5
A rapist/gerbil follows you home from school. Okay. I say BAK OFF FOO'. And he does just that, and he lights on fire on sight of my awesome/huge pen0r.
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Post by Grimscott on Jun 1, 2008 23:16:47 GMT -5
His brother comes back with an army of rapist/gerbils WHO ALL HAVE MUCH BIGGER COCKS THAN YOU.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Jun 4, 2008 16:39:00 GMT -5
His brother comes back with an army of rapist/gerbils WHO ALL HAVE MUCH BIGGER COCKS THAN YOU. D: Okay, they light on fire because of my AWESOMENESS/HUGE VAGINA
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jallo
Apprentice
Posts: 246
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Post by jallo on Jun 4, 2008 17:48:01 GMT -5
You have an asthma attack.
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