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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on Jun 6, 2008 19:15:08 GMT -5
I daresay, Rabies really IS cooler than McJesus. At least he doesn't go around like a fucking emo with fancy ways to kill himself. Also, Wind and Guitar powers FTW.
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Post by McJesus on Jun 6, 2008 21:39:22 GMT -5
|:C
you guys suck.
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Post by Grimscott on Jun 6, 2008 21:44:50 GMT -5
Well. . .you should've known better than to post something depressing here. I mean, really, what did you expect from us?
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Post by McJesus on Jun 6, 2008 22:15:40 GMT -5
really, what did you expect from us? tears or a sad face
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Post by Hat Salesman on Jun 6, 2008 22:22:00 GMT -5
Oh, be quiet, you pansy.
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on Jun 6, 2008 22:27:21 GMT -5
Is that really it?
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Post by The Omnipresence on Jun 6, 2008 22:34:44 GMT -5
I WAS RIGHT, McJesus was put down like the dog he was.
And Cyclonus agreed with me. Now we need a funeral.
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on Jun 6, 2008 22:39:10 GMT -5
I WAS RIGHT, McJesus was put down like the dog he was. And Cyclonus agreed with me. Now we need a funeral. I iz a good preist. "You fucking squashed my head, I hope you have fun in hell. >:C"
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Post by Grimscott on Jun 7, 2008 0:04:25 GMT -5
I WAS RIGHT, McJesus was put down like the dog he was. And Cyclonus agreed with me. Now we need a funeral. I iz a good preist. "You fucking squashed my head, I hope you have fun in hell. >:C" I already know what I'm going to say. "After all the crap you have gone through, a point blank bullet to the noggin was all it took to kill you? Wtf!"
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Post by McJesus on Jun 7, 2008 0:08:40 GMT -5
No, that would be lame. There's alot more deaths coming.
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Post by bulet on Jun 7, 2008 2:07:52 GMT -5
No, that would be lame. There's alot more deaths coming. 2 options: 1.The gun is EMPTY. 2.God will send him back, again.
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Post by McJesus on Jun 7, 2008 4:49:19 GMT -5
No, that would be lame. There's alot more deaths coming. 2 options: 1.The gun is EMPTY. 2.God will send him back, again.Ugh. There's way more options than just those two.
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Post by McJesus on Jun 11, 2008 6:07:18 GMT -5
lol idunno Chapter 5: The Next Big Thing ~Three Weeks Later~[/center] McJesus pulled himself from the chassis of his Impala, which was now in several pieces and irrefutably scratched and dented to the extent that no amount of buffing or waxing would ever return it's original gleam. Around 100 cars were involved, 14 trucks, countless casualties, and and the shattered remains of aeroplane. The entire highway was in disrepair, and in pieces. Rubble was everywhere. He took a look at himself, and noted the many scars and scratches he adorned on his shirtless (and manly) body. His left arm was mutilated beyond recognition, and the right side of his face was raw and bloody. He scratched the bullet hole in his head, and walked towards the city, which was still burning from the destruction he had caused in the last few weeks. Great.. so not even a plane can do it. Ugh. What am I, invincible now?McJesus looked to the left, and in the corner of his eye noticed a church still standing amongst the rubble. He decided to take a visit and pay his respects. " Am I like invincible now or what? This is really lame.." muttered McJesus, and he pushed open the large doors to the cathedral. He took a seat near the back, closed his eyes, and started praying. There was only a few people in the building, and they were near the front, doing their regular rituals. Through the constant grinding of the organ, McJesus could hear a faint whisper. He knew this whisper well, it was the voice of God himself, and he knew what to do. Channelling all other sounds away, McJesus concentrated all his focus onto the voice. No longer could he hear the organ, or the silent prayer of the people in the distance. The last thing McJesus heard was his own heartbeat fading away, until McJesus could hear absolutely nothing. "Hello my son." "Ah, God, there you are.. I've got a question for you.." "Yes?" "..why can't I die?" McJesus heard a soft sigh, and opened his eyes to the sight of absolutely nothing. Whiteness surrounded him, just like his first encounter with God. To his right (or what McJ assumed was his right), he saw a pure essense of light come toward him. "I must tell you the truth, yes?" "Well.. yeah, you're God." "Very well. There's.. only one way for you to die. One person that can kill you." "..say what?" "One of the brawlers, you know him very well." "QuickFeet, that scoundrel!" "..no, someone else. Take a look at this." With a loud garbled mutter, the blank canvas transformed into a burning city, where McJesus saw himself eyeing down a strange purple figure with the strangest looking head. This figure was walking towards McJesus with a blank look in his eye, one of evil as well as bloodlust. "Who the hell is that?" "That, my son, is my greatest and last creation. One that will wipe the earth clean."
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Post by Balto-Boy on Jun 11, 2008 7:48:05 GMT -5
Chapter 5: The Next Big Thing McJesus doesn't swear, huh?
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Post by McJesus on Jun 11, 2008 8:01:58 GMT -5
McJesus doesn't swear, huh? Eh? Did I miss something?
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Post by Balto-Boy on Jun 11, 2008 8:03:29 GMT -5
Eh? Did I miss something? I was told that the word "bastard" is a naughty word. Am I wrong or something?
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Post by McJesus on Jun 11, 2008 8:19:13 GMT -5
Eh? Did I miss something? I was told that the word "bastard" is a naughty word. Am I wrong or something? err.. it could be, im not entirely sure. ill change it anyway.
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Post by Hat Salesman on Jun 11, 2008 16:11:14 GMT -5
ILLIDON? That's the only person that can kill you?! How the fuck do we beat you in a grudge match, then?
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on Jun 11, 2008 16:20:31 GMT -5
"Who the hell is that?" "That, my son, is my greatest and last creation. One that will wipe the earth clean." God didn't create Illidon. Get your facts straight.
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Post by Balto-Boy on Jun 11, 2008 21:58:36 GMT -5
God didn't create Illidon. Get your facts straight. Maybe it's not Illidon, then...
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on Jun 11, 2008 22:08:49 GMT -5
Maybe it's not Illidon, then... Do you know anything ELSE with purple skin and horns?
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Post by Balto-Boy on Jun 11, 2008 22:12:15 GMT -5
Do you know anything ELSE with purple skin and horns? It says a purple body and strange head. It could be a very vague description of AppleCore for all you know!
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Post by McJesus on Jun 12, 2008 6:01:00 GMT -5
Eh heh heh, still no one's pieced it together.. although I haven't exactly given away that many clues.
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on Jun 12, 2008 8:04:37 GMT -5
Eh heh heh, still no one's pieced it together.. although I haven't exactly given away that many clues. RORY?
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Post by bulet on Jun 12, 2008 8:11:36 GMT -5
Eh heh heh, still no one's pieced it together.. although I haven't exactly given away that many clues. RORY? Purple, ONE eye, strange head. Yep, it's Rory.
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Post by McJesus on Jun 12, 2008 8:45:51 GMT -5
Purple, ONE eye, strange head. Yep, it's Rory. Oh wow, I totally see how you guys would come to that conclusion.. but erm, no. Maybe I should change the colour, it's no one anyone's seen yet. MVG will know about it, he asked me a while back. ;')
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Post by benavides20 on Jun 14, 2008 1:20:31 GMT -5
Purple, ONE eye, strange head. Yep, it's Rory. Oh wow, I totally see how you guys would come to that conclusion.. but erm, no. Maybe I should change the colour, it's no one anyone's seen yet. MVG will know about it, he asked me a while back. ;') i know its *gets shot by Mcjesus*
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Post by McJesus on Jun 16, 2008 5:44:17 GMT -5
I'm pulling this off the air.
To be honest, the thread only had an ending to begin with, no plot or anything in the first place, and was thus doomed to fail.
To quell any suspisions, here's the jist of the story.
McJesus finds Astro and Ortsa bound together by YinYang, and are killing off brawlers. Everyone battles Astro/Ortsa Everyone dies including YinYang this seperates the duo Astro eventually beats Ortsa Astro lives forever, alone.
Yeah, that's what I had. )':
The purple figure was Astro/Ortsa, and the weird head was a pentagon.
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Post by benavides20 on Jun 16, 2008 5:48:30 GMT -5
i know all of that cause you told me on msn
but keep the sespence and edit that post
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Post by McJesus on Jun 16, 2008 6:25:56 GMT -5
/facepalm
Aiden, I'm giving up writing the rest of the story.
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