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Post by McJesus on May 30, 2008 12:26:00 GMT -5
Until Death You Do Part
Chapter 1: Massacre [/b][/center] " Come on! Show me what you got!" hollered McJesus as he sent another barrage of explosions towards the careening police cars, which were now hurtling through traffic and civilians. " Is that all you have? Three hundred or so coppers, 17 choppers, a few tanks and Bulet? It's like you've already given up on taking me out!" yelled a fiesty McJesus. He knew that today he's fought off more authorities than Omni at an N*Sync concert, but he certainly wasn't going to show it. He craved more. His bloodlust was showing. As he looked to his left, he noticed a single figure around 200m away, running towards him. " Ha!" he whispered, " Another victim." A smile was forming on his face.. a smile that almost never appears on McJesus. The last time McJesus was this happy, he ripped open the void, AGAIN.. but that's another story. McJesus sighed, and focused his vision into energy and fired off a single blast in the direction of the mysterious figure. Seemingly harmless at first, but once that baby hit, it took out 2 or 3 buildings. He screamed into the heavens a mighty roar; " Hahahha! I'll add that carnage to my li-" He stopped dead in his tracks. He could have sworn.. no.. it couldn't be.. ..could it? A sonic boom could be heard from the crater that MJ had laid down, and he squinted. " Bloody hell, I thought I killed him.." Almost like he was travelling at the speed of light, a single orange line rushed right past MJ, carrying him into the air with a mighty uppercut. It took him a few seconds to register what had just occured, let alone think of a witty pun and by the time he'd sorted it out, he had hurtled through one too many buildings for his liking. " Whatsamattah witchyou?" roared McJesus from a now imploding apartment. " Can't I kill a guy like you in peace or what?" " Evidently not dumbass! QuickFeet doesn't go down so easily!" yelled a bystander. " What are you, like 8?" replied MJ, as he slid down the building's wildly fluctuating concrete walls. " How about you go die in a tornado!" was all the kid could muster, as he recorded MJ's sweet decent on his mobile phone (which was also sweet) " And how about you say hi to God for me?!" roared McJesus, as he sent a lethal array of love, in the form of death, towards the stupid bystander. " AAaGHGHAH WARBLE WARBLE AFHFAGHGHAAAGGH" was the extent of the kid's response, as his firey death descended upon him. A gust of wind suddenly erupted from the smoke, and there stood QuickFeet, wearing his tattered uniform. " Leave this dumbass alone McJesus! Your fight is with me!" " Hey!" retorted the bystander, " I have a name!" " Spit it out kiddo." whispered McJesus, " Before I blast your gonads into tiny little pieces." He was now standing behind the now-involved bystander, and QuickFeet turned around with a confused look on his face. When did McJesus make threats like that?" Haha, good luck with that. Because, I'm the fabled ASTRO!" " Oh bloody he-" was all McJesus could mumbled before Astro had produced a pole of iron and used it in a violent manner towards MJ's head ..in a violent manner. QuickFeet figured it was time to switch targets, and promptly started up a whirlwind of epic proportions. Rubble from all around the few blocks of where the action was, was soon sucked up into QF's twister. " You'll never defeat me!" screamed a estatic Astro, considering he was trying to talk with a whirlwind about to send him flying over to Aerial Assault. " Less talk, more chalk!" bellowed a hearty brawler from up above on the wreckage of that building McJesus slid down earlier. Before Astro could realise what had happened, a rather large piece of chalk had crushed him to the ground, QuickFeet along with him. " Spawner you sly dog!" whispered McJesus, " I didn't think you had it in you!" Spawner didn't have time to realise that one of his greatest foes was breathing creepily on his neck, he was too busy wailing at the top of his lungs, after being flung by yet another explosion from the hands of the holy heckler. Damn him and his dramatic fighting moves! was all QuickFeet could think. McJesus had now landed next to QuickFeet, and promptly told him to " Have a nice chat with the police, I've had enough fun for today." " Curse you McJesuuuuuuuuuss!!" cried the orange brawler, as McJesus walked away to his unscratched black 64 Chevy Impala with white stripes and whitewall tires. All QuickFeet and Astro could sense was the smell of burning rubber, and the sound of sirens approaching.
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Post by rabiesisme on May 30, 2008 12:35:59 GMT -5
as McJesus walked away to his unscratched black 64 Chevy Impala with white stripes and whitewall tires. lmao.
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Post by Grimscott on May 30, 2008 13:04:53 GMT -5
" How about you go die in a tornado!" was all the kid could muster, Also, I don't know what you're talking about here. MJ got hisself BURNED.
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on May 30, 2008 14:18:25 GMT -5
Hm... I don't really know about this one.
More stupid Quickfeet V McJesus, everyone acting out of character...
I'll have to wait and see.
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Post by McJesus on May 30, 2008 20:01:36 GMT -5
THIS IS NOT A QUICKFEET VS MCJESUS STORY
AARGGHRGRHG
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Post by Hat Salesman on May 30, 2008 20:11:15 GMT -5
I must see more.
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Post by The Omnipresence on May 30, 2008 20:19:19 GMT -5
N*Sync concert? Bleh...
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on May 30, 2008 20:24:51 GMT -5
THIS IS NOT A QUICKFEET VS MCJESUS STORY AARGGHRGRHG Well... that's what I see. Convince me otherwise.
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Post by McJesus on May 30, 2008 20:28:35 GMT -5
Hi, I'm Chapter 1! I'm not the entire bloody story!
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on May 30, 2008 20:29:47 GMT -5
Hi, I'm Chapter 1! I'm not the entire bloody story!Hi Chapter 1, so I hear you've got a family, can I meet them?
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Post by chortle on May 30, 2008 20:31:25 GMT -5
THIS IS NOT A QUICKFEET VS MCJESUS STORY AARGGHRGRHG My antagonistic review senses are thundering. Imma' go with Sheeps on this one. Like I stated in Rabies story, despite both of you being above par in the field of writing/storytelling, this "HAY, let's start the story with a brief fight between Quickfeet/McJesus, that'll be EPIC" thing is REALLY getting old. I'm up to about 4 or 5 fics now, about TWO-THREE too many. You two already refused to finish your grudge match for reasons unknown, and you're spicing it up with scripted fights that "aren't going anywhere" and are merely for entertainment. (But my knowledge of these things makes my guess it will culminate in a "final epic duel" in which one will be fighting to save the world while the other will just be a bitter, loathesome jackass in need of an ass-kicking" which will THEN culminate into the two descending from untimely foes to fierce, prided rivals. Ending in a friendly handshake of sorts.) Of course, I may be wrong entirely, and that whole rant is probably for naught regardless. However, if it DOES end up that way, I will lose all respect for the both of you. (No pressure.) But, I mean, at LEAST choose a different opponent. No one specific, but SOMEONE at least. Other than that, [insertgeneric"it was awesome" picture and quote]
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on May 30, 2008 20:34:00 GMT -5
Don't worry, my friend. I've got a story coming up in which everyone popular quickly dies. (Also, looking at the title, I get the sense this is a McJesusXAngelface story...)
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Post by Grimscott on May 30, 2008 20:35:21 GMT -5
Don't worry, my friend. I've got a story coming up in which everyone popular quickly dies. Do you count yourself as popular? >_>
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on May 30, 2008 20:36:15 GMT -5
Do you count yourself as popular? >_> Yep , I die pretty quickly.
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Post by McJesus on May 30, 2008 20:56:03 GMT -5
This "HAY, let's start the story with a brief fight between Quickfeet/McJesus, that'll be EPIC" thing is REALLY getting old. lol, QuickFeet hit McJesus ONCE in the entire chapter. And no one's hit on the plot yet.. if there is one. I might write up some chapter 2..
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Post by rabiesisme on May 31, 2008 2:16:26 GMT -5
My story has absolutely nothing to do with QuickFeet Vs. McJesus, and stop saying it is.
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Post by kevmcg1 on May 31, 2008 2:53:05 GMT -5
Don't worry, my friend. I've got a story coming up in which everyone popular quickly dies. (Also, looking at the title, I get the sense this is a McJesusXAngelface story...) Yay! I won't die too quickly. (Right?)
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Post by McJesus on May 31, 2008 6:24:27 GMT -5
Chapter 2: Desperation " Ooh, dinner smells fantastic tonight!" thought McJesus as he blasted Human After All through his wicked sound system on his Impala. AngelFace could hear the sweet tunes from the kitchen, and stepped out onto the balcony. " Glad you could make it!" she called out, as McJesus pulled into the driveway, next to AF's porsche. " Wow, dinner smells FANtastic!" AngelFace giggled, jumped down, and hugged McJesus. " Oh, that reminds me" she whispered to him, " We've got guests.." " ..what?" " Oh.. I hope you don't mind.. it's just some of your old friends!" she said to him with a smile. " Heh heh.. yeah.." McJesus was now feeling a feeling of dread and despair. It had been at least three years since the.. 'wedding incident'.. would they have forgiven him by now? McJesus stepped through the front door and sat down at the lounge right next to the dining room, and listened to the conversation. " So there I was, Astro and Orsta at my fingertips, about to merge 'em together when Omni comes along and slaps some mindcontrol things on 'em!" " Woah!" " Talk about crazy.." " So I says to him, I says 'Omni you courageous fooL!' and he throws a.. a er.." McJesus had now entered the room, and he meekly greeted his guests with a " Er.. hi guys.." The small group of people at the table stopped their hearty discussion and turned at the man who had just entered their midst. McJesus could only stand and take in their emotionless stares, among them MVG, John, Fiver, Omni, YinYang and McJesus couldn't recognise the last man, his black cloak covering his face. Before MJ knew it, MVG had walked over to him and slugged him in the stomach. He raised his fist in a bid to continue his violent charade when John clutched his fist and held him back. " This is no time for revenge MVG.. we have more important matters to discuss." " Yes, that's right Johnathan." noted a slightly more-official-than-usual Omni, " McJesus, take a seat. We're here to discuss the terms of your surrender." " My WHAT?!" yelled a McJesus, slamming his hands furiously on the table before him. " I'll take out the lot o' ya before I go down!" " That's our point exactly McJesus. You've grown far too violent.. you used to be such a nice fellow.. but now.." " Honey.. what's this all about?" whispered AngelFace, " What have you been doing..?" " Look for yourself" hummed the mysterious figure in black as he produced a remote and turned on the nearby flatscreen tv " *KSSH-ere found to be okay. And now to our top story tonight, a massacre erupted on 87th and 9th this morning, as the ill-famed brawler McJesus was found attacking civilians and local authorities with no warning whatsoever, yet again. The attacks started at around 8 30, with explosions erupting through Main Street, following with a mi-CLICK" " There you have it" concluded the figure, retrieving his remote. " You.. might want to give her some room." All AngelFace could do at this point was run out of the room, McJesus close behind her. " I-it's a lie! I wouldn't do anything like th-" " NO! I'm sick of it! When we got married we agreed to stop fighting and settle down! To s-start a family.." cried the distressed angel. McJesus just stood there in silence, head hung in shame. " I'm leaving.. I don't know if I'll ever come back.." As AngelFace took off towards the sunset, McJesus returned to the table at sat at the head, and buried his head in his hands, and through his ruffled hair, the group heard the muffled words " .....okay, let's talk."
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Post by bulet on May 31, 2008 6:34:33 GMT -5
OWNED!
Also, thanks for including me in the beginging of the first chapter, maybe later in the story you meet me again? Only time will tell.
Anyway, great story!
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Post by rabiesisme on May 31, 2008 6:38:20 GMT -5
Nooblet got owned marriage style, yo.
Wut?
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on May 31, 2008 7:11:26 GMT -5
So it IS a McJesusXAngelface story!
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Post by madvideogamer on May 31, 2008 7:50:00 GMT -5
I get to do revenge? Giggity giggity
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Post by RobotKilla on May 31, 2008 8:08:03 GMT -5
Oh ya, If you didn't know, Yin-Yang's actually McJesus's Character so that's why he put it in there.
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Post by kevmcg1 on May 31, 2008 8:09:50 GMT -5
I'm probably wrong but isn't the title supposed to be "Until Death Do You Part." ?
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Post by bulet on May 31, 2008 8:13:24 GMT -5
I'm probably wrong but isn't the title supposed to be "Until Death Do You Part." ? Yes but shouldn't it be: ''Until Death Do Us Part''? Or am I missing something?
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Post by kevmcg1 on May 31, 2008 8:38:43 GMT -5
I'm probably wrong but isn't the title supposed to be "Until Death Do You Part." ? Yes but shouldn't it be: ''Until Death Do Us Part''? Or am I missing something? I think it could work either way depending on if someone else is saying it to you or you're saying it. But yes, we're definitely missing something...
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Post by McJesus on May 31, 2008 9:12:13 GMT -5
So it IS a McJesusXAngelface story! Nope! You're still way off! :P
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Post by The Omnipresence on May 31, 2008 9:30:21 GMT -5
So it IS a McJesusXAngelface story! Nope! You're still way off! :P Its a story about how McJesus needs to be put down like the dog he is.
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Post by Hat Salesman on May 31, 2008 9:39:46 GMT -5
McJesus is going to be killed by pew pew laz0rz.
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Post by Grimscott on May 31, 2008 12:06:12 GMT -5
Nope! You're still way off! :P Its a story about how McJesus needs to be put down like the dog he is. WHY MJ WHY YOU USED TO BE SO NIIIICE McJesus is going to be killed by pew pew laz0rz. But pew pew laz0rz don't hurt him.
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