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Post by Ele Mantel on Apr 30, 2008 17:52:17 GMT -5
Okay, I am going to say some kind of challange, and whatever responce amuses me the most, I will give them a karma.
Example: You get hit by a bus, now what? Call 9-11.
Okay, question is.
A bully throws a pencil at you, and it stabs into your neck and you bleed alot, but you don't die, or are not close to dieing, you're absolutly normal, minus the blood.
What do you do?
GO
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Post by Yacazuma on Apr 30, 2008 17:53:50 GMT -5
Raep him. :3
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Post by snickers on Apr 30, 2008 17:57:28 GMT -5
Falcon Punch him and grab a pen to give it to him to borrow.
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Post by rubyxoxo on Apr 30, 2008 17:57:30 GMT -5
TELL THE F*CKING TEACHER
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Post by Grimscott on Apr 30, 2008 17:58:06 GMT -5
First, I get a band-aid or some duct tape on that thar wound.
Second, give the bully a JTHM-style beating.
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Post by Hat Salesman on Apr 30, 2008 18:48:11 GMT -5
Give the pencil back to him.
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Post by rabiesisme on Apr 30, 2008 18:51:03 GMT -5
Star in a line of broadway musicals.
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Post by firemario on Apr 30, 2008 18:53:17 GMT -5
Knock him out, shove the pencil up his nose, smear blood on his lips like lipstick, and then write YOU HAVE AIDS backwards on his forehead.
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Post by jallo on Apr 30, 2008 18:53:35 GMT -5
Give him your social security number, then go beat the cotton candy out of Tom Cruise.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Apr 30, 2008 19:21:47 GMT -5
Give the pencil back to him. You give it back, and he says thanks, and gives you his corvette, his house, his life savings, and his soul, and a blue crayon. Then MISTAH AGNREH FAIC(teacher) COMES UP AND SAYS HAY BISH GIMMIE THAT STUFF. Then he steals it and stabs you, and opens your wound back up. Also; one karma for playa.
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Post by Hat Salesman on Apr 30, 2008 19:32:42 GMT -5
Walk up to MR. ANGREH FAIC and say that you are actually Michael Jackson. When you are incarcerated, attempt to telepathically communicate with him, saying, "I am... MR. SMILEH FAIC!"
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Post by Yacazuma on Apr 30, 2008 19:33:38 GMT -5
Give Mr. Faic a hug.
Then splode all over him.
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Post by rabiesisme on Apr 30, 2008 19:35:07 GMT -5
Take a dump on his chest.
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Post by CaptainChip on Apr 30, 2008 19:36:11 GMT -5
Cry, and then call the cops.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Apr 30, 2008 19:36:44 GMT -5
Take a dump on his chest. Okay, you take a dump on his chest, he finds it sexy, he now has a scat fetish, and now knows his true meaning. TO MAKE 2GUYS1DIARREAH AND YOU HAVE TO BE THE OTHER GUY. HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF THIS?! 1 karma for rabies.
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Post by Yacazuma on Apr 30, 2008 19:37:58 GMT -5
Puke on him.
AND SHOW HIM 2 GIRLS 1 CUP.
AND SING SCATMAN.
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Post by Hat Salesman on Apr 30, 2008 19:39:08 GMT -5
Go home and take that piss that you've been holding in all month. Seriously, I can't believe you held that in while shitting.
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Post by CaptainChip on Apr 30, 2008 19:39:32 GMT -5
Cry, and then call the cops.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2008 19:45:49 GMT -5
Get a sex change operation.
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Post by rubyxoxo on Apr 30, 2008 19:48:52 GMT -5
get a condom and hope u dont get raped along with getting aids. 1 is bad enough.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Apr 30, 2008 19:49:36 GMT -5
Get a sex change operation. Okay, you become a tranny. He decides not to diarheah on you. Then you are walking home and you see a rock. That rock happens to be pure dimond, and it is bigger then your head. But, it's chained down, CHAINED DOWN WITH DIMOND. WHAT DOES ONE DO. (Oh, and you can't go home, it is flooded with >:(s
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Post by Yacazuma on Apr 30, 2008 19:50:56 GMT -5
Get Mista Faic to to the biggest dump you have ever seen on that diamond.
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Post by Hat Salesman on Apr 30, 2008 19:51:07 GMT -5
Simple. Call Chuck Norris.
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Post by ass1234 on Apr 30, 2008 19:52:41 GMT -5
Chainsaw it to pieces.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2008 19:54:39 GMT -5
Make a aution near it, sell it, and give no refunds when they can't move it.
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Post by Grimscott on Apr 30, 2008 19:58:36 GMT -5
Cut out the ground around it with a jackhammer and use a wheelbarrow to take it with me.
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Post by Ele Mantel on Apr 30, 2008 20:00:40 GMT -5
Cut out the ground around it with a jackhammer and use a wheelbarrow to take it with me. The dimond goes all the way to the other side of the world. IT'S THAT LONG So, that wouldn't work anyway.
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Post by rubyxoxo on Apr 30, 2008 20:02:14 GMT -5
eat it, then puke it out at the nearest gem store thing. ;D
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Post by Grimscott on Apr 30, 2008 20:02:34 GMT -5
Cut out the ground around it with a jackhammer and use a wheelbarrow to take it with me. The dimond goes all the way to the other side of the world. IT'S THAT LONG So, that wouldn't work anyway. Why didn't you say that before? I call shenanigans.
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Post by jallo on Apr 30, 2008 20:02:44 GMT -5
Put on some socks, and rub your feet together very slowly and carefully.
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