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Post by chortle on May 31, 2008 12:19:43 GMT -5
Nope! You're still way off! :P Its a story about how McJesus needs to be put down like the dog he is. It's a McJesus/TAYLOR story! |
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on May 31, 2008 12:31:57 GMT -5
It's a McJesus/TAYLOR story! With MVG and Rabies thrown in for lulz! |
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Post by McJesus on May 31, 2008 17:30:18 GMT -5
Instead of having me tell you guys how wrong you are over and over and over, I'll just wait until someone gets it right.
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Post by Hat Salesman on May 31, 2008 17:36:42 GMT -5
It's a McJesus story.
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Post by The Omnipresence on May 31, 2008 17:42:58 GMT -5
Instead of having me tell you guys how wrong you are over and over and over, I'll just wait until someone gets it right. Im pretty sure Im right, because everything I say is right. Cyclonus would agree with me. |
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Post by rabiesisme on May 31, 2008 17:46:48 GMT -5
It's a Duplex story.
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Post by Grimscott on May 31, 2008 17:47:21 GMT -5
Instead of having me tell you guys how wrong you are over and over and over, I'll just wait until someone gets it right. Im pretty sure Im right, because everything I say is right. Cyclonus would agree with me. What he said. |
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Post by The Omnipresence on May 31, 2008 20:06:49 GMT -5
Im pretty sure Im right, because everything I say is right. Cyclonus would agree with me. What he said. "What he said"? What the hell is that supposed to mean!?!?!?! I should blast you where you stand!!! |
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Post by chortle on May 31, 2008 21:29:05 GMT -5
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Post by Grimscott on May 31, 2008 22:05:14 GMT -5
"What he said"? What the hell is that supposed to mean!?!?!?! I should blast you where you stand!!! I meant that I agreed with what you said! WHY ARE YOU SO VIOLENT? |
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Post by Ele Mantel on May 31, 2008 22:20:06 GMT -5
It's going to be a fan-fiction story.
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on May 31, 2008 22:21:30 GMT -5
It's going to be a fan-fiction story. Yeah, I think that's a safe bet. |
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Post by The Omnipresence on May 31, 2008 22:23:36 GMT -5
I meant that I agreed with what you said! WHY ARE YOU SO VIOLENT? WHY ARE YOU SO INCOMPETENT!!!  AND WHERES THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! |
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Post by Grimscott on May 31, 2008 22:58:38 GMT -5
I meant that I agreed with what you said! WHY ARE YOU SO VIOLENT? WHY ARE YOU SO INCOMPETENT!!! *paonch in faice* AND WHERES THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! What he said. |
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Post by McJesus on Jun 1, 2008 0:38:17 GMT -5
AND WHERES THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! I DONT KNOW IM MAKING THIS UP AS I GO |
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Post by The Omnipresence on Jun 1, 2008 9:52:20 GMT -5
AND WHERES THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! I DONT KNOW IM MAKING THIS UP AS I GO OH, TU ERES SERIO?! YOU'RE GOING TO CRASH THE BOAT MAN!!! |
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Post by McJesus on Jun 1, 2008 11:46:59 GMT -5
Chapter 3: Romance " Exile?" sputtered Mr. Combustion, coca-cola flying in various manners throughout the room. " It's your only option." replied Omni, whilst wiping off coke from his face. " Your very existance will wipe out the entire populus, and we just can't have that." " So just get lost." added MVG, with a slightly harsh overtone. McJesus, disgruntled, stood up and walked up the stairs. The 6 brawlers looked at each other confused for a while, and then heard from the room above them, " I'll think about it, you can leave now." The group seemed to nod together in agreement, gathered their things and left. Omni called in a chopper to fly them most of them off to their respective homes, apart from Fiver who flew away on a newly-spawned Five. One person opted to walk home, God knows why he'd do such a thing. He chuckled as he waddleed away. McJesus entered his bedroom, and sat on the end of his bed, head in his hands, wondering how it all went wrong, how he could have lost his fame, fortune.. his wife.. And then he remembered where it all started. 3 Years Ago What a glorious day, AngelFace thought to herself. She held onto her beloved McJesus, as they walked through the store, picking up every fabric she fancied, and whenever she thought something was too much, she glanced at McJesus, and everytime he smiled and said " Whatever you want honey, today's your day." " Aww.. thanks so much babe." McJesus hugged and kissed her on the forehead. " I'll be right back honey!" as he strolled out of the store, " Just put it all on my tab!" AngelFace giggled and replied " Thank you sooo much!" and ran around the store in pure glee. Ahh, what a glorious day to be alive.McJesus dialed the number marked "Phase 1" (just because McJesus felt that sounded slick), and made sure everything was in order, and quickly ran back to his better half. " Found something you like?" " Oh yes! All of this!" " Haha! They all look fantastic!" They walked back to their unscratched Impala, and drove away in a fit of love and laughter. McJesus waited exactly 14 minutes and 45 seconds, and promptly said, " Hey, I'm going out for a quick fight, I think I saw a brawl back there. How about you meet me at The Wilderness at around 9?" AngelFace was still giddy from that day's experience, so she agreed with a smile and drove into the night, as McJesus jumped onto a nearby van, and hitchhiked a few miles out of sight. --- AngelFace pulled up to the sidelines of the grassy terrain, and scanned the horizon, when a bright red light caught her eye. " Ah, McJesus!" " AngelFace?" She laughed and said " Who else?" as she ran towards him and leapt into his arms. His cigarette could be seen from a mile away. " Shall we walk?" uttered McJesus in a very sly tone, and they strolled along the hills of The Wilderness, talking about life, the future, their day, Daft Punk and Bulet's 100th trial that had happened that day. Hours later, still conversing about Bistromathics and SEP fields, they had found themselves at a set of white buildings, and McJesus whispered to her, "Close your eyes, I have something to give you.."
"Okay.."
"..Alright, open them."
She opened her eyes to see an amazing spectacle, lights dazzled the sky, spotlights shone upon the buildings they had stopped infront of, and AngelFace gasped.
"It's the.. the hospital.."
"Yes, the place we first met. ..Honey?"
"Y-yes?"
"Will you.. marry me?"
"..."
McJesus looked into her eyes, showing every true emotion he had ever had, and AngelFace looked into his handsomely rugged face, and with the widest grin ever concieved she shouted "Yes! Oh my god, yes!"
An eruption of fireworks and explosions could be seen in the sky, as far as the eye can see. People could hear the ruckus from all around, and looked out their windows and some yelled "What's going on down there?! It's midnight!"
A few people wandering on the streets yelled back "It's AngelFace and McJesus! They're getting married!"
Like a stream of water running through thin air, the news of the famous couple's engagement ran through the land faster than any other news had ever been conveyed.
Something that would hit the history books was about to happen.
..but it wasn't what anyone suspected. |
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Post by bulet on Jun 1, 2008 12:13:03 GMT -5
A novel of epic proportions I must say. Lol, 100th trial, nice one.
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Post by John12346 on Jun 1, 2008 15:24:03 GMT -5
Chapter 2: DesperationJohnathan  *asplodes* Aside from that one thing, everything in all three chapters so far has made me orgasm in joy. |
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Post by McJesus on Jun 5, 2008 10:39:21 GMT -5
..I think I've written myself into a ditch. ):
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Post by rabiesisme on Jun 5, 2008 11:03:25 GMT -5
..I think I've written myself into a ditch. ) : Told ya |
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Post by McJesus on Jun 6, 2008 0:39:45 GMT -5
Oh, I think I had myself a bit of that "writers block" thing. I'm good now. :) Chapter 4: Best Man " ..and do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" asked the Priest. January 14th, the ceremony of the long awaited wedding between the Holy Heckler and the Heavenly Heiress. The wedding was situated in a beautiful plain in The Wilderness, by request of AngelFace. MadMan was more than happy to agree, and you could see him on the front row of the crowd, along with a varied group of brawlers, long, tall and even wide. Three men could be seen quickly rushing towards the ceremony at the very back. " Quick! We've just made it!" hushed Blue, with a taller, thinner figure in a black hoodie right next to him. " You know the plan, yes?" " We all know the plan.. now be quiet.." The other brawler, face concealed behind another black hoodie followed in silence. " Yes, of course I do!" replied the suit-clad McJesus. He was neatly trimmed today, no cigarrette in sight, and wearing a snappy black and white ensemble with a top-hat, cane and gloves to boot. " Ahh, very well. If there are any that believe that these two should not be married, speak now.. if you want me to host the funeral as well." The audience gave a light-hearted giggle, but it ceased quickly enough when the two men in back stood up and with a grin, the taller one chuckled out " Heh, I know one or two people that would have a problem with that." Everyone in the crowd turned and gasped, as Blue was seen running towards the bride and groom, and as he lunged at the couple, he saw McJesus and AngelFace's expressions gone from romance-ridden to shock-filled. With a resounding thud, Blue had crunched his hand into the groom's cheek and had sent him flying into the flower arrangement behind him. " What the hell do you think you're doing punk?!" yelled out MadMan, now filled with anger. " Yeah, what gives asshole?!" cried another audience member. The entire arena was filled with insults as Blue looked back and with a smug grin yelled some expletives right back at them, which stopped when he felt the hot sweaty grip of a man's gloves on the sides of his head. " You've ticked me off one too many times kid." The last thing the SheepShifter could feel was the crushing force of a thousand suns expanding his head into a fiery chasm of death. The crowd was dead silent, as they looked up at McJesus' bloody hands. They all leant forward for a mutter.. a response, even an explanation. McJesus looked up at the crowd, and for a second, he smirked. The audience was hysterical, they ran for their very lives, knocking over people, running over chairs, most flying away or even diving in lakes. Mere seconds after Blue had only just lunged at McJesus, the entire ceremony was in ruins, the only people left being McJesus, AngelFace, and a very scared and confused Priest. " Stop this! I can't handle this fighting! This bloodshed! This.. this.." AngelFace sobbed. He looked into her weeping eyes and his lip trembled. " Promise me.. you'll never fight again.." McJesus' eyes shot wide open. Never fight again..? Could I do that? With a sigh, and a smile, he replied; " ..anything for you honey." He brushed back her hair and wiped back her tears. With a sniff, she called for the Priest, and they were quickly married, as the Priest had run to his Combi-Van. Audience or not, they were husband and wife now, and they could live happily ever after. ..theoretically. --- McJesus pulled out a box of cigarrettes, and looked inside. Last one. He lit it, as he walked to his closet, and pulled out a solid gold magnum. The gift from Bulet on our wedding day.. how touching.McJesus walked out to the balcony of his 2-storey condo, and looked at the moon. A full moon. He sighed, as he brought the gun to his head. And pulled the trigger. |
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Post by RobotKilla on Jun 6, 2008 15:13:06 GMT -5
O.O MCJESUS! HE COMMITTED SUICIDE!!!!!
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Post by bulet on Jun 6, 2008 15:40:19 GMT -5
ATLEAST IT WAS MY GUN!  But seriously, that was emo. |
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on Jun 6, 2008 18:24:06 GMT -5
Sissy...
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Post by Ele Mantel on Jun 6, 2008 18:30:56 GMT -5
Wait, so thats the end?
What the hell?
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Post by Maybe Might Not Be Moneybags on Jun 6, 2008 18:36:10 GMT -5
Wait, so thats the end? What the hell? Well, the song "Crawling" is only about two minutes, so a story written about it can't really be that long. |
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Post by Grimscott on Jun 6, 2008 18:49:47 GMT -5
Wait, so thats the end? What the hell? Well, the song "Crawling" is only about two minutes, so a story written about it can't really be that long. Emo jokes make the world go 'round. |
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Post by kevmcg1 on Jun 6, 2008 18:53:45 GMT -5
Suicide? Oh... God's going to be pissed with you McJesus.
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Post by Hat Salesman on Jun 6, 2008 18:56:30 GMT -5
I daresay, Rabies really IS cooler than McJesus. At least he doesn't go around like a fucking emo with fancy ways to kill himself.
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